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DUmmie FUnnies 11-03-06 (DUmmies Blow Up Over NY Times Nuke Bomb Story)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 3, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/03/2006 5:23:38 AM PST by PJ-Comix

What a coincidence! The New York Times publishes a story claiming that the release of secret Iraqi documents includes sensitive nuclear reasearch secrets from Iraq's 1996 FFCD Full, Final, and Complete Declaration (FFCD-F). However this same information was already dispersed to the member states of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) which number 142 including Iran. So there was no information released that wasn't already known earlier. You can quickly get up to speed on this by reading the posting of Freeper JVERITAS on the Free Republic. And since the New York Times has now publicized these Iraqi documents which it pretty much ignored before, folks might note that the same document also show that Saddam Hussein was in the process of REBUILDING his nuclear weapons program which means we were justified in overthrowing his regime. Thanx for that little service there, NY Times, even though you really meant to hurt the EVIL Republicans in the upcoming elections. Of course, the DUmmies are now jubilant over the New York Times aid to the Democrats, little realizing that this publicity SHOWS that Saddam took a PERSONAL interest in rebuilding nuclear WMDs as you can see in this THREAD with the somewhat desperate title of "***RED F*CKING ALERT*** WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT - *** EVERYONE HERE SHOULD READ THIS (PLEASE)." So let us now watch the DUmmies celebrate the election boomerang tossed out there by the New York Times in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the DUmmies attempt to kick Lucy's nuclear football once again, is in the [brackets]:

***RED F*CKING ALERT*** WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT - *** EVERYONE HERE SHOULD READ THIS (PLEASE)

[PLEASE! PLEASE! SAVE US FROM THE EVIL REPUBLICANS!!!]

BUSH ADMIN POSTED NUCLEAR BOMB BUILDING GUIDE ON INTERNET…

[IAEA DISPERSED THE SAME NUCLEAR "BOMB BUILDING GUIDE" TO 142 NATIONS.]

We have lost nearly 3,000 of our beloved soldiers because of the threat of Iraq having WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION and NOW the Bush administration is f*cking PUBLISHING "nuclear bombs for dummies" on the internet??????

[I'm PUBLISHING DUmmies for DUmmies on the internet. Among the published facts is that the IAEA already distributed the same info.]

Holy shit. Do we realize the significance of this?!!@#$!!! If we don't jump on this with everything we got -- then we DESERVE everything we get.

[All political as the New York Times intended it to be.]

ROFL!!! MY GOD, THE REPUKES ARE GOING TO CATCH HELL FOR THIS!!!

[Take a long running kick at Lucy's football because those same documents show that Saddam was personally planning to rebuild Iraq's nuclear program.]

Yep...who's to say that this isn't the reason N. Korea got the bomb?

[They read the widely distributed IAEA documents?]

The timing would actually be just right, wouldn't it?

[Yeah. Isn't it surprising about the timing of this release by the NY Times just a few days before the election.]

Stress - PRE-1991 nuclear research! This has NOTHING to do with post-Gulf War ALLEGED activities by Iraq.

[Yes. Let us just forget the inconvenient part of those SAME documents that show that in Jan. 2001 that Saddam was personally involved in REBUILDING his nuclear program which proves we were justified in overthrowing his regime.]

If anything will kick off Impeachment later this will be it!

[John Conyers is already preparing his broom closet for the impeachment hearings.]

This is so UNBELIEVABLY HUGE, that I'm having heart palpitations.

[Which will turn into a heart attack late on the night of Nov. 7.]

10:1 odds says that the "liberal" media says something to this extent: "A lot of this information was widey available already on the internet. Does it really even make a difference if our enemies found this new information?"

[You mean like at the IAEA WEBSITE?]

WE NEED A WEEKEND FULL OF "MUSHROOM CLOUD" TV ADS! ARE YOU DEM MEDIA CONSULTANTS PAYING ATTENTION?

[Don't worry. The Republicans will probably show those mushroom cloud TV ads to demonstrate that Saddam was planning on rebuilding his nuclear weapons program just like those SAME documents said.]

Lets see Rove spin this one.

[It was all a secret Rovian plot to publicize the fact that Saddam was planning on rebuilding his nuclear weapons program.]

The information on how to build a bomb has been out there, freely available in libraries across the country for years and decades now, if you knew what you were doing. Hell, back in the seventies a kid from Ohio ginned up a working model of a bomb as a high school project from information he acquired from various local libraries. Yes, the Pentagon, NRC, DOE and others freaked, but they also said that the kid had done such a good job that all he need was some plutonium. Whether or not Bush put this info out there is immaterial. If a person really wanted to build a bomb, and had training in nuclear physics, they could do so whether or not these documents were released. Yes, the irony is delicious, but the threat is overblown. You would have to remove virtually every single bit of information on nuclear physics if you are that worried, and frankly that's not going to happen.

[And this DUmmie WINS a nuclear powered Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity before he is tombstoned from DUmmieland!]

It might be that these are fairly sophisticated circuits, etc. But having worked in the nuclear industry, knowing what is freely available in the public arena, I stand by my statement. If it wasn't illegal, I would be willing to bet a great deal of money that I could build a bomb within a year using only publicly available documents. Hell, if you have a decent size university nearby, go stroll through their nuclear physics section in their library and see just how detailed these matters get. Again, it isn't the knowlege, or lack there of that is preventing people from building a bomb, it is lack of plutonium that is keeping the bombs out of the hands of ordinary citizens. Hell, go look at the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombs, they are really quite simple instruments.

