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DUmmie FUnnies 08-28-06 (Cursing Cheney Heckler Too Obnoxious Even For DUmmieland)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 28, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/28/2006 5:11:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Just imagine what an incredible level of obnoxiousness it takes to get yourself tombstoned from DUmmieland. Just the tiniest bit of rationality will get you tossed off that site but if obnoxiousness is directed towards Republicans, such an attitude is usually most welcome over there. Well, this is what happened to Dr. Ben Marble, the guy who heckled the Vice-President last year on the Gulf Coast by constantly screaming "F--- You, Mr. Cheney!!!" Soon afterwards, DOCTOR Marble (as he seems to want to be called) began posting in DUmmieland where is anti-Republican obnoxiousness was most welcome. However, his obnoxious attitude seems to have spilled over to other matters which caused his tombstoning in DUmmieland. To get an idea of DOCTOR Marble's over-the-top obnoxiousness, take a look at Friday's Hardball VIDEO of him sneeringly accusing Rockey Vaccarella of being a (GASP!) Republican as if he were a member of some fringe political group. When not working at his regular job, DOCTOR Ben Marble plays in a Punk Rock Band and shills unlistenable MUSIC and terrible T-SHIRTS on the Web. Meanwhile, I am really curious as to just WHAT got DOCTOR Ben Marble kicked off DUmmieland as was indicated in this THREAD titled, "Dr. Ben Marble is tearing Rockey V a new one on Hardball!" DOCTOR Ben Marble's obnoxiousness and the DUmmie response is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, hoping that DOCTOR Ben Marble becomes the keynote speaker at the next Democrat National Convention, is in the [brackets]:

Dr. Ben Marble is tearing Rockey V a new one on Hardball!

[Yes, DOCTOR Ben Marble sure beat Rockey in the OBNOXOUSNESS department by a wide margin.]

He's making him admit to his partisanship, and Dr. MArble said * is the worst president this country has ever had. It is at the very end of the show. They ran out of time, or I think Marble would have kept going.

[With obnoxiousness oozing out of every pore of his body, DOCTOR Ben Marble accused Rockey of being a Republican as if it were some fringe political group.]

I love Marble. Go fugg yourself Cheney -

[Remember, it is DOCTOR Ben Marble.]

Dr Ben posted on DU for a short time after that. He got tombstoned relatively quick. He is a hot head but I like him.

[I would LOVE to read his remarks. Just how low do you have to go to be too hot headed even for DUmmieland.]

I LOVE the fact that his comments to Cheney will always be part of the public record of the Katrina disaster.

[It will remain for all posterity as an embarrassing reminder to DOCTOR Ben Marble as to what a punk he was if he ever grows up.]

He's a wacko, but he's a wacko on our side.

[He's OUR wacko.]

Yeah, I remember that, and I hated to see him go, and even DUers get into it, but I think he went too far. Maybe he had PTSD or something. He was pretty hot today, too.

[How far do you have to go to go too far even for DUmmies? Now I HAVE to see those DUmmieland posts by DOCTOR Ben Marble.]

I always liked Dr. Marble's rough edges. We had a few email conversations about his being tombstoned from DU for acting like an asshole. But that character trait was exactly what made him so endearing when he turned on Cheney.

[DOCTOR Ben Marble was an endearing a--hole.]

He was tombstoned? I was wondering what happened to him. Dr. Marble was featured in Spike Lee's documentary, "When The Levees Broke". That made me think about his postings here at DU. Wow, a new American hero was born when he made that comment to Cheney - TWICE.

[Now that DOCTOR Ben Marble got featured in Spike Lee's documentary, you should welcome him back to DUmmieland. We could use his comedy material here at the DUmmie FUnnies.]

Vacarella is a textbook neoconservative! He himself acknowledges being a 'southern democrat' who became a Reagan Republican - the very epitome of a neoconservative reichbot, imho. He's a despicable dissembler - a damned fool who can't learn from getting scammed over and over and over again by people who pander to his hatreds and bigotries.

[Rockey is somehow despicable while the loudmouth shmuck, DOCTOR Ben Marble, is endearing? Only in the DUmmie Zone.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: benmarble; dummies; rockeyvaccarella; rudedems
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To: Elyse
That’s just history. You can’t negate history to satisfy a politically correct agenda. And I agree with that. I call the left wing extremists the PC utopia fascists because they have this politically correct utopia vision in their minds and that’s nice, utopia’s a nice idea, but reality is nowhere close to utopia

Well, this part actually makes sense.

41 posted on 08/28/2006 8:09:32 AM PDT by hsalaw
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To: kevkrom; PJ-Comix
reichbot

INTRODUCING . . .
THE REICHBOT®!

