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DUmmie FUnnies 09-13-06 (DUmmies And HUffies Mourn Imminent Demise Of Air America)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 13, 2006 | DUmmies, HUffies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/13/2006 6:03:04 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

The good news for Randi Rhodes is that Air America recently agreed to her exhorbitant contract demands. The bad news for Randi Rhodes is that contract appears to be WORTHLESS since Air America will be filing for bankruptcy this Friday. This announcement about Air America's bankruptcy was made earlier today on the leftwing THINK PROGRESS site. So, despite the widespread media acclaim which greeted its birth a couple of years ago, Air America is now slinking away into the night burdened by lousy ratings and less revenue. Of course, the DUmmies are already mourning the passing of Air America as you can see in this THREAD titled, "ThinkProgress: Air America To Declare Bankruptcy" and this THREAD with the wishful thinking title of "AAR's bankruptcy is NOT DOES NOT REFLECT LEFT WING RADIO FAILURE." The DUmmies are joined in their mourning by the HUffington Post HUffies as you can see HERE. So let us now watch the DUmmies and HUffies experience the specific Freudenschade called Frankenschade in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, reminding Randi Rhodes that her $300 per week WJNO radio gig in Palm Beach County broadcasting to constipated condo commandos is still available to her, is in the [brackets]:

ThinkProgress: Air America To Declare Bankruptcy

[Oooh! What a shock! Who would have thought that lousy ratings and almost no revenue could lead to a state of bankruptcy?]

Air America Radio will announce a major restructuring on Friday, which is expected to include a bankruptcy filing, three independent sources have told ThinkProgress.

[Was one of the sources an angry Randi Rhodes pissed off over the oodles of cash that she WON'T be getting from Err America?]

Air America could remain on the air under the deal, but significant personnel changes are already in the works. Sources say five Air America employees were laid off yesterday and were told there would be no severance without capital infusion or bankruptcy. Also, Air America has ended its relationship with host Jerry Springer.

[To be followed by Air America ending its relationship with the other hosts.]

Radio giant Clear Channel is so committed to progressive talk radio that, this week, it will announce a partnership with the Center for American Progress, Jones Radio, and MSS Inc., to conduct a nationwide search for the next Progressive Talk Radio Star.

[Benburch is your man. Check out the radio empire guy with the antenna sticking out of his buttocks.]

Shit!! Not good news.

[Is that you, Randi Rhodes?]

Reorganizational Bankruptcy Makes New Financing Possible

[Is that you, Pollyanna?]

If things don't get better... maybe they should ditch paying the high prices for on-air time over the regular radio airwaves and keep their internet and satellite programs going. It would be a real shame if they didn't make it and shut down completely.

[Maybe they could just upload their shows to YouTube like a million other people.]

Restructuring under bankruptcy does NOT mean it would automatically shut down. More than a few airlines have done that, and they're still flying.

[Still holding that ValueJet reservation?]

Most people out in radioland have been completely turned off by right wing talk radio or they are Koolaid drinkers. The public airwaves might not be the right place.

[How about tin cans with strings attached?]

damm.. The Rw'ers will have a hay day!!

[YEEEEHAAAW!!! Or should I say, YEEEEHAAAY!!!]

Seems to me they should can the idiot who dumped Mike, offer Mike a nice raise, and let MIKE deliever the news to the exec that did the firing, with just as much warning as the exec gave Mike.

[Yes. Give Mike Malloy a raise from funds that don't exist.]

I got a satellite radio just so I could listen to AAR.

[Enjoy the static you will be hearing on your satellite radio rig.]

That Truly Sucks... We on the Left Have Nothing but a few radio talk show hosts and a couple tv personalities.

[Like Katie Couric, Brian Williams, Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Matt Lauer, Rosie O'Donnell, Norah O'Donnell, etc., etc..]

Randi is a little strong for my tastes, but I only hear her when I am running errands in the evening. And I wonder what will happen to Franken. He's gotta be the highest $$ talent that they have on the network. What are his ratings like??

[In the toilet like everybody else at Err America but at least Franken was smart enough to steal his money in advance.]

Maybe they should do an IPO....

[You could ski on the steep downward slope showing the graph of that IPO value.]

Hmm.. the rich neocons will buy up all the stock and close them down

[Naw! They're too smart to flush their money down that toilet. They just need to stand and watch Err America sink on its own.]

I refuse to believe that the right wing radio "shows" are really all that successful.. Most of their ads are shit..they are subsidized because their message is so impportant for them to have out there, so even if there are few ads of any consequence (who knows? maybe the companies that advertise with them are also right wingers..)

