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DUmmie FUnnies 09-28-06 (Absurd N-Word Accuser Of The Day)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 28, 2006 | DUmmies, HUffies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/28/2006 7:46:44 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The racial slur charges against Virginia Senator George Allen have gotten so riduculous that they have reached the point of high comedy and will probably now HELP him. It turns out that the Democrats have overplayed their hand. Not content to let the obscure M-Word charge (who knew before that "Macaca" is a slur?), the MULTIPLE allegations of George Allen using the N-word have suddenly come tumbling out of the closet with such a roar you would almost think that every other word that Allen said during the 1970s was the N-word. Of course, even though Allen has been in the public eye for about a dozen years, not a PEEP has been said before over these slurs he supposed uttered over and over and over again. And now, on the heels of Larry Sabato declaring for certain that he heard (second hand thru others) Allen using the N-word comes the most absurd slur report of them all from the "esteemed" New York Times. Here it is: the latest racial slur word accusation against Allen comes from an ACTIVE Virginia Democrat who claimed via a forwarded e-mail to the Times that she heard Allen REPEATEDLY using this slur word directed against Washington Redskins (isn't "Redskins" a slur word?) running back, Larry Brown, on election night 1976. I kid you not. Unfortunately for the author of the forwarded e-mail, Ellen G. Hawkins, there was no corroboration of her accusation that supposedly took place in a very public setting and her former husband who was also at the same 1976 party has declined to comment. As a result of these incredibly slim pickings that the "unbiased" New York Times saw fit to publish, the DUmmies have now convinced themselves that George Allen is finished as you can see in this THREAD titled, "It's over for Allen: NYT : he made racist comments about black Redskins." In addition, the Huffington Post HUffies have also gleefully leapt upon this non-story in this THREAD. So let us now watch the DUmmies and HUffies rejoice over a report based on less than nothing in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who lost any chance for a career in politics because he used the slur word "Redskins" repeatedly when living in the D.C. area years ago, is in the [brackets]:

It's over for Allen: NYT : he made racist comments about black Redskins

[He called them "Redskins?" Yes, that's definitely a slur according to current standards.]

Specifically, Larry Brown. In Northern VA you DON'T diss Larry Brown.

[George Allen was so angry at Larry Brown that, as governor, he appointed Brown to the board of visitors at George Mason University.]

NEW YORK TIMES

[Thanx for posting that NY Times comedy link. Here are some of the laugh lines posted in their article jokingly titled, "New Report That Senator Uttered Slurs."

"Mrs. Hawkins, who described herself as a rural Virginia housewife and an active Democrat, said in an interview Tuesday that she heard Mr. Allen use the slur repeatedly at a party on election night in 1976."

"She described her recollections in an e-mail message forwarded to The New York Times."

"Her former husband, who she said was at the party, did not return a call for comment."]

And we haven't even BEGUN to tally up his ANTI-SEMETIC remarks!

[Nor his anti-Swedish remarks.]

Fundy wacko KKK Christian types subscribe to the same belief most Orthodox and Conservative Jewish authorities adhere to

[Sorry, the proper spelling is "FUndie."]

By all accounts he treated them with respect... and appointed them to leadership positions on the team and coaching staff. This point suggests that he was not a racist. Who knows for sure? You can't prove a negative.

[And yet he somehow let his son get away with constantly using the N-word? Sorry, does NOT compute.]

And I'll come clean here that I didn't like Allen as a coach because of the way he treated Sonny Jurgensen. That's STILL a sore spot.

[That settles it then. I am now against George Allen because his father was anti-Swedish. In fact I am now going to inform Charles Henrickson of the Swedish Anti-Defamation League about this matter.]

Why didn't anyone pounce on his racism the first time he ran? It seems extremely blatant with this guy. I suppose he has to wear a Klansman outfit for people to finally get it.

[You hit the nail on the head. With ALL these accusations against George Allen, why hadn't they EVER come out BEFORE?]

