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DUmmie FUnnies 08-29-06 (DUmmies Outraged Over "South Park" Torture Of Saddam)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 29, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/29/2006 12:46:11 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies have found a new human rights cause that they can rally behind. It is to protest the "torture" of Saddam Hussein by forcing him to watch the South Park movie, in which he is Satan's gay lover, over and over again. As you can see in this Yahoo! News ARTICLE, the South Park creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, said that the U.S. Marines guarding the former Iraqi dictator are forcing him to watch South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut over and over again. You can get an idea of the "torture" that Saddam is being subjected to be taking a look at this VIDEO clip from the movie featuring his "special relationship" with Satan (warning: strong language and content). As a result of this South Park "torture" of Saddam, the DUmmies are in a state of outrage as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Saddam forced to watch himself in South Park movie." Of course, the average DUmmie would love to subject George Bush to much worse things than just this relatively minor humliation so their protests ring a bit hollow. As usual, the DUmmies concerns over the well-being of Saddam Hussein are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, not losing a moment of sleep worrying about Saddam's "torture," is in the [brackets]:

Saddam forced to watch himself in South Park movie

[Oh, the INHUMANITY!!!]

Former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein is being made to watch his appearance in cult cartoon South Park while he is behind bars.

The deposed leader on trial in Iraq was featured in the movie spin-off as the lover of the devil. South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut featured Hussein and Satan attempting to take over the world together.

Speaking at the Edinburgh International Television Festival, South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone said US Marines guarding the former dictator during his trial for genocide were making him watch the movie "repeatedly".

"I have it on pretty good information from the Marines on detail in Iraq that they showed him the movie last year. That's really adding insult to injury. I bet that made him really happy," Stone said.

[This cruel torture is almost as inhumane as subjecting the Gitmo prisoners to air conditioning.]

How utterly embarassing...for the Marines, NOT for Saddam. Childish, stupid, sophmoric...

[This coming from a DUmmie who would LOVE subjecting George Bush to childish, stupid, and sophmoric stunts.]

I've heard Satan wasn't too happy about the way he was portrayed either.

[Especially since he has subsequently broken off his "special relationship" with Saddam.]

If true, this is childish bullshit. Given Saddam's limited English skills and his obvious mental fortitude, this is a waste of time.

[It doesn't take much English skills to figure out the "special relationship" of Saddam and Satan when they are hugging each other in bed.]

With Saddam's limited English and his innate inner strength, this is an exercise in amateurville.

[How touching is this DUmmie admiration for Saddam's "inner strength."]

Bush peed hisself laughin, tho. We are the Boorish Bully Fratboy Nation.

[DUmmies would pee themselves laughing if they had the opportunity to do a lot WORSE to Bush.]

Perhaps he has a sense of humor?

[Somehow I just can't picture Saddam laughing at himself.]

We have Jumped the Shark as a nation.

[For DUmmies, the Jump the Shark moment for America came when we subjected Saddam Hussein to the "torture" of watching his South Park portrayal over and over again.]

When will Trey and Matt go after Bush? Are they scared sh*tless?

[They don't dare to confront the Bush Family Evil Empire.]

Are we, the US citizens, suppose to be proud of this?

[YUP!]

The problem is as a country. We should hold ourselves to much much higher standards in our treatment of prisoners. We should lead by good example not be the bullies of the world.

[I bet the victims of Saddam's torture cells would have welcomed such "bullying" as a relief from the treatment they normally received.]

Hes got his Doritos. I think hes allright.

[Yeah but does he also get salsa dip with that? If not, I'm going to complain to a human rights commission.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; prisonersaddam; saddamhussein; southpark; sympathizers
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To: doug from upland
You know, that would also work to the tune of Meet Virgina by...sh@t! I can't think of it now...same band that did Drops of Jupiter.
81 posted on 08/29/2006 8:57:24 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I wish the DUmmies would get this upset about Saddam killing people.


82 posted on 08/29/2006 11:01:40 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ:

You might want to point out that Parker and Stone did go after Bush. They had a short-running sitcom on Comedy Central for a while called "That's Our President" or something like that. Highest cost show per episode that Comedy Central put on at the time. It flopped, so it was canceled, but they did do it.


83 posted on 08/29/2006 11:42:43 PM PDT by Alexander Rubin (Octavius - You make my heart glad building thus, as if Rome is to be eternal.)
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To: MichiganConservative
"How many DUmmies watch South Park, anyway?"

Once, or a second and/or multiple times??

Most, -0-.
84 posted on 08/30/2006 12:04:59 AM PDT by JSteff
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To: PJ-Comix
When will Trey and Matt go after Bush? Are they scared sh*tless?