[And soon to be tombstoned DUmmie madHound gives us an encore performance of rare DUmmieland RATIONALITY.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; freudenschade; nytimes
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This story was the New York Times campaign contribution to the Democrats. Somehow I don't think it was covered by the McCain-Feingold Campaign "Reform" Law.

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1 posted on 11/03/2006 5:23:40 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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1st


2 posted on 11/03/2006 5:24:02 AM PST by gate2wire (Please Lord, look after 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub)
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3 posted on 11/03/2006 5:24:36 AM PST by Petronski (CNN is an insidiously treasonous, enemy propaganda organ.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 11/03/2006 5:24:38 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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5 posted on 11/03/2006 5:25:33 AM PST by Paul Heinzman (NOW can we question John Kerry's patriotism?)
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That's a top ten-er, niner niner.


6 posted on 11/03/2006 5:26:16 AM PST by GreenAccord (I'm GreenAccord and I approved of this message)
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G'morning and thanks again!


7 posted on 11/03/2006 5:27:11 AM PST by Toby06 (Happy camper.)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10!


8 posted on 11/03/2006 5:27:28 AM PST by SIDENET (Is it too early for flapjacks?)
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Is this Hugh and Series?


9 posted on 11/03/2006 5:28:38 AM PST by 230FMJ (...from my cold, dead, fingers.)
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To: PJ-Comix
BUSH ADMIN POSTED NUCLEAR BOMB BUILDING GUIDE ON INTERNET

Anyone who understands the physics knows that building a nuke isn't particularly hard, all of the research is focused on increasing yield and effectiveness. A simple nuke just requires two sub-critical masses of fissionable material (that combined, exceed critical mass) and an explosive charge to force the two pieces together.

The hard part is getting your hands on enough fissionable material.

10 posted on 11/03/2006 5:28:59 AM PST by kevkrom (John F'n Kerry's 'apology': "I'm sorry you were too stupid to realize I wasn't calling you stupid.")
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A PreWarDocs humor break!! We so get to enjoy schadenfraude over this guys!!

DUmmie FUnnies 11-03-06 (DUmmies Blow Up Over NY Times Nuke Bomb Story) ^

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11 posted on 11/03/2006 5:29:10 AM PST by eyespysomething (Thou whoreson impudent embossed rascal!)
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WE NEED A WEEKEND FULL OF "MUSHROOM CLOUD" TV ADS!

Focusing voters' minds on terrorism just days before the election? Don't throw us poor Republicans into that briar patch, Br'er DUmmie.

12 posted on 11/03/2006 5:33:04 AM PST by kevkrom (John F'n Kerry's 'apology': "I'm sorry you were too stupid to realize I wasn't calling you stupid.")
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Do we realize the significance of this?

Quite clearly, no.

13 posted on 11/03/2006 5:33:42 AM PST by kevkrom (John F'n Kerry's 'apology': "I'm sorry you were too stupid to realize I wasn't calling you stupid.")
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who's to say that this isn't the reason N. Korea got the bomb?

Anyone who realizes that Clinton gave them the fissionable material in the first place.

14 posted on 11/03/2006 5:35:32 AM PST by kevkrom (John F'n Kerry's 'apology': "I'm sorry you were too stupid to realize I wasn't calling you stupid.")
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To: PJ-Comix

My, your DUmmie ant farm is all a-twitter this morning, aren't they?


15 posted on 11/03/2006 5:36:30 AM PST by prairiebreeze (Nancy Pelosi only deserves to be Speaker of the Barn.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Someone set DUmb up the bomb.


16 posted on 11/03/2006 5:37:08 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Kerry slanders our soldiers.....again)
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To: kevkrom
My dad's old set of Collier's Encyclopedia, published circa 1966 has a drawing of the design of the Hiroshima bomb. Didn't explain details like how much TNT to use to set it off, but still, I wouldn't think it would take a sovereign nation long to figure it out from there.

In fact, a few PhD's in nuclear physics with a properly equipped lab better be able to put one together or be forced to surrender their degrees.

17 posted on 11/03/2006 5:37:35 AM PST by Paul Heinzman (So long, mom, I'm off to drop the bomb, so don't wait up for me.)
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To: PJ-Comix
If this premise is true. First thing they will have to admit the "President Bush was right" regarding WMDs. One of the rats favorite mantras was "No WMDs"...When they do admit it, their heads will explode...


18 posted on 11/03/2006 5:38:25 AM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: NeoCaveman
Someone set DUmb up the bomb.

What you say?

19 posted on 11/03/2006 5:38:56 AM PST by kevkrom (John F'n Kerry's 'apology': "I'm sorry you were too stupid to realize I wasn't calling you stupid.")
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**Yep...who's to say that this isn't the reason N. Korea got the bomb?**

Um...the fact that they've been building one for YEARS might be an indication that your statement isn't true. Just a guess.


20 posted on 11/03/2006 5:41:00 AM PST by ilovew ("I was born an American; I will live an American; I shall die an American." --Daniel Webster)
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