DUmmie FUnnies 08-11-06 (DUmmies Bemoan Their Stolen Fitzmas)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 11, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Purrcival]

I just get sick of the rollercoaster ride, the love/hate relationship, and the stamping of the feet like a little kid not getting a new toy.

[JerseyDvl]

A second Friday DUFU? What a day!
Have a good weekend PJ-C.

[Purrcival]

PJ, I can't believe you didn't include this gem:

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Cleita (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-11-06 03:00 PM
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27. Well, if certain psychic websites are right, they are saying that there was skulduggery and Fitz was threatened making him back off the indictments he was planning.

However, in the real world, there hasn't been anyone coming forward, like a snitch, to verify this.

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A psychic website said this? Well, gee, that just settles EVERYTHING!

[Argus]

The lumps of coal in the libs' Fitzmas stockings are always good for a laugh.

[freedumb2003]

tOP 27?

[PJ-Comix]

I think that DUmmies was being sarcastic.

[Purrcival]

Here's another good one:

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DisgustedTX (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-11-06 08:03 PM

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66. Is he STANDING DOWN on the matter?

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[Loud Mime]

Democrats = Lynch mob

[Purrcival]

Nope. Not sarcastic, based on Crying Shame's response in post #29 ("Psychic Websites are almost NEVER right, Cleita. And I'm someone who normally would be sympathetic to those inclined to read such websites. Information gotten via Psychic means has as much validity as info from a chain email that's been sent around the internets several times.") and her response in post #39 ("Ordinarily, I wouldn't put anything like this up in GD but since there is no other information coming forth, I thought I'd give it the benefit of a possibility. But of course if no one comes forward and talks, we will probably never know.")

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

[We own ALL your toilet stalls!!!]

And we have installed those little bill accepter locks on them. You are only ten dollars away from sweet relief.

Sure it is a dirty thing to do but as my favorite Roman Emperor would say, "Pecunia non olet" (Money doesn't stink!)

[faq]

These DUmmies are so clueless. Rove has the power to convince the British to break up a terror plot and arrest 24 people. Convince Pakistan to arrest 17 supposed terrorists and Italy to arrest another 40 people. All this just to keep the sheep afraid prior to the November election. And they don't think he can get to one prosecutor?

[RedRover]

I just get sick...of the stamping of the feet like a little kid not getting a new toy.

I bet the day you moved out was the happiest day in your parents' life.

[bcsco]

A psychic website said this? Well, gee, that just settles EVERYTHING!

The only reason this hasn't seen the light of day is because Court TV is making it into one of the episodes on 'Psychic Detectives'.

"Did I just hear a sound...?" Hoo, Hoo, Hoo

[bcsco]

I think I found the psychic...

The Great Carnac

[The Right Stuff]

A Johnny Ping!

[skimask]

" bet the day you moved out was the happiest day in your parents' life."

Move out? Surely you jest. That would mean they had a means of self support of some kind. He/she is not 45 yet.

[rikkir]

"I'm leavin' on a jet plane for Sweden on Monday."

Charles, in your honor, we could do so much with that phrase. However, since your leaving again, I'll just say BE CAREFUL. Watch yourself. Our prayers go with you in this dangerous time.

[Mr. Silverback]

Friday night, my magazine's quarterly issue has been put to bed, and I'm in the top 40 BAY-BEE!

[Mr. Silverback]

This is a bit off-topic since this is a Fitzmas thread, but...

I wonder what the DUmmies will have to say in reaction to this story.

A friend in Caro advises me that this is HUGE (and, hugh and series) but could not elaborate.

[Mr. Silverback]

Have a safe flight...and see post 39 when you get a chance.