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DUmmie FUnnies 08-27-06 (DUmmies And KOmmies In Shock Over Plame Leak Source Revelation)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 27, 2006 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/27/2006 3:33:18 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

With the REVELATION by Newsweek's Michael Isikoff that the REAL source of the leak of Valerie Plame's name to Robert Novak was NOT Karl Rove but frequent critic of the Administration's Iraq policy, Richard Armitage, both DUmmieland and the KOmmieland are in a deep state of shock. Therefore, in order to ease their angst, perhaps this is a good time to take a brief break and serenade them with the Freudenschade song (to the tune of "Edelweiss) composed by that famous Tin Pan Alley songmeister, Charles Hendrickson:

Freudenschade, Freudenschade,
DUmmie joy bears repeating;
Pop champagne, feel no pain--
Only thing, it's so fleeting.

Make 'em eat crow and the gloom will grow,
Gloom will grow and sour.

Freudenschade shoots its wad
In less than twenty-four hours.

Sorry, Lefties but there will be NO Fitzmas and NO Karl Rove frogwalk across the White House lawn despite the fact that one William Rivers Pitt GUARANTEED that he had been indicted on May 12. Once again, the invisible forces of Freudenschade has snatched defeat from the DUmmie jaws of victory. So let us now watch first the DUmmies and then the KOmmies desperately try to deny reality. First we visit this comedic DUmmie THREAD titled, "News Breaking: Armitage's admission to outing Valerie Plame," followed by a trip to the Daily Kos in this THREAD titled, "Newsweek: Plame Outed By Armitage." As usual, the DUmmie and KOmmie mournful bleatings over their stolen Fitzmas are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still gleefully humming the Freudenschade song, is in in the [brackets]:

News Breaking: Armitage's admission to outing Valerie Plame

[Merry Fitzmas!!!]

Richard Armitage, a well-known gossip who loves to dish and receive juicy tidbits about Washington characters, apparently hadn't thought through the possible implications of telling Novak about Plame's identity.

"I'm afraid I may be the guy that caused this whole thing," he later told Carl Ford Jr., State's intelligence chief. Ford says Armitage admitted to him that he had "slipped up" and told Novak more than he should have.

"He was basically beside himself that he was the guy that f---ed up. My sense from Rich is that it was just chitchat," Ford recalls in "Hubris," to be published next week by Crown and co-written by the author of this article and David Corn, Washington editor of The Nation magazine.

[OOPS!!!]

What a total crock of shit!

[De-Nile is a river in Africa.]

I'm not going to buy he was the lone ranger.

[I'm not going to buy that George Bush was inaugurated in January, 2005.]

And how did Armitage find out?

[Jason Leopold was his source.]

This sounds like a pretty piece of propaganda. How is David Corn involved in this? Isikoff is a major player elf. He gave elves a bad name. What is the elf connection?

[I dunno. Why don't you ask the Evil Elf himself---Dennis Kucinich.]

Didn't Novak, on Meet The Press today, say that Armitage wasn't the person who outed Plame to him?

[No. That was just wishful thinking on your part.]

Novak did NOT deny that it was NOT Armitage-nor did he confirm it.

[There's STILL hope. Novak didn't confirm it. Keep grasping at those straws.]

The whitewash cleansing of the holy bush administration just in time...... for the elections. Sounds like a f--king miracle to me? Who would like to fall on their sword next, I'm sure they will be rewarded with 20 virgins and a new idenity and join Ken Lay in bushco's paradise.

[I know benburch would LOVE to fall on a sword or, preferably, a long lance.]

How nice of Armitage to try to be the fall guy for this gang. Why didn't he come forward 3 years ago and save everyone the time and trouble? Sorry Dick, nice try but we ain't buying your bill of goods today.

[It's because Armitage is a big fan of the DUmmie FUnnies and enjoys laughing at the DUmmies (and KOmmies) making fools of themselves over waiting for their Great Pumpkin known as Fitzmas.]