Um -- This movie was released in 1999. Will Trey and Matt go back in time? MMM KAY?

In The Guinness Book Of World Records 2002 this film was said to have the most profanity used in an animated film. It contained a total of 399 swear words (the word "f***" was used 146 times). 199 offensive gestures and also contained 221 acts of violence. (IMDB)

You'd think DUmmies would love this movie, if only for how much they drop the F-bomb.


85 posted on 08/30/2006 1:37:45 AM PDT by Watery Tart (That movie has warped my fragile little mind. --Cartman)
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To: PJ-Comix

86 posted on 08/30/2006 1:42:47 AM PDT by Watery Tart (That movie has warped my fragile little mind. --Cartman)
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To: dirtbiker
Well, yes. I generally am. I like to think the best of people, too, when I can.

The DUmmies make that very hard. Remember, I was talking maximum.

87 posted on 08/30/2006 5:50:14 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We have Jumped the Shark as a nation.

I thought that was the 1980 Olympics, to the chants of USA USA USA? I'm so confused!

88 posted on 08/30/2006 6:13:14 AM PDT by eyespysomething (How to Do a Roundhouse Kick http://www.wikihow.com/Do-a-Roundhouse-Kick)
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To: PJ-Comix

It would be nice if just ONE FREAKING TIME the DUmmies could actually come out and just say, "Man, that is FUNNY! Saddam having to watch himself starring in South Park." But NO! They even have to be "offended" by this just because it is South Park.

These idiots just can't get over the fact that the world did NOT begin in 2001. According to the DUmmies, we are in 5AB(After Bush) and before that we had 2000BB (Before Bush). Those 2000 years Before Bush have no relevance in the mind of a DUmmie.

Why do they instinctly throw their arms around every maniacal dictator that exists on the planet today?

- Saddam committed acts of REAL torture on individuals for years before taking over Iraq
- Saddam gassed his own people
- Saddam cleaned out his government by EXECUTING BY GUNFIRE his challengers
- Saddam fought one of his neighbors (Iran) for 8 years
- Saddam attempted to take over another one of his neighbors (Kuwait) through invasion
- Saddam harbored known terrorists like Abu Nidal
- Saddam did not cooperate with 1991 cease-fire agreements
- Saddam fired at our pilots on a daily basis

How can these DUmmies gloss over history in such a feel-good, tree-hugger manner on a consistent basis?


89 posted on 08/30/2006 6:58:00 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (The years Before Bush have no relevance in the mind of a DUmmie)
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To: All

I'M BACK ONLINE!!! I didn't lose electricity at all but my cable feed was down all morning. If I disappear again, that is the reason. BTW, the winds are low and not much rain so Ernesto mostly limped in.


90 posted on 08/30/2006 8:18:28 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Liberty Valance

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #904.


91 posted on 08/30/2006 8:23:00 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Kerretarded
How can these DUmmies gloss over history in such a feel-good, tree-hugger manner on a consistent basis?

The are so reflexively anti-Bush that they don't care about the consequences of their positions.

e.g., Bush want after Saddam = Saddam is a "good guy"

On the rare occassions that they run into a contradiction so great that they can't resolve it (e.g., Osama bin laden isn't a "good guy", no matter how you try to spin it), then you see them spinning conspiracy theories to "prove" that they're really in cahoots and not enemies at all. So, since bin Laden is a Bush patsy or ally, it's OK to hate him too.

92 posted on 08/30/2006 8:54:27 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: kevkrom

It's there BDS. Out of control!


93 posted on 08/30/2006 9:03:46 AM PDT by The Right Stuff
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To: The Right Stuff

Their BDS (a/k/a PEST, MIHOP, LIHOP, et. al.) gives me IBS PDQ.


94 posted on 08/30/2006 9:23:13 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: PJ-Comix
In stark contrast to the sunny weather this morning, it now feels like Ernesto will be arriving soon. Dark overcast and rising winds. Plus it just started raining. Hopefully Ernesto will pass thru quickly with little effect so I can start DUFUing again.

Hmmm... no new DUFU yet, so either:

1. Ernesto was more severe than hoped, or

2. The DUmmies have become sane and rational.

Place your bets....

95 posted on 08/30/2006 9:48:26 AM PDT by steve-b ("Creation Science" is to the religous right what "Global Warming" is to the socialist left.)
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To: steve-b

How about:

3. PJ found a thread with so much moonbattishness that it's taking him a while to put the new DUFU together.


96 posted on 08/30/2006 9:52:35 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: steve-b

I'm BAAAAACK!!! I never lost electricity. My internet cable was down however. Right now getting ready to DUFU again.


97 posted on 08/30/2006 10:00:36 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanx for the ping PJ ;)


98 posted on 08/31/2006 10:19:44 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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