DUmmie FUnnies 07-06-06 (DUmmies Lose ANOTHER Election In Mexico)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 7, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

It was a typical DUmmie Freudenschade experience. A far left candidate is ahead in the polls. The DUmmies celebrate their "victory" only to have it taken away from them when the final results come in. Election 2004? Well, yes but also last night's official tally of the Mexican presidential election in which Communist candidate, López Obrador, narrowly lost to PAN candidate, Felipe Calderón. Wait! Did I just describe Obrador as the COMMUNIST candidate? You bet I did. He can call himself a member of the Democratic Revolution Party or a Zapatista or a Socialist but the bottom line is that Obrador, like Hugo Chavez, is a COMMUNIST no matter what he chooses to call himself for PR purposes. And like Chavez (and Fidel Castro), Obrador enjoys great popularity with the DUmmies. So let us now watch the DUmmies watching the Mexican presidential election RESULTS in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, celebrating the Communist's loss with muchas cervezas, is in the [brackets]:

90.89%....still 1.18 lead.... no gain for Calderon

[WOO! HOO! Break out the Freudenschade victory champagne!]

91.03 %....1.16 lead

[Okay so Obrador slipped a tiny bit. Nothing to stop our victory celebrations over.]

At the rate things are going, i'd say obrador will win by half a point.

[Of course, of course. Let us FINALLY gloat over an electoral victory after such a long dry season of utter failure. WHOOPEEEEE!!!]

91.21% reporting - 1.13 lead

91.39% reporting - 1.11% lead

91.56% reporting - 1.08 lead

[Um...why is it that my victory champagne is starting to have a bitter taste?]

Please don't let this get stolen from him.

[Susan Estrich is already starting to get sloppy drunk.]

We Are Not In Control Of Anything....Anywhere There is little justice left in the world. We are becoming extinct.

[Give up hope...NOW!!!]

Formato 21 Mexico City is calling election for Obrador! According to Formato 21 Radio-Mexico City the trend looks permanent for Obrador.

[YIPPPPEEEEE!!!! Suddenly my victory champagne is tasting good again!]

91.96 1.04% C'mon Obrador. HANG ON.

[But...but didn't Formato 21 Radio-Mexico City already declare him the winner?]

1.04 lead now, that's it I'm going to bed. Is this last ten percent taking suspiciously long or are they just getting tired of counting? I'm getting tired of watching, I'll hope for the morning

[Better have a large bottle of Tylenol on hand in the morning.]

92.30% reporting - 0.98 lead

[That victory champagne is starting to taste bitter again.]

92.57% reporting - 0.94 lead

[I'm suddenly feeling some acid reflux from the acidic bile building up inside me.]

You Didn't Really Think They Were Going To Let Obrador Win? Haven't you guys been through this enough times before? Most recently it was the San Diego election....prior to that the Canadian election....2004, 2002, 2000.....sense a pattern? When you're in control of everything, you're not going to let a lefty down South have a real chance. King george needs to keep his neighbors in line. He's got a grip on Canada, and he's not going to let Mexico fall into democratic hands. Watch....argue with me if you must....by the time the clock strikes midnight in CA, the outcome will be the one they want.

[We would control ALL your Diebold machines...if Mexico used them.]

losing fast now - 92.83 - 0.9% lead

[Losing fast now...with verifiable paper ballots.]

It's All Over But The Counting..... Ya know who controls that.

[Carlos Rove of course.]

I am truly beginning to wonder if it is even possible to defeat any of these people legally and peacefully. They get away with whatever they want, whenever they want, and they do it virtually unopposed. Why would they ever stop, unless something rises up and PHYSICALLY stops them? I can only hope this time will be different, but I worry about out fate here in the states as well. I have zero confidence in our Electoral Process here right now. Perhaps the pendulum will swing our way.

[More likely a sledgehammer will swing your way.]

93.20 .86 lead

93.32% .85 lead

Obrador has this in the bag.

[Is that you, Jason Leopold?]

93.57% .79 lead

93.67% .77 lead

[So what does Crow taste like?]

i think it's .73....Obrador may eke it out

[Is that you, Pollyanna?]

This is bullsh!t. There aren't enough landed, well heeled people in the country to cast those votes.

[I hate to tell you this but most of the poor ones moved out to El Norte.]

94.76% .60 lead i'm losing hope. looks like Calderon will eke it out....and will claim legitimacy based upon the erroneous preliminary count......A classic move from the Bush 2000 playbook

[When they also used verifiable paper ballots in Florida.]

The Bush crime family has it programmed for Calderon to win by .25% of the vote at about 4:00 AM EDT. Somewhere at about 98-99% he will take the lead and cruise to victory. It's Deja vu all over again as Yogi would say.

[Those paper ballots were programmed to make Calderon win.]

What you are probably seeing tonight is a preview of November 2006 and 2008 in this country. Christ, what is the point anymore. Is it even realistic anymore to think these people can be beaten legally and peacefully through this process? Maybe it's time to pull out the playbook from the late 1700's. At least in this country.

[Yes, there is no point in voting so stay home on Election Day.]

You probably aren't going to like what you wake up to.

[Unless he wakes up in the Alternate Universe.]

95.17 % 0.52 pts. this is killing me

[But FUn for us!]

96.08% .36 difference looking bad for the good guy

[Looking GOOD for the good guy.]

I tell ya, I'm glued to the computer and I've built a little spreadsheet to follow the results and try to keep track of trends, as if I could somehow actually affect this thing. I don't know why I bother, as it seems it will only lead to even greater disappointment.

[Freudenschade, baby!]

This is pathetic theater at this point. Calderon stole it. TWICE. This is just them having fun torturing the "hopeful masses" as somehow the pre-determined victor pulls ahead at the finish line. This is Their idea of Pornography, and it is the most sickening thing I have ever seen. Somehow I hope I am wrong, but we have seen this before. It's getting old.

