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DUmmie FUnnies 08-18-06 (DUmmies Outraged Over Celebs Who Condemn Terrorism)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 18, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/18/2006 6:27:28 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Since most celebs tend to the liberal side of the political spectrum, it is a pleasant surprise when 84 Hollywood actors, directors, and producers joined Nicole Kidman in taking out a Los Angeles Times ad (above) condemning the terrorist activities by Hezbollah and Hamas in Lebanon and Israel. Particularly painful for the DUmmies must have been the tail end of the ad which said, "We need to support democratic societies and stop terrorsism at all costs." As you can guess this ad was like waving a red cape in front of an angry DUmmie bull as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Nicole Kidman's and other 'stars' full page ad." So let us now watch the DUmmie outrage at condemning terrorism in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still looking for Playboy Playmate Petra Verkaik on that list, is in the [brackets]:

Nicole Kidman's and other "stars" full page ad:

[This DUmmie puts "stars" in quotes as if Patricia Heaton, Michael Douglas, and Vivica Fox aren't stars.]

Sorry if this was already posted today, but maybe the night-time group would like to go see the actual ad, and who signed it. Whereas it laments the civilian casualties in the Israel/Hizbulla conflict, it parrots the monkey king almost word for word:

[All Hail the Monkey King---CHIMPUS KHAN!!!]

Of course, if the ad praised Hezbollah you would praise them won't you?

[Of course, you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Anything that Patricia Heaton signs I'm automatically against.

[DUmmie reasoning at its unfinest.]

She's a full blown fundy tool. And most of the fundies are under the delusion that being pro-environment is anti_God because apparently, taking care of the Earth isn't trusting in God.

[The fundies go around at night pouring arsenic into the soil and spray freon into the air.]

Looks like Hollywood is getting ready for another Witch Hunt like ...in the 1950s. No liberals allowed on sets....the liberal black list...relive the adventure:

[Actually there is a liberal black list AGAINST conservatives.]

As much as I hate to admit someone from Hollywood could ever have a grasp on anything other than their next script, they're right about this. Hizbollah and Hamas are terrorist organizations. They hide behind civilians and send their children out to die while they try and kill as many Israeli civilians as they can (hence the label, "terrorist").

[As much as I hate to admit it, your tombstoning ceremony will be commencing very soon.[

You need to figure out who the REAL terrorists are.

[That's DUmmie code for saying that the EVIL Bush Regime are the REAL terrorists.]

I do know that Hamas and Hezbollah are radical Islamic terrorist organizations. They would kill your family if it gained them an advantage. I know they want to institute fundamentalist Islamic states in Israel and Lebanon. Under their rule, gays would be executed, women not allowed to work or receive and education and if you strayed from their religious precepts, you would be jailed at the very least. Now I'm not sure why anyone on this discussion forum would actually support them knowing this. It's bizarre to say the least and it really makes me wonder about some people. Can anyone explain this massive disconnect?

[I can explain this massive disconnect---You are dealing with DUmmies you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Danny DeVito?????????

[Don't forget to blacklist him.]

Michael Douglas? "China Syndrome" Michael Douglas??? The times, they are a'changin'...

[Most likely his ugly experience shtooping Maureen Dowd for the liberal cause shocked him back to reality.]

He's Jewish

[Thus chimed in a "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" conspiracy theorist.]

If they're really against terrorism, they may want to clean house here at home first. We have a homegrown group right at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

[Reciting a basic tenet from the Book of DUmmie.]

didn't James Woods make up some story about "suspicious arabs" in a plane ride he was on ? this was probably right after 9/11. whatever came of that ?

[Too bad that "made up" story was verified by the FBI since Woods REPORTED it right after the flight.]

he did call the FBI. this is not a game. our country is in grave danger. did you forget 9/11? i'm suspicious of anyone who supports a terrorist organization.

[I'm suspicious of anyone who sounds sane in DUmmieland you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

He called the FBI with a bullshit story that reeked of bigotry

[Because all the suspects looked middle eastern. Obvious case of racial profiling on Woods' part. He should have included Presbyterians in his list of suspects.]