Wonder how much THEY are paying him?

[Armitage was given a chocolate fountain in exchange for aiding the Vast Rightwing Conspiracy.]

I F*cking Smell Another Medal of Freedom

[aka the Rovie Award.]

Utter, total, complete, unmitigated, mind-boggling, SIXTH HAND bullcrap.

[How dare you question the quality of the TruthOut reports. And now let us join the meltdown on the KOmmie THREAD.]

where's Fitz? I lost 100 bucks on a Frogmarch bet and I think he should reimburse me for it.

[Take your case to Judge Judy.]

Armitage said something to Novak on July 8. It's unclear whether he exposed Plame's covert identity. But in any case, he wasn't part of the plot, we can say with near certainty.

[Can we also say with near certainity that Karl Rove was indicted on May 12?]

When I was a relative newbie here... and Fitz made his "big" announcement re: Libby only, I diaried my devastation and was promptly given the troll treatment by other Kossacks. Every time I hear/read the name Plame, I'm reminded that I'm still bitter about it. Fitz...what a f*cking disappointment.

[Merry Fitzmas!!!]

The article mentions that Fitz found no evidence that Armitage knew she was covert. Apparantly, he learned about Plame from the INR memo, which in no way identifies her as covert.

[And the reason for this is because Valerie Plame was NOT covert.]

Doesn't make sense. If it were just a slip by Armitage, this would have been a non-story ages ago.

[It should have been a non-story from the get-go but thanx to the DUmmies and KOmmies and their press cohorts, this non-story was kept artificially alive when it was really DOA.]

I hate to mention the name Jason Leopold, but on his (and Marc Ash) latest update, he claims that Cheney is the focus of Fitzgerald investigation.

[Then it MUST be as true as the May 12 Karl Rove indictment.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: armitage; cialeak; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; fitzmas; hoaxmas; karlrove; richardarmitage
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To: PJ-Comix

Ok, I'm done now...
...unless they bring it up again.
;o)

81 posted on 08/28/2006 2:13:51 AM PDT by Watery Tart (Bibi: “It is our house. Israel, America... it is the same house. They want to destroy our house.")
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To: perfect stranger

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #903.


82 posted on 08/28/2006 3:27:29 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
You know, it occurs to me that Bill Clinton himself could have said he leaked MS. Plame's name, and the DUmb KOmmies would have said he fell on the sword for the Republicans.
83 posted on 08/28/2006 4:59:33 AM PDT by Budge (<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
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To: darkwing104
I wonder what a liberal looks like with egg on their face?



84 posted on 08/28/2006 6:40:44 AM PDT by NapkinUser
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To: gardencatz

That is particularly disgusting. As is the charge to have him look into this crap in the first place.


85 posted on 08/28/2006 7:13:15 AM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (If you believe ANYTHING in the Treason Media you are a fool.)
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To: Miss Marple
but I am considering the conspiracies they could manufacture if Romney gets the nod. " Drinking will be outlawed! He has another wife in Provo! No more coffee!" HA!

Shhh. Don't tell them that Romney is the white night long prophecied in LDS lore who will save the constitution that's hanging by a string and convert the entire country to Mormonism before bringing about the Apocolypse.

I'm bad.

86 posted on 08/28/2006 7:30:57 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (AIDS = Amnesty Interrupted Derangement Syndrome)
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To: All

I've looked on the web sites for Fox, CNN, CBS, and MSNBC. Nobody is interested in this story. AP hasn't written about Plame since Aug. 22 when it was revealed it might possibly be Armitage. For the last few years this case has been treated like the crime of the century. And now that we actually know the name of the leaker nobody is covering it. After all the hype, you'd think these news outlets would at least say "oh, by the way, it was Armitage". I might never have heard that Armitage was the leaker if it weren't for DUmmie FUnnies.