SO LIFELIKE, YOU'D SWEAR IT'S REAL!
GREAT IN SMALL APARTMENTS!
GET YOURS TODAY! THIS MAN DID!

42 posted on 08/28/2006 8:17:24 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Robert B. Reiccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
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To: PJ-Comix
About the Cafe Press site... This is just plain creepy.
43 posted on 08/28/2006 8:17:43 AM PDT by wysiwyg (What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
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To: wysiwyg; PJ-Comix
This is just creeper:


44 posted on 08/28/2006 8:20:30 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Infantile creeper.)
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To: kevkrom
I mean, you don't see me telling people to call me "Master" or anything. Well, outside of "Smokey Backroom" threads that is.

Is that you, benburch? ;)

45 posted on 08/28/2006 8:39:09 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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To: queenkathy

I got tombstoned before I could even make a single post. I guess "TreeperFroll" was too obvious a handle.


46 posted on 08/28/2006 8:42:09 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"When The Levees Broke"

Send Li'l Beaver down there to fix them.


47 posted on 08/28/2006 10:07:43 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dam right.)
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To: Gordongekko909
Is that you, benburch? ;)

LOL! I guess I had that one coming...

48 posted on 08/28/2006 10:33:38 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: kevkrom
There is this most excellent PETITION to get Ben burch reinstated on DU

http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?d1e4f5&1

49 posted on 08/28/2006 11:09:58 AM PDT by Smedley
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To: PJ-Comix
Wow, a new American hero was born when he made that comment to Cheney

Liberals who insult our real heroes as "babykillers" and "torturers" reveal what their idea of a hero is - an F-bomb spewing crackpot. Nice.

50 posted on 08/28/2006 11:35:07 AM PDT by Argus
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To: PJ-Comix

(Pant pant pant...) I'm behind on my DUFUs and trying to catch up!


51 posted on 08/28/2006 11:43:13 AM PDT by Purrcival (DemocRATs - working hard, on a daily basis, to ensure that terrorists win.)
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To: PJ-Comix

benmarblemd.com


52 posted on 08/28/2006 11:48:51 AM PDT by Purrcival (DemocRATs - working hard, on a daily basis, to ensure that terrorists win.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"A reminder to everyone. Hurricane Ernesto is heading this way so if I am offline for several days after Tuesday, that is the reason. Not because I've run out of DUFU material."

It's a DemocRAT conspiracy!

Hope this one keeps moving east, PJ.


53 posted on 08/28/2006 11:51:09 AM PDT by Purrcival (DemocRATs - working hard, on a daily basis, to ensure that terrorists win.)
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To: kevkrom; Tijeras_Slim

I had to look at the poster's name. Could have sworn that it was you or Charles, but no, it was Tijeras_Slim. That was a good one!


54 posted on 08/28/2006 11:52:43 AM PDT by Purrcival (DemocRATs - working hard, on a daily basis, to ensure that terrorists win.)
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To: Democratshavenobrains; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; franksolich

Actually, I think the most overused phrase in DUmmieLand is "Bushco is goin' DOWN!"


55 posted on 08/28/2006 11:54:35 AM PDT by Purrcival (DemocRATs - working hard, on a daily basis, to ensure that terrorists win.)
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To: wysiwyg

Good Lord! Not just T-shirts, but wall clocks, teddy bears, note cards, refrigerator magnets, tote bags, pins, caps...and a BABY BIB?????

Just how obsessed must one be to put a product like this out there...or to even think of BUYING this crap?


56 posted on 08/28/2006 12:01:23 PM PDT by Purrcival (DemocRATs - working hard, on a daily basis, to ensure that terrorists win.)
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To: PJ-Comix

benmarblemd

Forget the .com


57 posted on 08/28/2006 12:02:53 PM PDT by Purrcival (DemocRATs - working hard, on a daily basis, to ensure that terrorists win.)
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To: Purrcival
and a BABY BIB?????

I'm trying to imagine a baby wearing it. (Ouch, my brain hurts.)

58 posted on 08/28/2006 3:13:30 PM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It sounds like DOCTOR Ben Marble is more interested in promoting his band and getting a movie deal than messing around with medicine. BTW, I meant MD in the title, but goofed and said "dr". Anyway, same diff. What kind of doc makes sure to put "md" in his cafepress URL when trying to sell profanity laden T-Shirts?


59 posted on 08/28/2006 3:20:15 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey, he was polite, at least - said "MISTER Cheney" instead of just "Cheney".

Of course, he REALLY meant to say "VICE-PRESIDENT Cheney," but you know how it is when you're spewing profanity at a well-known person to get yourself noticed because it's the only way anyone will ever notice you - you just get too excited to think straight.
60 posted on 08/28/2006 6:55:49 PM PDT by decal (The Key To Flexibility is Indecision)
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