Pakistani Youths Set Pizza Hut on Fire

azconservative ^ | 21 July 2006 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Hundreds of Pakistani youths set fire to a Pizza Hut restaurant, two gas stations and a dozen vehicles in Karachi, after Saturday's funeral for Allama Hassan Turabi, a loony Islamic Shiite cleric killed in a suicide attack by a rival gang of Islamic lunatics. Hours earlier, Turabi was buried at a city cemetery after more than 8,000 people, beating their chests with their hands as a sign of grief, packed the city streets for his funeral.

Pizza Hut was targeted as a symbol of "infidel exploitation of the Muslim community" according to one rioter. "They are forcing haram and mushbooh (unclean) foods on us," said Gufi Kukohl, explaining why he helped burn down the Pizza Hut. "They are causing digestive pollution that is setting Muslim against Muslim."

Kukohl called the car burning a "reflex response." "It's just something we do," said Kukohl. "Last month I inadvertently burned my own car. For this I blame America. If Bush didn't make me so upset I wouldn't get so confused."

In related news, Chicago's city council has voted to outlaw fat. Reputedly, up to 50 percent of residents may be forced to leave the city or face jail time. Alderman Edward M. Burke characterized the measure as an effort to promote the public health. "We want Chicago to be a healthful environment," said Burke. "This ordinance will give people the incentive to shed unhealthy blubber. If they can't make it on their own, our jails can help. They're equipped with state-of-the-art workout machines and weights."

[Mr_Moonlight]

"This ordinance will give people the incentive to shed unhealthy blubber. If they can't make it on their own, our jails can help. They're equipped with state-of-the-art workout machines and weights."

Oh my! Not only forced diet policing, but forced workouts at the prison gym now!!! These liberals are completely out of control !!!

[Rummyfan]

izza Hut was targeted as a symbol of "infidel exploitation of the Muslim community" according to one rioter. "They are forcing haram and mushbooh (unclean) foods on us," said Gufi Kukohl, explaining why he helped burn down the Pizza Hut. "They are causing digestive pollution that is setting Muslim against Muslim."

They are truly insane. Next they will accuse the infidels of polluting their precious bodily fluids!

[Rebel Yankee]

Pizza Hut is perfectly capable of burning their card board pizza themselves. But of course I am against an American hating foreigner doing it.

[JewishRighter]

Alright, the pizza they had accidentally had pepperoni on it, but you don't have to go and burn the place down.