I don't know how true it is, but yesterday I heard several reporters on TV saying that Va. USED to be alot more "southern" than it is today. Believe me, there's still a LOT of racism and prejudice in todays South, no matter what the media of the gov't tries to tell you.

[I lived in Virginia for a couple of years in the 1970s and can't recall anybody (other than black people) using the N-word. By that time it was considered low class for any white person to use such a word. And yet we somehow are led to believe by professional Democrats that George Allen used that word REPEATEDLY.]

Lizza and others have pointed to other "signs" suggestive of Allen's "race problem," such as a Confederate flag he used to display in his home that was part of a flag collection. Allen also had a noose hanging from a ficus tree in his law office that was part of his Western collection and symbolic of his tough attitude toward crime.

[And then there was that slur word of a team name that his father coached: Redskins.]

Lester Mattox and other "Dixiecrats" led the mass migration of the angry white male to the southern Republican party.

[Lester Maddox never became a Republican although it is possible that Lester Mattox did.]

The name of the team itself is racist!

[And any politician who ever attended a Redskins game should be tossed out of office.]

Well for a white southerner who grew up in the 60's & 70's.... to claim that he never used the infamous "N-word" strains the credulity of even the most dedicated freepers.

[60s maybe but 70s, no. By the 1970s it was completely taboo although I am sure a lot of low class whites used it. Somehow I don't think it was part of the vocabulary of a son of the coach of an NFL team. He would have been shunned for using such a word. And now on to the POSTINGS of the HUffies over the latest absurd allegations.]

Mr. Allen, after your electoral defeat in November, your are cordially invited to leave Virginia. You are an unwelcome guest now having overstayed your welcome. Please do not return.

[Just in case anyone has forgotten, the accusations against George Allen are ALL about politics.]

Show me someone who says they remember what someone else said 30 years ago...and I'll show you Filthy Damn Liar.

[Maybe she had one of those Roseanne Barr suppressed memories based on things that never happened.]

I guess it's just a big ol' coincidence that the people who supposedly "overheard" Allen are ALL hardcore Democrat activists. Just a big ol' coincidence.

[Just a big ol' coincidence.]

We don't really need to go farther than Macaca, do we? And we all heard that. Why, he even said it twice. What a guy!

[The M-word that few knew even existed.]

The Dems using Rovian tactics, it's about f*cking time. Smear all the bastards.

[YEAH! Smear them even if there is no truth to the allegations. YEEEEEHAWWWWW!!!]

The problem is not so much that Allen used racial alurs (bad enough) but that we have someone credible saying that he is lying about it.

[Yeah, real credible witness there. A Democrat activist who SUDDENLY remembers something from 30 years ago. Meanwhile there is no corroboration from anybody else who was at the same party. Not even from her ex-husband who REFUSES to comment.]

Rove probably set this whole thing up to make sure the GOP base knows they're thinking alike. It's a rallying call for their type of voter.

[Rove probably set these dopey charges up just to demonstrate how absurd they are.]

As a white Alabamian born in the 50's I can say that the N word has always had bad connotations.

[Which is why in Virginia of the 1970s it was rarely used. And yet we are supposed to believe that George Allen used it all the time. Of course, no one ever noticed it until NOW.]

Anyone remember when Dan Blathers pulled a similar stunt on 60 Minutes when he reported on fake documnents that President had been AWOL?

[Mrs. Hawkins' accusation is fake but accurate.]

The Democrats have overstepped the line again. You watch as this backfires on them and explodes in their faces. Just watch."

[BINGO!!! And isn't strange how all these accusers "just happen" to be Democrat activists.]

The GOP is the McDonalds of racism. Millions served daily. You could put Allen in a mold and then take out the entire Republican party. They hate black people, look to Katrina and how they watched them drown and did nothing.

[Thus spaketh another Democrat activist.]

Thanks for the giving us the Senate Rethugs. It's going to make inpeachment REALLY sweet.

