Posted on 07/28/2006 1:47:39 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
Males who’ve skipped a meal find larger women more attractive, according to a new study.
Frankly I’m skeptical abut the validity of this study, who was it funded by, Rosie O’Donnell? Even if I fasted for a month I wouldn’t find Oprah Winfrey very attractive.
Maybe the hungry guys weren’t looking at the larger-size ladies as objects of lust, but as a possible meal.
But if this study is to be believed, then plump wives now know how they can get some action from their husbands — don’t feed them dinner. Or if your husband is developing an unhealthy interest in the Paris Hilton clone who just moved in next door, put him on a diet so he won’t stray.
The researchers concluded that men who are hungry are attracted to plumper women.
But the researchers found that men’s taste in women reverted to those with slimmer figures once they enjoyed a good meal. One Big Whopper and men lose any attraction for big whoppers like Aretha Franklin.
The study in the British Journal of Psychology concludes that men still have an evolutionary preference for fatter gals. Scientists theorize that cave men preferred fat cave girls because they equated girth with health.
To each his own, but I don’t have a preference (evolutionary or otherwise) for porkers like Wynonna Judd.
I don’t care how hungry I am, there’s a fat chance that I will ever choose Oprah Winfrey over Keira Knightley.
I like women who are built like Scarlett Johanson, not Keira Knightley.
I'm starving and Ann Coulter still looks real good to me ...
Drinking on an empty stomach helps, too.
If you're really hungry, don't count on some skinny bundle of nerves to prepare a good meal.
[musical interlude: 1970's rock group Queen "Fat Bottom Girls You Make the Rockin' World Go 'Round"]
Note to self: Remain well-fed from here on out.
Yes, by all means, try THAT!
Stop dieting, watch the soaps, and then stop feeding him.
What walled-garden dingbat thought THAT one up?
(Married forty years, but to an intelligent wife, who would doubtless STARE at this idiocy and count to a large number before collapsing into contemptuous laughter.)
Well, just an observation.
It works both ways.
> Drinking on an empty stomach helps, too.
It's also extremely economical if you consider the inebration-to-cost ratio.
Bill Clinton must have ben starving when he married cankles.
It's hard to type while I'm eating........
This sentence causes me to the of FR's resident cannibal.
Don't forget to factor in her maintenance charge ...
Salma Hayek works for me.
"Males who’ve skipped a meal find larger women more attractive, according to a new study. "
Males who drink too much beer also have the same reaction.
She's beautful too!
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