87 posted on 08/28/2006 8:47:23 AM PDT by faq
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To: Mr. Silverback

Mr. S.; what's up with the NewsMax tagline? What happened?


88 posted on 08/28/2006 10:43:51 AM PDT by The Right Stuff
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; franksolich; bcsco

Does this mean that the PFEB (Patrick Fitzgerald Estrogen Brigade) in DUmmieLand is going to disband now?

For those who don't know, the PFEB is sorta like the Keith Olbermann Estrogen Brigade (KOEB)... made up of DUmmie women who think these men are hot and swoon all over them.

HeeHeeHee


89 posted on 08/28/2006 10:52:21 AM PDT by Purrcival (DemocRATs - working hard, on a daily basis, to ensure that terrorists win.)
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To: Howlin

DUmmie FUnnies "boo-hoo-you-mean-Rove-and-Libby-DIDN'T-leak-Plame's name?" ping.


90 posted on 08/28/2006 10:56:03 AM PDT by Purrcival (DemocRATs - working hard, on a daily basis, to ensure that terrorists win.)
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To: Purrcival; kevkrom
PFEB (Patrick Fitzgerald Estrogen Brigade) . . . Keith Olbermann Estrogen Brigade (KOEB)

You don't want to know about Ben Burch Estrogen Orangeade (BBEO).

91 posted on 08/28/2006 11:13:35 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (ben's not just the president, he's also a client.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

"And if teaching, journalism, and activism are no longer career options, there's always bar bouncery."

Nah. Pitt's too drunk to ever be effective at that.


92 posted on 08/28/2006 11:25:25 AM PDT by Purrcival (DemocRATs - working hard, on a daily basis, to ensure that terrorists win.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
And how did Armitage find out?

One of those e-mails from Niger.

93 posted on 08/28/2006 11:27:40 AM PDT by Argus
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To: nina0113; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

"I am doing the HAPPY DANCE!!! One of their own blew the gaff! ha ha ha, ha ha ha!"


http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/multimedia/bldancingbush.htm


94 posted on 08/28/2006 11:28:55 AM PDT by Purrcival (DemocRATs - working hard, on a daily basis, to ensure that terrorists win.)
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To: franksolich

I missed something here! What happened to your arm???????

Please get better soon!


95 posted on 08/28/2006 11:32:27 AM PDT by Purrcival (DemocRATs - working hard, on a daily basis, to ensure that terrorists win.)
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To: steve-b

BWAH-HAHAHAHAHA!


96 posted on 08/28/2006 11:33:17 AM PDT by Purrcival (DemocRATs - working hard, on a daily basis, to ensure that terrorists win.)
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To: Barset

Fitzie AND Ronnie Earle!


97 posted on 08/28/2006 11:36:33 AM PDT by Purrcival (DemocRATs - working hard, on a daily basis, to ensure that terrorists win.)
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To: faq; PJ-Comix

"I've looked on the web sites for Fox, CNN, CBS, and MSNBC. Nobody is interested in this story. '

Oh, but Isikoff was interviewed about this topic on NBC's "Today" show this morning.


98 posted on 08/28/2006 11:40:02 AM PDT by Purrcival (DemocRATs - working hard, on a daily basis, to ensure that terrorists win.)
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To: PJ-Comix
These guys can't get out of their own way.
99 posted on 08/29/2006 9:38:32 AM PDT by b4its2late (There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.)
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To: The Right Stuff
Mr. S.; what's up with the NewsMax tagline? What happened?

Follow the link and you'll find an essay by Paul Craig Roberts that was featured (as are most or all of his columns) on NewsMax. In it Roberts accuses the U.S., and Dubya specifically, of ongoing terrorist acts, and expresses outrage that we have been bad to those nicey-nicey Axis of Evil folks. It could have come off of Osama's notepad, and Carl refuses to answer any questions about it.

100 posted on 08/29/2006 12:31:25 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
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