A Troll Meltdown

A hit single today is no measure of any success. Ted is a great American, Patriot, and Conservative. He is truly a great, wealthy, and talented American. America understands every word Ted utters. No metrosexual, girly-man, PC elitist snob English needed.

You sound jealous, elitist, and liberal!

LLS

41 posted on 09/02/2006 6:39:30 AM PDT by LibLieSlayer (Preserve America... kill terrorists... destroy dims!)

Poor Ted, I bet he cries all way to the bank.

42 posted on 09/02/2006 6:41:47 AM PDT by buck61

Yep, a loon "True and true".

43 posted on 09/02/2006 6:46:46 AM PDT by rock58seg (A minority of Republican RINO's are making a lot of Republicans look like fools.)

Yeah. It's like a day at DU.

44 posted on 09/02/2006 6:46:52 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)

Excuse me, could I order a half pound of mixed metaphors?

45 posted on 09/02/2006 6:55:20 AM PDT by 230FMJ (...from my cold, dead, fingers.)

What can I say? The man has good taste in guitars, cars and trucks.

46 posted on 09/02/2006 7:04:05 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)

Can someone please post this on DU and report on the results?

Cheers!

47 posted on 09/02/2006 7:07:43 AM PDT by grey_whiskers

You Sir, beyond the money and fans, are a loser
Makes one wonder what measurement this guy uses to judge success.

You are a neo-fascist nazi crud--yea stick that in your peace pipe and smoke it! I may be a leftist

No, you are a neo-leftist. Every conservative is a new conservative unless they are as old as Methuselah. I'm sure this guy doesn't know that neo-conservatives were Democrats in the 60's that got mugged by reality and became the "new conservatives" in 1972. This guy is an illiterate that thinks 'neo' means evil.

you support a cadre of coward chickenhawk fascists who took us into an illegal, immoral war, and will probably take us into the end of times.

I'm quite sure this guy has no clue what a fascist is, or that a chickenhawk is really very capable of doing battle. He probably doesn't know that of 7 US Senators to win a Congressional Medal of Honor 5 of them are Republicans. Or that of 4 Senators to win a Nobel Peace Prize, 3 of them are Republicans. I can't find my list of sitting Senators and Congressmen that have military experience, but not surprising if someone were to compile that list from their bios you'd find that the are quite a few more GOP veterans than DEM.
23 GOP senators have been physicians while only 11 democrats managed to read enough to qualify.

48 posted on 09/02/2006 7:09:52 AM PDT by HawaiianGecko (Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.)

To: sig226; SierraWasp

Earlier comments from Ted....

Catfish Billy's Big Cat Diaries

Are You A Bad American?

This was a statement written by none other than Ted Nugent in response to a certain political figures accusation that he was a bad American. Well if this is what makes you a "Bad American" then I dont want to be a good one!

Am I a bad American? I believe in big trucks, big money, big cars, big boats, big houses, and naturally -- Great Legs.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not the government, who will waste vast quantities through inefficiency and poorly conceived projects. And, yes the government (Federal, State, City, County, School Districts, Municipal Utility Districts, etc.) taxes us too much.

I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.

I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or irritate me.

I know what SEX is, and there are not varying degrees of it.

I don't think owning a gun makes you a killer.

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you ought to do it in English.

I think the cops have every right to shoot you if you run from them, after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word freeze or stop in English, see the previous line.

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package. That includes beer.

I don't hate the rich.

I don't pity the poor.

We did not go to some foreign country and risk lives in vain to defend our constitution so that decades later you can tell us it's a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I know global warming is a big lie.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after leaving Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continues to make more. If it bothers you, invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building.

I want to know which church it is exactly where the Rev. Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.

We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.

I know what the definition of lying is.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open a hotel, c-store, trinket shop, or anything else.

If you are breaking the law, you have given up your rights.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent with a backbone enough to stand up to the kid, spank his butt and say "NO".

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them but please don't pretend they are a political statement and don't be surprised if I laugh at you because I think you look ridiculous.

