Posted on 09/15/2006 5:54:30 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
When faced with the Swift Boat Vets commercials during his 2004 campaign, John Kerry basically assumed the fetal position and just hoped they would go away. Instead, that series of commercials turned out to be perhaps the most effective ads in political history. Kerry's strong lead early in August of that year quickly dissipated as a result of those commercials. However, Kerry how has had a change of heart. Now he is ANGRY and as indicated by this DUmmie THREAD, "Kerry: I'm prepared to kick Swift Boat's ass." Unfortunately for Kerry, even most of the DUmmies aren't buying into Kerry's false bravado. As even they have noticed, Kerry was MIA when it came to answering the Swift Boat Vets For Truth charges a couple of years ago. And now he wants a SECOND chance in which he promises to be aggressive? Sorry, Kerry. You had your chance and you blew it. However, it is amusing to watch both Kerry's and the DUmmie rage at the Swift Boat Vets in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, whose memory of those commercials has been seared, SEARED into his mind, is in the [brackets]:
Kerry: I'm prepared to kick Swift Boat's ass
[Kerry: I'm prepared to sign my Form 180...but not send it in.]
Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) doesn't believe that Hillary Clinton has the inside track on the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination and says he would vigorously defend himself against new attacks by the Swift Boat team, according to an interview with The Examiner.
[Hillary's nomination has already been arranged by Karl Rove, Kerry. Live with it.]
"I’m prepared to kick their ass from one end of America to the other," said Kerry, in a strong hint that he intends to run for president once again.
[Kerry is preparing to attack them with a whiffle ball.]
In response to wide talk of Sen. Clinton (D-NY) being the favorite for the Democrats in 2008, Kerry says, "I don’t buy it. ... I don’t care what the dominant, conventional wisdom is today; it will not be the dominant, conventional wisdom in a year."
[When Kerry finally realizes that the 2008 nomination WON'T be his, the implosion will be incredible to behold.]
I like his attitude. I hope he backs it up with action.
[You mean like that thumb stuck in his mouth action of 2004 when the Swift Boat Vets confronted him in the commercials?]
where the hell was he when he ran last time and won??? He walked away and let bush have the presidency.I was sick and depressed for months.I campaigned for him and John Edwards and when he walked away with out a fight I was devastated!!!!!
[Have a hit from Susan Estrich's 2004 champagne victory bottle.]
Exactly. Should we believe him, this time around?
[Lucy requests that you kick her football just one more time.]
I gave more money thn all my previous donations together, campaigned for him in 2 states.It was his to lose and he lost it. We can blame other people but if he had put up a good fight he would have won. Not Him! Not Hilary! Someone without baggage that wants to put up a fight (Clark? Feingold?)
[(Kucinich? Sharpton?)]
How I wish he'd been prepared to kick "Swiftboat" ass in 2004.... How different life now might be. Go Clark, Edwards, Warner, Richardson, Gore, and anyone else who might chose to run and the FIGHT when they are F*CKED. Too bad John learned his lesson a few years too late.
[FIGHT when they are F*CKED? Great upbeat campaign slogan there.]
Trust me on this, you're not wrong.....Kerry won't get a second chance to f*ck up. Democrats want to win and he really doesn't have what it takes. I think John Kerry makes a pretty decent senator from Massachusetts (other than his pro-war votes) but thats pretty much stretching his limits to the max. He's not presidential material. He let bottom feeding scum suckers (ie the "swiftboaters") derail him in 2004 with little or no protest. Then he let Ohio be stolen with no protest. This is not the person I want representing my party in 2008. It's time to fight back and Kerry apparently doesn't know how.
[Oh pretty please! Give me a second chance to mess up again!]
He folded quicker than Superman on laundry day. It boggles the mind people still support him and want him to run again. What the proverb about doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome?
[Dan Rather could probably come up with a fake folksy Texas proverb. He will fax it to you from a Kinko's complete with proportional spacing and superscript.]
