Posted on 08/29/2006 12:46:11 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
The DUmmies have found a new human rights cause that they can rally behind. It is to protest the "torture" of Saddam Hussein by forcing him to watch the South Park movie, in which he is Satan's gay lover, over and over again. As you can see in this Yahoo! News ARTICLE, the South Park creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, said that the U.S. Marines guarding the former Iraqi dictator are forcing him to watch South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut over and over again. You can get an idea of the "torture" that Saddam is being subjected to be taking a look at this VIDEO clip from the movie featuring his "special relationship" with Satan (warning: strong language and content). As a result of this South Park "torture" of Saddam, the DUmmies are in a state of outrage as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Saddam forced to watch himself in South Park movie." Of course, the average DUmmie would love to subject George Bush to much worse things than just this relatively minor humliation so their protests ring a bit hollow. As usual, the DUmmies concerns over the well-being of Saddam Hussein are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, not losing a moment of sleep worrying about Saddam's "torture," is in the [brackets]:
Saddam forced to watch himself in South Park movie
[Oh, the INHUMANITY!!!]
Former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein is being made to watch his appearance in cult cartoon South Park while he is behind bars.
The deposed leader on trial in Iraq was featured in the movie spin-off as the lover of the devil. South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut featured Hussein and Satan attempting to take over the world together.
Speaking at the Edinburgh International Television Festival, South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone said US Marines guarding the former dictator during his trial for genocide were making him watch the movie "repeatedly".
"I have it on pretty good information from the Marines on detail in Iraq that they showed him the movie last year. That's really adding insult to injury. I bet that made him really happy," Stone said.
[This cruel torture is almost as inhumane as subjecting the Gitmo prisoners to air conditioning.]
How utterly embarassing...for the Marines, NOT for Saddam. Childish, stupid, sophmoric...
[This coming from a DUmmie who would LOVE subjecting George Bush to childish, stupid, and sophmoric stunts.]
I've heard Satan wasn't too happy about the way he was portrayed either.
[Especially since he has subsequently broken off his "special relationship" with Saddam.]
If true, this is childish bullshit. Given Saddam's limited English skills and his obvious mental fortitude, this is a waste of time.
[It doesn't take much English skills to figure out the "special relationship" of Saddam and Satan when they are hugging each other in bed.]
With Saddam's limited English and his innate inner strength, this is an exercise in amateurville.
[How touching is this DUmmie admiration for Saddam's "inner strength."]
Bush peed hisself laughin, tho. We are the Boorish Bully Fratboy Nation.
[DUmmies would pee themselves laughing if they had the opportunity to do a lot WORSE to Bush.]
Perhaps he has a sense of humor?
[Somehow I just can't picture Saddam laughing at himself.]
We have Jumped the Shark as a nation.
[For DUmmies, the Jump the Shark moment for America came when we subjected Saddam Hussein to the "torture" of watching his South Park portrayal over and over again.]
When will Trey and Matt go after Bush? Are they scared sh*tless?
[They don't dare to confront the Bush Family Evil Empire.]
Are we, the US citizens, suppose to be proud of this?
[YUP!]
The problem is as a country. We should hold ourselves to much much higher standards in our treatment of prisoners. We should lead by good example not be the bullies of the world.
[I bet the victims of Saddam's torture cells would have welcomed such "bullying" as a relief from the treatment they normally received.]
Hes got his Doritos. I think hes allright.
[Yeah but does he also get salsa dip with that? If not, I'm going to complain to a human rights commission.]
Or "That's my Bush!".
The only way to DUFU :-)
Allow me to ReWrite™ that...
....These clownswould makeare making excuses for a pile of dog crap.
At least as long as it's their dog that crapped all over their Birkenstocks.
Poor Saddam! /sarc
Yes, fratboy as in Clinton doing interns in the oval office, sexually harassing women, and getting impeached, rather than tending to the national defense. Yep, the DUmmies long for the good ole days!
LOL! This is too funny.
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Actually Satan was the catcher and Saddam the pitcher.
1 or 2? Boy, you certainly are an optimist, aren't you....
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Damn few, I'll wager. We can actually laugh at ourselves from time to time. Such ability is quite limited on the left nowadays, it seems.
I think OC has returned!
Awesome! Hey Doug, ya got some competition here!
I believe you are much closer to the truth than you think. I was a high school nerd, and I was a Liberal back then as well. Being a Liberal allowed me to be smarter and better than THEM...
How'd you get that pic of me at my HS grad party? (or was that me on the boat last weekend? I don't remember.) Freepmail me so we can discuss how much it will cost for you to "lose" it. In the meantime, my advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Democrats don't have to eat with their asses to crap out their mouths. They just naturally crap out of their mouths.
She can find dirt anywhere…she will clean your underwear
Madeleine is always there…oh what a maid
Cleanliness has been her goal…she can scrub your toilet bowl
They sure could use someone like her way off in Kosovo
She can wash and wax the floor…put new hinges on the door
Pick up every apple core…oh what a maid
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