I think Dr. Seuss was a genius, (although I didn't realize it until I had kids).

I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon, or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country allowed me that right. I am sick to death of "Political Correctness".

I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

If that makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad American.

And when you see a veteran, thank him or her for letting you become and stay a “BAD AMERICAN! “

Amen! And God Bless America, and Americans!

-Catfish Billy

"Straight lines and bent poles, a way of life"

I have to ask, besides supporting our troops, doing U.S.O. tours, and being a great American, what is it the lib is upset about. Makes me want to grab the lib by the back of the head, and use his face for cleaning the toilet bowl.

49 posted on 09/02/2006 7:12:37 AM PDT by Issaquahking (Trust can't be bought)

Here's what one of the moderators had to say about this truly inspired troll post:

Note to moderators: Do not delete this post. I have already made a copy in the event the idiot who wrote it deletes it.

This is the most perfect post of all time on the Nuge board. I hereby decree that all posters on this grand and fun site keep this post at the top of the page for all people of intellect, goodwill and common sense to read and enjoy

--The Mgt.

50 posted on 09/02/2006 7:14:16 AM PDT by Brujo (Quod volunt, credunt.)

I may be a leftist, but I am better then ten of you and

Maybe hope for this guy
First step in kicking the bottle for Alcoholics is admitting you are one

This guy admits he is a leftist rather than claiming he is normal

51 posted on 09/02/2006 7:16:44 AM PDT by uncbob

[I may be a leftist, but I am better then ten of you and . . .]

They don't call the leftist "elitists" without a reason, they all thing more of themselves than they should and their boring self glorifying speech and life patterns are shameful to all. Worst of all is they believe they are what they pretend to be.

52 posted on 09/02/2006 7:17:40 AM PDT by kindred ( Ro.5:6 For when we were yet without strength, in due time Christ died for the ungodly.)

To: LibLieSlayer

Thanks for your brilliant analysis of my very existence after reading a few words I typed. Unfortunately you have misread me completely. I am a great admirer of Mr. Nugent and have been since you were a gleam in your father's eye. I was making fun of the troll poster at his site. Perhaps you should ask your mommy to explain my post to you next time, before you attempt to slam me. Happy Labor Day.

53 posted on 09/02/2006 7:18:19 AM PDT by KarinG1 (Some of us are trying to engage in philosophical discourse. Please don't allow us to interrupt you.)

I subscribe to "Raving Street Lunatic" to keep me in the loop about how the loopy look.

54 posted on 09/02/2006 7:20:04 AM PDT by Zman

Gutarist? Hell, this idiot can't even spell it.

55 posted on 09/02/2006 7:20:34 AM PDT by Banjoguy (The words "Democrat" and democratic are not interchangable.)

To: Zuben Elgenubi

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

(couldn't help it)

56 posted on 09/02/2006 7:25:34 AM PDT by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - Okay?)

Ted remains one of my heroes! This nutball email shows me that Nugent can STILL make 'em crazy- Good man!

57 posted on 09/02/2006 7:28:16 AM PDT by 13Sisters76 ("It is amazing how many people mistake a certain hip snideness for sophistication. " Thos. Sowell)

Zot????????

sig is only passing along the story

STAND BACK AND REMOVE YOUR FINGER FROM THE ZOT

58 posted on 09/02/2006 7:31:08 AM PDT by maineman

To: Liberty Valance

I would give almost anything to hear him play "Great White Buffalo" live.

59 posted on 09/02/2006 7:38:35 AM PDT by Hoodat ( ETERNITY - Smoking, or Non-smoking?)

To: Issaquahking

Ted did not write that although it has been credited to him along with Dennis Miller, Larry Miller, George Carlin, Robin Williams and Andy Rooney. ( I have no idea why they would think big time libs like Carlin Rooney and Williams would write such a thing)

But "I am a Bad American" (original title "I am a BAD Republican") was born right here on Free Republic.

I am a Bad Republican by bootyist-monk

60 posted on 09/02/2006 7:46:08 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)

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