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France’s Royal Wants Bill Clinton to Resolve Crisis in Lebanon
AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | 5 Aug 2006 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/09/2006 6:46:29 PM PDT by John Semmens

Segolene Royal, the socialist hoping to become France’s first female president, called for former US president Bill Clinton to “insert himself” into Lebanon to try to resolve the crisis. “I am willing to give oral support if needed, but it may not be enough to make the warring parties come together,” said Royal. “Now that Israel and Hezbollah have come to blows, we need a person with more experience to insert himself into the crisis if an opening should present itself. That person, in my opinion, is President Clinton.”

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: clinton; france; lebanon; satire

1 posted on 08/09/2006 6:46:30 PM PDT by John Semmens
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> France’s first female president, called for former US president Bill Clinton to “insert himself” into Lebanon to try to resolve the crisis. “I am willing to give oral support if needed...

Sounds pretty dodgy to me... YUCK!!!


2 posted on 08/09/2006 6:50:59 PM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (I am the Chieftain of my Clan. I bow to nobody. Get out of my way.)
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To: John Semmens

If there was anyone on this planet that did not think or know that the French are as f*&^%$d up as they are, THIS SHOULD BE THE FINAL EVIDENCE.


3 posted on 08/09/2006 6:51:02 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: John Semmens

Earth to France: Clinton is not a president.


4 posted on 08/09/2006 6:51:10 PM PDT by kcmt01 (Youth is wasted on the wrong people.)
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To: John Semmens

Getting a few takers with this one, aren't you


5 posted on 08/09/2006 6:52:59 PM PDT by digger48
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To: EagleUSA

note the source


6 posted on 08/09/2006 6:53:23 PM PDT by digger48
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To: John Semmens

"I am willing to give oral support if needed".



Bill sure won't want to miss this chance!


7 posted on 08/09/2006 6:56:46 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (LET ME DIE ON MY FEET, IN MY SWAMP)
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"When ah read thet part 'bout "insertin' mahself", ah thought ah'd bust a stitch in mah aorta!"

8 posted on 08/09/2006 7:09:10 PM PDT by Old Sarge (Goodbye, Momma...)
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To: John Semmens

Don't they realize he doesn't clean up after himself?


9 posted on 08/09/2006 7:24:54 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Tom Gallagher - the anti-Crist [FL Governor, 2006 primary])
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To: John Semmens

"I am willing to give oral support if needed..."
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That statement would get Clinton's attention....


10 posted on 08/09/2006 7:32:19 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: John Semmens

This story HAS to be made up!!

Come ON NOW!!...with words like,

" INSERT HIMSELF " ??

"...he's needed when it comes to B-L-O-W-S " ???

And the other enduendos made!!

Who's the jokerster here!!! Fess up!

DA

(Like HILLARY would even let Bill go ALONE over HERE!! HIM?? In Paris with their tootsies running wild!??!! Schrillary would have a 7,000 miles " Electric-Gaurd-Fence put around ole' Slick Willy!! Hahahaha)


11 posted on 08/09/2006 7:52:23 PM PDT by AirBorn
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"called for former US president Bill Clinton to “insert himself” into Lebanon to try to resolve the crisis. “I am willing to give oral support"

This lady should watch her mouth. Using "insert himself" "oral support" and "Bill Clinton" in the same sentence is asking for trouble.


12 posted on 08/09/2006 8:14:03 PM PDT by Cincinna (HILLARY & HER HINO WANT TO TAKE OVER YOUR COUNTRY !)
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To: Old Sarge

I love this picture of ol' billyblythe: It shows so MUCH about him. It is totally out of control here...totally himself...and he looks like the absolute fool that he is. His body language shows that even he knows he's out of control.

13 posted on 08/09/2006 8:18:19 PM PDT by bannie (HILLARY: Not all perversions are sexual.)
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"Insert himself"???? When did any woman have to ask when Bill Clinton is involved?

Okay, that was easy, how about something more challenging.....

Insert himself? Hezbollah has been calling for human shields and I'd be willing to put the airfare on my credit card if Bill will agree to go.

Or.....Clinton escaped to Europe to avoid the war in Vietnam, do you honestly think he would volunteer to go to a war in Lebanon now?

14 posted on 08/09/2006 9:22:16 PM PDT by bpjam (Remember our fallen Marines in Beirut. Hezbollah deserves no peace.)
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Someone please explain to the stupid bitch -- that Clinton's feckless cowardness is one of the prime reasons we have the problem today..

He spent far too much time kissing Arafat's ass, instead of kicking it..

Semper Fi


15 posted on 08/09/2006 10:43:56 PM PDT by river rat (You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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