[But, of course, Pelosi and Reid keep telling us that impeachment isn't even on their agenda.]

The following people also heard Sen Allen use the "n-word". All have been checked out and found credible by The Huffington Post.

1. Bill-New York
2. David-Los Angeles
3. Tyrone-Washington, D.C.
4. Yolanda-Washington, D.C.
5. Enrique-Miami
6. Osama-Afghanistan/Pakistan
7. Jesus-San Antonio
8. Jesus-Nazareth
9. Herbert-Chicago
10.Walter-Sioux City
11.Luis-Orlando
12.Ted-Waco
13.Bruce-Savannah
14. Michelle-Atlanta
15. Ray-New Orleans
16. Tom-Houston
17. Al-New York
18. Jesse-St. Paul
19. Hillary-Illinois/Arkansas/New York
20 Bill-Arkansas/Moscow/WashDC/New York
21. La'Quinisha-Harlem
22. Jer'ome L'Roy-East St.Louis
23. Hugo-Caracas
24. Fidel-Havana
25. Jack-San Diego

[The full name of the latter accuser is Jack In The Box.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; georgeallen; huffies; nytimes; thoughtcrime
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To: PJ-Comix
26. Byrd - West Virginia


21 posted on 09/28/2006 8:06:08 AM PDT by maggief
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To: PJ-Comix

Rumor has it that a former 3rd grade playmate of Allen will go public with an accusation of Allen using the term "doody-head."


22 posted on 09/28/2006 8:07:42 AM PDT by N. Theknow ((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
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To: kevkrom
Except that they will then spend months whining about "Diebold" and "vote fraud" (funny how the vast majority of provable vote fraud concerns Democrats, but I digress) and fantasies of overturning the election well into 2007 and possibly even teh 2008 primary season.

Sorry, the correct term is "electoral fraud": Diebold, RW Supreme Court which stopped the count and appointed GWB, under-served minority districts with long lines, intimidation by police officers, requiring photo ID that is a poll tax on poor, elderly, and minority voters. "Vote fraud" and "voter fraud" is a racist red-herring tactic by the evil Republicans to prevent Democratic voters from exercising their rights and to prevent the impeachment of George Bush.

Hope I've clarified things for you. Over at DU, you have to keep up with the latest definitions of words, or you will think they are crazy and incoherent.

23 posted on 09/28/2006 8:11:23 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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To: Paradox
I guarantee you, the N-word is used more often in NY City than in the entire state of Alabama.

While I can't say anything about Alabama, having grown up in NYC, I can say for sure it was used a heck of a lot more there than it is used in the part of Virginia I now live in.

24 posted on 09/28/2006 8:11:49 AM PDT by Gabz (Taxaholism, the disease you elect to have (TY xcamel))
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To: mnehrling; PJ-Comix

"Do I detect a lot of backfiring in this, even among the DUmbasses? Even some of them can see through this.. funny.."



I like this new signup at DU.... he's going to get them stirred up;)

"Maryland Liberal (8 posts) Thu Sep-28-06 09:35 AM

23. Call me sceptical. How do you fit a deerhead in a mailbox? This has got to be a rightwing trap."


25 posted on 09/28/2006 8:11:56 AM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: N. Theknow
Rumor has it that a former 3rd grade playmate of Allen will go public with an accusation of Allen using the term "doody-head."

When asked if the charge is surfacing now is the result of blantant political partisanship, the former friend responsed with "I know you are, but what am I?"

26 posted on 09/28/2006 8:12:06 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: PJ-Comix
1. Bill-New York

No, that was actually his wife calling Dick Morris a f-ing Jew Bastard.

27 posted on 09/28/2006 8:12:09 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: PJ-Comix
I plan to do a bit of blogging on the absurdity of getting the third degree in that interview while the government leaves our borders practically wide open.

You see, if your wife makes it all the way through the green card process, there will be one less job left for either the illegals or an expanded "guest" worker program.