But they specifically name two organizations that aren't seen as "terrorist" organizations by the millions of Arabs they provide aid to. They're looking through Bush-colored glasses without a thought to what the phrase, "one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter" actually means. It's short-sighted and stupid. They should have just said "terrorists" and left it at that. As it is, they've alienated the millions helped by Hezbollah and Hamas's more popular social wings.

[Looking through the DUmmie-colored glasses, Hezbollah and Hamas are peace loving humanitarian organizations.]

I absolutely support their social arm because the USA certainly doesn't support helping these people in the least! That's why they have such support! It's not because "they hate our freedoms." Oh- and I go to the movies. (Psst... and my husband is JEWISH and if you don't think Israeli schools teach hate, too, then I need you to speak to a few people).

[Like Middle East expert Cindy Sheehan?]

My husband renounced his Jewish faith - not his Semitic heritage - after visiting Israel and seeing how they also indoctrinate their youth, as you claim the Arabs do.

[So he is a Druid now? Funnie, he doesn't look Druish.]

Pat Sajak is another loonie toon rightwing nut.

[How about Vanna White?]

I don't care what celebrities think. They're flakes, all of them. Their personal image comes first.

[Posted in DUmmieland where they look to The West Wing TV show for political guidance.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: antiterrorist; blacklist; despotism; dummies; fifthcolumn; hamas; hezbollah; hollwyoodwareffort; hollywood; israel; lebanon; michaeldouglas; michaelmooremourns; nicolekidman; patriciaheaton; proterrorist; thoughtcrime; waronterror; waronterrorism; waronterrorists; wereintowin; whywefight
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To: franksolich

http://mikemalloy.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=41387


141 posted on 08/18/2006 1:12:16 PM PDT by franksolich (the bell tolls for thee, the bell tolls for Fat Che)
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To: ariamne; Mr. Silverback
Could you provide me with a link to Ben Burch's new posting grounds? I'd get such a kick out of reading his take on his tombstoning!

I'm still looking for the main link; this is the story of Fat Che on liberalunderground--link on my next comment.

142 posted on 08/18/2006 1:14:27 PM PDT by franksolich (the bell tolls for thee, the bell tolls for Fat Che)
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To: franksolich

http://liberalunderground.activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=60876&p=3&topicID=7854476


143 posted on 08/18/2006 1:14:51 PM PDT by franksolich (the bell tolls for thee, the bell tolls for Fat Che)
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To: PJ-Comix

The thing that struck me was how UNoppressed the "regular folk" looked. I didn't see anyone forced to worship anything or attend church or tons of poverty. There were people partying in a bar a few times and a family or 2 living a nice middle class life whining just a bit. And yet, here comes this idiot dressed up like some twisted cartoon version of Zorro interrupts their regular programming with a message of revolt and everyone's ready to throw off the chains of oppression (that the movie never made real) and storm the government...riiiiiiiight. Hard to believe this was by the same people who made the Matrix.


144 posted on 08/18/2006 1:15:57 PM PDT by gardencatz (let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard...anyone? Mr. Garrison)
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To: PJ-Comix
But they specifically name two organizations that aren't seen as "terrorist" organizations by the millions of Arabs they provide aid to.

Is this idiot for real? Honestly can a person function with their head this far up their ass? They have to be drowning in stomach acid at this point. Seriously this HAS to be the dumbest SOB on the face of the Earth. This person has got to be in some sort of special program where they aren't allowed out of their house without a legal adult to make sure they continue to breathe outside the safety bubble.

'Hitler wasn't so bad... for the Germans...' 'Castro GIVES the Cubas a chicken every month, how magnanimous...'

I fear for this person, I want to contribute to their continued care and feeding, where can I donate. This is why we need to get serious about education reform. This is why we need to continue to support Jerry's kids... I want to start a charitable organization called "SKINNER'S KIDS" This kind of intellectual incompetence cannot be allowed to exist in civilized society.

BTW, I'm copyrighting that "Skinner's kids" bit and should have an accompanying cartoon shortly.

145 posted on 08/18/2006 1:22:01 PM PDT by infidel29 ("The Democrat Party is like a mule. It has neither pride of ancestry nor hope of posterity.")
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To: RabidBartender
Michael Chiklis?