I'm pretty certain it was Albert Einstein.... "Insanity: the belief that one can get different results by doing the same thing."
[Like kicking Lucy's football over and over and over again.]
JOHN KERRY IS A SHILL. Kerry's job was to lose the election. That's why he never defended himself against the bullshit Swiftboat rubbish. That's why he conceded election night. That's why he never fought to ensure there was a clean vote. Bush is Skull and Bones. Kerry is Skull and Bones. Research the group. That is their one and only loyalty. Not to any party or, heaven forbid, the people of the United States.
[Kerry was Karl Rove's sleeper agent. When shown the Red Queen, he folded up and went into the fetal position.]
What I find frustrating is that the conspiracy theorists who propose wacky theories like this do a lot of damage to legitimate causes, like voting fraud.
[Or maybe they think your wacky election fraud conspiracy theory is harming their legitimate cause, like the Skull & Bones theory.]
So what do you make of his concession on election night? I mean, if he genuinely wanted a fair count, why give up at the start?
[Because that way he could get back to the Davos ski slopes that much quicker.]
He didn't concede on election night! It the following day, and the facts about his actions thereafter are posted.
[True. Kerry wanted to get a good night's sleep so he could be nice and fresh when he conceded.]
Poor John. He brings to mind the good ol school daze... going home after being picked on and thinking up the perfect come-back a day or 2 later.
[In John's case, a year or 2 later.]
Sorry, but John Kerry has been tagged as a Flip-Flopper and I think rightly so. It's a little too late to fire back at the Swift Boaters now.
[John Kerry flipped before he flopped.]
Why don't you write the book first, then try to sell it? Or at least a sample. Would that work?
Book deal yet? No? Okay, back to snooze mode.
Hang in there, PJ. I hear that most succesful cartoonists, writers, etc. Have enough reject slips to paper their walls by the time they get published.
You are good at what you do; that's a fact that everyone here knows.
And sheer determination usually suceeds eventually.
Great idea to try a different format. What would the chapters (the non-DUFU material) be like?
I know about reject slips because I had a ton of them from newspapers when I used to send out humor columns. However, the law of numbers were on my side. For about a three year period I would send out two humor columns per week to several dozen newspapers. Now I might have gotten a lot of reject slips but I ended up with every single article I wrote being published in some periodical. Now it might have been just one newspaper but ALL were published somewhere. Oh, there was just one exception. I once wrote a story about the OTHER Gettysburg Address delivered by Edward Everett Horton that is today almost totally forgotten (Lincoln was actually sort of a sideshow of his speech). Anyway, this story wasn't published anywhere. Or so I thought until months later a check came for me from the Louisville Courier for that story. So I ended up with a perfect track record in that regard.
Enough with that story...Did Regnery come thru with the book offer yet? No? Back to sleep. ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
That's a fact.
LOL! That's funny. I never saw that before!
A whole chapter just on the subject of Freudenschade and how the Left prematurely gloats over "victories" that boomerang. Again backed up by selected DUFU quotes.
A whole chapter just on the long-winded, self-important, self-promoting Pied Piper Pitt who grandstands by making a big show of "bonding" with Cindy in the Texas ditch and ends up sweltering in the heat with his inappropriate Midnight Cowboy costume. Oh, and topped off by his painful torture by Texas fire ants.
I've had a lot of experience dealing with and writing about wackos of all types so no problem tackling the leftwing wackos like Pitt...and benburch, etc..
Well, enought jabber. WHERE's the book deal?
;)
You are doing okay then, PJ, and you know the routine.
Publican is just one more submission away.
Publican=Publication.
I think it is one of my best.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald will never be the same. Kinda like Bohemian Rhapsody has become after watching Waynes World.
Did you try Crown? Who's Ann Coulter's editor?
John Kerry has their ass.
John Kerry has a plan.
A Swift kick to the ass?
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