Oh, the fed woman asked my wife if she ever murdered anyone due to their race or religion. So does that mean it is okay to kill people for other reasons?

I know the solution to that; have her wear a burkha next time around.

28 posted on 09/28/2006 8:12:50 AM PDT by steveegg (Let's make the deeply-saddened Head KOmmie deeply soddened in Nov. - deny the 'RATs the election)
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To: PJ-Comix
Nothing like a DemonRat, DUmmie or not, to attack a man of character while supporting a party of racists!! From Robert KKKBird, to McKinney, to the illustrious racists Mayor of NO!!

I guess they feel racism is fine in the name of "progression" or "liberalism". In those instances they just use transference, and toss the buck to the other side of the isle.
29 posted on 09/28/2006 8:13:33 AM PDT by gidget7 (Political Correctness is Marxism with a nose job)
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To: chesley
Hope I've clarified things for you. Over at DU, you have to keep up with the latest definitions of words, or you will think they are crazy and incoherent.

Much obliged. I'll update my two-way DUmmie translator accordingly.

30 posted on 09/28/2006 8:13:35 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Members of the DU...I decorate you with the coveted "Order of the Nuttier-Than-Squirrel-Turds" Unit Citation medal.


31 posted on 09/28/2006 8:14:04 AM PDT by N. Theknow ((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
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To: Paradox
I guarantee you, the N-word is used more often in NY City than in the entire state of Alabama.

I don't doubt it a bit. An elderly black woman that my mother worked with for years once told me about racism in the south as opposed to racism in the north.

She said that southern racism was open and easier to deal with. In the north racism took the form of people embracing blacks because the embracer believed that blacks couldn't do anything for themselves.
32 posted on 09/28/2006 8:14:47 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: PJ-Comix
I suppose he has to wear a Klansman outfit for people to finally get it.

He can borrow one from his distinguished colleague from West Virginia....

33 posted on 09/28/2006 8:18:27 AM PDT by steve-b (The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.)
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To: jveritas
the bitter reality of utter defeat will crush them yet again.

I just LOVE the way that rolls off the tongue..."the bitter reality of utter defeat ...." Sweet.

34 posted on 09/28/2006 8:18:43 AM PDT by shezza (God bless our military heroes)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Mrs. Hawkins' accusation is fake but accurate.]

And she will soon produce an email written by Allen in 1972 (proportionally spaced) that proves these allegations!

35 posted on 09/28/2006 8:19:06 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
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To: N. Theknow
Hi N. TheKnow-

"...Rumor has it that a former 3rd grade playmate of Allen will go public with an accusation of Allen using the term 'doody-head'..."

We are in 100% agreement on the absurdity of this claim. People have always remarked that I have a knack for remembering names and telephone numbers...but for me to claim I can recall specific dialogue and actual context decades later would be considered outrageous. Similarly, this technique has simply got to backfire on them.

~ Blue Jays ~

p.s. What does the "N" represent in your handle? OMG, I might be interacting with a known FReeper racist! Yikes!

36 posted on 09/28/2006 8:27:09 AM PDT by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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To: PJ-Comix
even though Allen has been in the public eye for about a dozen years, not a PEEP has been said before over these slurs he supposed uttered over and over and over again.

M For Mudslinging.

37 posted on 09/28/2006 8:27:13 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (N For Numbskulls.)
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To: chesley
...there always were a lot of white trash in the South...

Some even made it to the Office of the President in 1992, and the Senate in 2000!

38 posted on 09/28/2006 8:28:07 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
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To: cripplecreek

The only person I have ever known to use that word is a Democrat from Boston.


39 posted on 09/28/2006 8:28:07 AM PDT by ClaireSolt (Have you have gotten mixed up in a mish-masher?)
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To: jveritas

absolutely and I intend on watchin the DU meltdown..it's gonna be fun..


40 posted on 09/28/2006 8:28:25 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info)
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