[Sorry to disillusion you but they are NOT subsidized. Companies are lined up to advertise on Rush Limbaugh. And when a company makes a show out of dropping their ads on Rush, their sales take a nosedive. Remember Snapple?]

What Air America tried to do was admirable, but they never had enough funding..

[Please, George Soros! Flush even more millions down the Err America toilet!]

Man, this sucks. Progressives can't get a break in Amerikkka today. All right-wing rhetoric all the time on cable and even the public airwaves, TV and radio. Newspapers aren't much better overall. At least we still have the Internet--for now. Hillary was right--it is a vast right-wing conspiracy.

[Yes, we conspired to give Err America incredibly boring talk hosts like Al Franken in order to sink that enterprise.]

Its the hosts fault AAR isn't working. I don't know what Al Franken is doing going around like some ambassador for liberals (with a big head to match) on the star trip.

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

Randi is just a flat-out, scatterbrained lunatic. She couldn't communicate a complete a thought if you held a gun to her head. I listen to her for about twenty minutes at a time and she manages to cover twenty different topics with random thoughts, sidebars, quips, shots etc. It becomes very un-entertaining very quickly. Now go bounce your boobies.

[Sorry but I've already handed out my quota of Kewpie Dolls for this DUFU edition. And now we move on to the other DUmmie thread on this topic...]

AAR's bankruptcy is NOT DOES NOT REFLECT LEFT WING RADIO FAILURE

[Correct. It is a reflection of their outstanding success.]

AAR started with a deep hole because of the Evan Cohen situation. Everyone should see 'Left of the Dial' to get a sense of the financial problems AAR had since its infancy.

[It's all Evan's fault. Lousy ratings and almost no ad revenue is not the cause of Err America's imminent bankruptcy.]

The right wing will quickly pounce on this story as proof that Left Wing Radio doesnt work.

[POUNCE!!!]

AAR's a strong brand name in the format, and I think it would be attractive to a prospective buyer.

["Hi! Would you like to buy a strong brand name with no ratings?]

How are its ratings? They have a station in my market (Philly) but I often can't pick it up. Are its ratings any good?

[They only get ratings when the station manager feels energetic enough to ride the pedal power generator to send out the signal.]

Evan Cohen is a republican... I think he purposley f*cked things up and put AAR in a hole, so republicans could say once and for all time..."See liberal radio doesn't work." (Which is about as dumb a statement a human being could make...But then, we're talking about republicans here).

[He was a secret Rovian agent. And now to join the HUffies on this Err America bankruptcy...]

Air America To Declare Bankruptcy This Week...

[Friday to be exact.]

Sad but this is why liberals have a disadvantage against conservatives. Libs are a diverse, independent and free thinking assortment of individuals while conservatives are loyal group-thinkers who are quick to support the dividers and deciders.

[I think even "My dog ate my homework" is a better excuse.]

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

[Appropriate funeral music by The Doors.]

Billions upon Billions of $$$$$ for the Military, but nothing for America's main squawk box.

[Huh! So now you want the government to unconstitutionally waste money on Err America?]

Listen up all you so-called conservatives! You corporate c*cksuckers have had your chance and you blew it. The shit is gonna change whether you like it or not despite however much you can steal from America.

[A voice from the "Civilized Discourse" section chimes in.]

The thing that Air America proved was that there IS a market for progressive radio. There are many progressive shows on radio now that have no connection to Air America. AA got the ball rolling. Whether or not AA lasts or what it becomes, it woke up radio, and turned the media around in the radio world.

[You mean like Blowhard Ed Schultz who got his seed money from the DNC?]

Al Franken, we love ya but your show is dry and slow.

[Great endorsement there from an Al Franken fan.]

I was giving up hope on AAR management, and then I heard they got Young Turks.

[Yeah. That last minute move is going to turn it all around for Err America.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: airamerica; alfranken; dummies; huffies; randirhodes
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To: CFC__VRWC; PJ-Comix

Hopefully now there will be a Justice Dept. prosecution for theft, over the 800k they stole from that kids' charity.


21 posted on 09/13/2006 6:18:54 PM PDT by darkangel82 (Higher visibility leads to greater zottability.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Air America has ended its relationship with host Jerry Springer.

"AIR-RY! AIR-RY!"

22 posted on 09/13/2006 6:19:29 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (IOW, "fired".)
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To: PJ-Comix

I guess delusion doesn't go over too well.