[Yes, it is FUn watching the DUmmies being tortured by yet ANOTHER election loss.]

And you know, I hope it comes to that, if it must. They NEED to reap the whirlwind. It is past time for them to pay the check. They have done enough to this planet, and enough to us. As far as I'm concerned, it is time for them to get what is coming to them. They deserve the whirlwind, and much, MUCH worse. It's getting to the point there may not be a punishment fit enough for them.

[Another DUmmie engaging in the usual sadistic fantasies.]

Reminds me of a sports bet where I'm winning big at halftime then blow every possesion the second half.

[Reminds me of EVERY election where the DUmmies have an emotional stake in the outcome.]

97.44%... 0.05%...

[Going...]

97.51%... 0.03%...

[Going...]

97.77% .03 lead for Calderon.

[GONE!]

Once again, the interests of the people have been slaughtered by the narrow interests of a handful of Power Drunk Criminal Thugs. How much longer are we going to take this? And Open Question to the people of Canada, this country, and Mexico: How much longer are we just going to sit and take this?

[For as long as WE are entertained by your comedic election loss antics.]

And THAT'S A WRAP! Another atrocity committed, Another Election Stolen. The interests of the people once again successfully raped and trampled by a handful of selfish, greedy, soulless thugs. HOW MUCH LONGER?

[As long as you continue to keep us laughing it will keep on keeping on.]

I am becoming increasingly convinced that if we want to wrest power from these people, we will have to PHYSICALLY take it from them. FORCEFULLY and without quarter. I am no longer afraid of actually saying it. It is time for Revolution. It is time for these people to pay the price of their actions. It is WAY past time.

[Don't trip over the pizza carton at the doorway of Mommy's basement on your way out to start the revolution.]

I know I'll never forget it. I hope a multitude of people in Mexico were up all night, as well, and will be letting their reactions known in the morning.

[Please make them demonstrate in a way that I'm too lazy to ever attempt.]

[KC_Conspirator]

Beva Harriso is only 112 pesos away from proving this election was stolen.

LOL!

[freedumb2003]

From that thread:

My apologies to sfexpat and everyone else for the dark attitude. Between reading this and the Mexican Election, as well as everything else going on, my head is about to explode.

Their bitter tears taste like fine wine.

[Purrcival]

90.89%....still 1.18 lead.... no gain for Calderon

[WOO! HOO! Break out the Freudenschade victory champagne!] ...left over from Karl Rove's indictment on May 12! Oh...wait a minute...

[KC_Conspirator]

I am becoming increasingly convinced that if we want to wrest power from these people, we will have to PHYSICALLY take it from them. FORCEFULLY and without quarter. I am no longer afraid of actually saying it. It is time for Revolution. It is time for these people to pay the price of their actions. It is WAY past time.

Ah yes, the "Achtung! Schnell! Get into zee boxcar!" real feelings come out after once again losing an election.

[Democratshavenobrains]

I kinda hoped the Communist won because at least then Bush could stand up to him without causing a political problem.

[Purrcival]

At the rate things are going, i'd say obrador will win by half a point.

And, as we all know, if the Leftist candidate wins by half a point, it's fine. The election was fair, the results are final. Ooooohhhhh, but if the CONSERVATIVE wins, IT MUST BE FRAUD!!!! TAKE TO THE STREETS!!!!! DEFEND YOUR RIGHTS!!!!!! THERE'S NO WAY PEOPLE COULD CHOOSE THE CONSERVATIVE OVER THE LEFTIST!!!!!

[BJClinton]

I am truly beginning to wonder if it is even possible to defeat any of these people legally and peacefully.

So when it's electronic voting, it's a rigged machine. when it's "verifiable" paper ballots...it's also rigged. Basically, whenever the far-laft doesn't win, it's rigged. I think I got it now.

[BreitbartSentMe]

I don't know if you've ever seen the DUmmie FUnnies, but PJ just did his lates edition on the DUmmie reaction to the election last night, don't know if you want to ping the late-nighters to this one also, since some of the FReepers are talking about all the hard work we did last night to steal all the votes....

[Jaded]

Mark for later. Can't pass this one up. Went slumming yesterday for the Lay threads, OMGawrsh they are vile creatures. I hope all of your shots are current as I believe they are carrying some nasty diseases.

[Barset]

That "tripping over the pizza box" caused maniacal laughter here.

And we have company downstairs.

When people start calling my husband Mr. Rochester, as in "Jane Eyre" it will be too late to sound-proof this room.

Thanks, as always, PJ.

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I am becoming increasingly convinced that if we want to wrest power from these people, we will have to PHYSICALLY take it from them. FORCEFULLY and without quarter. I am no longer afraid of actually saying it. It is time for Revolution. It is time for these people to pay the price of their actions. It is WAY past time.

No! Not another pacifist revolutionary! We're doomed.

[FredZarguna]

Thank you for that link. Even if PJ doesn't excerpt it, it's just about the FUnniest DUmmie post I've seen. Responses indicate that DU must have a pretty high percentage of LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!

[Purrcival]

Hey, I hadn't seen it before. I'm still shaking my head over it.

[stands2reason]

Excellent find there.

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[Purrcival]

And Halliburton and PNAC figured in there somewhere, too. Don't forget Halliburton and PNAC.

[Purrcival]

Quick! Get Jimmuh Cahtuh down there to monitor the recount, STAT!

[CaliGirl-R]

That's a good one frijoles36!

[jveritas]

PJ

I think you need to make a CD that captures in an audio format the reactions and the tone of these delusional DUmmies and then your comment in between. It will be hysterically funny, and I will be the first to buy your CD :)

[Purrcival]

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