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DUmmie FUnnies 07-27-06 ("Horse’s Head Dumped in Democratic Councilwoman’s Pool")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 27, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/27/2006 7:11:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

A horse's head is dumped into the swimming pool of a Democrat councilwoman and the DUmmies of course blame the EVIL Republicans for this deed as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Horse’s Head Dumped in Democratic Councilwoman’s Pool." Perhaps Don Karlo Roveone made her an offer that she couldn't refuse. So let us now watch the DUmmies speculate that this horse head DUmping was committed by the Bush Crime Family in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, taking the Fifth Amendment on this charge, is in the [brackets]:

Horse’s Head Dumped in Democratic Councilwoman’s Pool

[Don Karlo Roveone's offer that she can't refuse.]

MIDDLETOWN, N.Y. - A councilwoman found a severed horse’s head in her swimming pool Tuesday, state police said. “We’re looking at a threat as a possible angle,” Lt. Pierce Gallagher said. “Certainly, we can’t rule that out.” There have been some prior instances of harassment directed toward Wawayanda Councilwoman Gail Soro, Gallagher said.

[The Bush Crime Family Consiglieri, Karl Roveone, has spoken.]

Let's hear it for those moral, Christian, family-values Republicans!

[Let's hear it for pointing fingers of blame based on NO facts.]

Yeah, I'm sure when it comes out, we'll find out it was her Dem primary challenger? It may not turn out to be an officially sanctioned Repub action, but I'm willing to lay good money that whatever sick jerk did something like this for whatever warped reason - it'll turn out that he (they) are registered Repub(s)

[Was the horse a registered Republican?]

A horse's head is a death threat. Bodyguards and a thorough police investigation is the solution.

[And The Godfather DVD should be carefully watched for clues.]

Soro's been in the middle of tussles over growth and planning that are the hot-button issues in the town. But she says she won't be scared out of office. She's up for re-election next year, and she's running.

[Ever consider that SHE might have dumped the horse's head in her own pool as a publicity stunt? Such stunts by Democrats have happened before such as that prof in California that spraypainted Hate graffiti on her own car.]

Sure hope they find the sicko who did this.

[They should start with a list of DUmmie screen names.]

I have to say that I pity the horse. What sort of freak would decapitate a horse?

[What sort of freak would decapitate a human being? Wait! We already know the answer---Islamofascists.]

I hope they find who did it and I would bet that it's a potential developer who probably also is a big contributer to the town's Republicans.

["Johnny Fontane will never get that movie!"]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; johnnyfontane; thegodfather
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To: steveegg
Paying his bar tab for the night would be worth it.

Careful, that could easily run up into numbers approaching the GNP of a third-world country such as Canada.

41 posted on 07/27/2006 12:15:59 PM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix
Maybe Pitt needs to make another drunken post fresh from Bukowski's binge drinking.

Hey, give the guy a chance to get over the DTs willya? It's only been a few days since Pitt binged out in that all night boozing spree you DUFU'ed. He will probably be able to form coherent sentences within a couple more days.

Oh I forgot, he has trouble forming a coherent sentence even when he's been cold sober for weeks.

42 posted on 07/27/2006 12:32:03 PM PDT by epow (Proudly fighting on FR for truth , justice, and the last slice of leftover pizza since 1998)
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To: PJ-Comix

Big LOL Bump !!!!


43 posted on 07/27/2006 12:36:36 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: kevkrom
Careful, that could easily run up into numbers approaching the GNP of a third-world country such as Canada.

So we just knock off Canada ;-)

44 posted on 07/27/2006 12:51:08 PM PDT by steveegg (Let's make the deeply-saddened Head KOmmie deeply soddened in Nov. - deny the 'RATs the election)
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To: epow

There was another DUmmie thread featuring Pitt lecturing Bush about alcoholism. It wasn't a very long thread plus Pitt's lecture was only a part of a larger dopey but boring rant so I didn't DUFU it. However, the hypocrisy of the Bukowski's barfly was striking.


45 posted on 07/27/2006 12:58:40 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

DUmmies automatically think it is a Republican who did this. my first thought was that she was tight with the mafia.


46 posted on 07/27/2006 1:25:24 PM PDT by CharlieOK1 (you get that thing I sent ya?)
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To: PJ-Comix

How much you wanna bet that the horse head was dumped by a union thug as retribution for this Dem being insufficiently pro-union? This seems about their speed.


47 posted on 07/27/2006 1:59:04 PM PDT by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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To: alarm rider

Don Corleone playing air guitar! WREEEEEEOOWWWWR DA NA NA NA NAAAAAAA!

48 posted on 07/27/2006 2:00:21 PM PDT by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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To: alarm rider

All conservatives are Christians?

Only in the DUmmie's mind of course.


49 posted on 07/27/2006 2:29:10 PM PDT by stands2reason (ANAGRAM for the day: Socialist twaddle == Tact is disallowed)
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To: Lurker
Are they sure it was a horse and not Jason Leopold? When you think about it Mr. Leopold has some distinctly equine features. Oh never mind, they said it was a horses head. There's no way Leopold could be mistaken for that.

How can you tell?

Either end of J. Leopold looks like the south end of a north-bound equine....

50 posted on 07/27/2006 4:46:18 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: PJ-Comix

I guess they missed the numerous threads of the Brownshirts For Kerry where tires were slashed, windows were smashed, swastikas were painted on homes, children were assaulted, cars were vandalized, computers were stolen, campaigns were sabotaged, and a solicitation was made to find a Bush-voter volunteer willing to take a physical beating.


51 posted on 07/31/2006 10:53:24 AM PDT by weegee (Call Ted Kennedy's office and tell them you would've called 10 hours ago but couldn't get to a phone)
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To: PJ-Comix

any evidence it was a Republican?


52 posted on 07/31/2006 10:42:01 PM PDT by GeronL (http://www.mises.org/story/1975)
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