23 posted on 09/13/2006 6:20:10 PM PDT by Bullish ( Reality is the sure cure for fantasy.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Actually, a poster on one of the DUmmie threads said that Air America was claiming that a decision hasn't been made yet. They were also claiming that the story about Err America "stiffing" Al Franken wasn't true. Haven't been able to find confirmation of either one yet.


24 posted on 09/13/2006 6:21:16 PM PDT by Purrcival (Could it be that Clinton and his admin are being brought face-to-face with their TRUE "legacy"?)
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To: Loud Mime
The free enterprise system doesn't work for Democrats

Hey, would you work for a group that hated your guts?

25 posted on 09/13/2006 6:23:48 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
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To: PJ-Comix
a nationwide search for the next Progressive Talk Radio Star.

Keith Olbermann? Bill Maher? They might be available, and either one should be able to carry on the tradition of Err America-type ratings.

26 posted on 09/13/2006 6:26:09 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ratings in the Toilet Zone.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The public airwaves might not be the right place.

I think the DUFUs are the right place to display crazy leftist views! Great entertainment!

27 posted on 09/13/2006 6:30:53 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (FUn at parties!)
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To: PJ-Comix

They could always reorganize in Cuba?? Better yet, hire someone with Talent??

Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters


28 posted on 09/13/2006 6:32:32 PM PDT by bray (Koffi 4 Food has Failed.......Again)
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To: PJ-Comix
damm.. The Rw'ers will have a hay day!!

Actually, we're having a HA day!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

29 posted on 09/13/2006 6:33:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (HA-HA! < /nelson>)
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To: PJ-Comix
ThinkProgress: Air America To Declare Bankruptcy

It only took Err Amerika 2 years to admit the truth. Imagine how much better this country would be if their fellow moonbats could confess the errors of their ways that "quickly".

30 posted on 09/13/2006 6:35:34 PM PDT by steveegg (Let's make the deeply-saddened Head KOmmie deeply soddened in Nov. - deny the 'RATs the election)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Actually, it's...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

31 posted on 09/13/2006 6:36:36 PM PDT by steveegg (Let's make the deeply-saddened Head KOmmie deeply soddened in Nov. - deny the 'RATs the election)
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To: CFC__VRWC
Maybe she could do a webcam broadcast that shows off her best talent - peeing on a Christmas tree.

For those who missed it.

Rhodes' rage retains fury on new national stage left

(Includes Randi's Christmas Tree Incident)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1179470/posts

So now where is America going to hear death threats to the President and hours upon hours of how much our country sucks?

32 posted on 09/13/2006 6:37:28 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: PJ-Comix
What Air America tried to do was admirable, but they never had enough funding..

I wonder what business school this guy graduated from.

33 posted on 09/13/2006 6:40:02 PM PDT by TankerKC (Step Back! Doors Closing.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I got a satellite radio just so I could listen to AAR.

"HA-HA!"

34 posted on 09/13/2006 6:42:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (HA-HA! < /nelson>)
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To: PJ-Comix

Nanana NAAAAA Nanana NAAAAA Heyheyaaa GOOOOOODBYE!!! NANANANA NANANANAAAAA HEYEYAAAAA GOOOOOOODBYE!

Just never saw this one coming!

Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters


35 posted on 09/13/2006 6:44:00 PM PDT by bray (Koffi 4 Food has Failed.......Again)
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To: TankerKC

The mindset is both amusing and pathetic. It doesn't occur to them that they failed to secure advertising; i.e. work to make money to stay on the air. Then again, it never occured to AA management either. No matter the level of the leftist, they always assume that the only source of funds is a handout, instead of work.


36 posted on 09/13/2006 6:44:37 PM PDT by kenth (There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I wonder what will happen to Franken.

He'll take his money and run--run to Minnesota, run for the Senate. The New Wellstone, except more boring.

37 posted on 09/13/2006 6:48:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Hang out with Garrison Keillor. . . .)
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To: PJ-Comix
Maybe they should do an IPO....

Hmm.. the rich neocons will buy up all the stock and close them down. . . .

IPO MIHOP?

38 posted on 09/13/2006 6:52:06 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (By the BFEE?)
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To: Vision
I'm rather new around here and have only been reading DUmmie FUnnies for short time. What really surprises me is that they believe that the "right" has all of the media sown up and they only have Air America. Truly amazing. If they think that the MSM is "right-wing," just how far left are these clowns?
39 posted on 09/13/2006 6:57:32 PM PDT by CremeSaver (I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully.)
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Reorganizational Bankruptcy Makes New Financing Possible

Proof that Public TV and Public radio will go out of business without having working people pay for it at the point of a government gun.

40 posted on 09/13/2006 6:57:50 PM PDT by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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