Sweet - I always knew he was one of the good guys.


Speaking of blacklists, Chiklis was informally blacklisted for a number of years by certain cliques in Hollywood for his portrayal of John Belushi in the movie version of the Belushi bio Wired.

Chiklis was very good in his role, althogh the movie itself wasn't so great.
146 posted on 08/18/2006 1:45:21 PM PDT by motzman (Go-Go Mets!)
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To: franksolich; Mr. Silverback

Thank you so much, kind sirs!


147 posted on 08/18/2006 1:54:10 PM PDT by ariamne (Proud shieldmaiden of the infidel--never forget, never forgive 9/11)
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To: Argus

Oh, you mean that Lebanese woman with the rare arm injury that prevents her from putting her hands anywhere below her shoulders, who also happens to be the unluckiest multiple homeowner in Lebanon?


148 posted on 08/18/2006 2:00:13 PM PDT by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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To: Xenalyte
Right now the DUmmie FUnnies seem to be having a massive Schwing Alert:


149 posted on 08/18/2006 2:04:49 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

That is hilarious! So they're at their most numerous between three and five . . . intriguing.


150 posted on 08/18/2006 2:06:18 PM PDT by Xenalyte (No movie shall triumph over "Snakes on a Plane.")
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To: ariamne

De nada, my dear. Frank, thanks for helping out, you're the greatest.


151 posted on 08/18/2006 2:11:56 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
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To: Xenalyte

My massive bulge only seems impressive but shrivels in comparison to that of littlegreenfootballs which gets over 200,000 hits per day.


152 posted on 08/18/2006 2:13:39 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: rock_lobsta
Okay... does anyone REALLY care about what these hollyweird people think?

of course not. That's why no advertising agency would ever want a celebrity to pitch their product.

Sheesh....

153 posted on 08/18/2006 2:25:44 PM PDT by stands2reason (ANAGRAM for the day: Socialist twaddle == Tact is disallowed)
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To: bray

You don't have to be a conservative to recognize a terrorist.


154 posted on 08/18/2006 2:27:54 PM PDT by stands2reason (ANAGRAM for the day: Socialist twaddle == Tact is disallowed)
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To: Gordongekko909
Oh, you mean that Lebanese woman with the rare arm injury that prevents her from putting her hands anywhere below her shoulders, who also happens to be the unluckiest multiple homeowner in Lebanon?

She can't help it, high-yield ordnance just seems to love her.

155 posted on 08/18/2006 2:52:55 PM PDT by Argus
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To: X-FID

Doesn't have to be a lesbo.


156 posted on 08/18/2006 2:58:46 PM PDT by stands2reason (ANAGRAM for the day: Socialist twaddle == Tact is disallowed)
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To: Xenalyte

It's all latchkey kids posting before their parents get home...


157 posted on 08/18/2006 3:06:12 PM PDT by stands2reason (ANAGRAM for the day: Socialist twaddle == Tact is disallowed)
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To: gate2wire
The only real conservative republican I saw on that list was Pat Sajak." I hear good things about Woods and Hopper. The DUmmies hate Patricia Heaton so she must be doing something right.

Gary Sinise is OK as well. He's been on Hannity's radio show a few times....doesn't sound like a left-wing fruitcake... (like most of hollywierd's residents...)

158 posted on 08/18/2006 5:05:07 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: RepoGirl

my duck's name is PING!


159 posted on 08/18/2006 8:10:17 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 ("Conspiracy theories are the products of feeble minds." - A. Horvet)
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To: kevkrom
They are so reflexively anti-Bush that they'd claim the sun doesn't rise in the east if Bush said it did.

Actually, they wouldn't be able to dispute that so they would launch into some long-winded scientific mumbojumbo about the earth circling the sun to prove their superior intelligence. Then, they would say that Bush was ignorant and that he only said it because Rove told him, too. This would be followed by references to Haliburton and MIHOP/LIHOP. Then, they would point out that Laura made an ugly face when he said it and that his *censored* teenage daughters should be sent to fight in Iraq. Oh, and last but not least they would say Bush's tie was crooked.

160 posted on 08/18/2006 8:35:53 PM PDT by Elyse
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