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DUmmie FUnnies 06-07-06 (California Congressional Race In DUmmie Real Time)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 7, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/07/2006 4:42:20 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

I think the most FUn way to watch the Congressional Race in the 50th Congressional District in the San Diego area is via watching the DUmmies in Real Time watching the results come in. They must have had their hopes up especially after watching last night's CBS News report on this special election to fill Duke Cunningham's seat because CBS portrayed it as a choice between Saint Busby vs Bilbray the Anti-Christ. Of course, NO mention was made of the HUGE campaign gaff made by Busby who said that illegals could help get her elected. (If anyone can find the video link to that CBS Report, please forward it to me here and I will update this DUFU edition with it for ALL to see.) Therefore the DUmmies went into this special congressional election with high hopes only to be dashed on the Rocks of Reality later as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Busby >> Bilbray race." You can see the comments in DUmmie Real Time (EDT) as the tragic results come in. As usual, the DUmmie hopes soon to be crushed are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, consoling the DUmmies with the fact that they won a meaningless "Moral Victory," is in the [brackets]:

Wed Jun-07-06 01:13 AM... Busby >> Bilbray race

Currently..

Bilbry -- 20,866 - 50.63%
Busby --- 17,693 - 42.94%

57 out of 500 precincts reporting so far.

Go Francine Go!

[Go Francine Go! CBS News has already declared you to be the Moral Victory winner!]

01:25 AM... 66 precincts now in... Bilbry still leads. 21,602 to 18,560

It's still early...

[It's never too early to win a moral victory.]

01:25 AM... 66 out of 100, 50.33 to 43.24 . . .Busby's on the move. . .

[Yeah, that .30% change shows momentum of MASSIVE proportions.]

01:28 AM... She did move more than him that last go around, didn't she?

[Keep hope ALIVE!]

01:32 AM... If the Independent & Libertarian weren't running.. we'd almost be tied.. C'mon Francine.. start moving some more!

[Actually Busby would be further behind but who am I to argue with DUmmie illogic?]

01:33 AM... Bilbray went down while Busby gained. . .

[Keep rubbing those DUmmie prayer beads!]

01:34 AM... 20% counted now, and percentages holding. . .

[What? No more massive .30% momentum shifts?]

01:37 AM... I know... that damn 3,000 vote difference won't budge.. C'mon numbers MOVE in Francine's direction!

[Sorry. Election results are NOT like Ouija boards. The results do NOT go in a certain direction because you want them to.]

01:35 AM... 100 out of 500 now in....

24,786 Bilbry
21,269 Busby

Sheesh..

[WOO! HOO! We're on our way to a MORAL VICTORY!!!]

01:45 AM... Bill Schneider's prediction that the Independent would hurt the Rethug..doesn't seem to be coming true yet.

[That was more Bill Schneider's HOPE in the form of a prediction.]

01:50 AM... 50 44 she's catching up..

[They just counted a bunch of the votes without papers that she requested.]

01:55 AM... Oh man.. I hope that trend continues! ..and she keeps eeking up until she bypasses him!

BRIAN BILBRAY - REP
26637
50.02%

FRANCINE BUSBY - DEM
23461

C'mon Francine!

[Why hold back? I say break out that Freudenschade victory champagne NOW!]

02:18 AM... . Damn!.. she just can't get past that 3k difference.. The difference was 2,973 votes.. now it's 3,300.

[So does that mean the .30% momentum surge for Busby has been overtaken by momentum for the Anti-Christ?]

02:38 AM... 3,278 difference.. Busby only gained 22 votes in last update.. Still.. moved in the right direction..

[A 22 vote gain? WOO! HOO! Time to uncork that victory champagne! Do it! DO IT NOW!!!]

02:52 AM... 46% of votes are now in and here is where we stand....

Precincts: 500
Counted: 232
Percentage: 46.4%

BRIAN BILBRAY - REP
35505
49.67%

FRANCINE BUSBY - DEM
31955
44.70%

Do we have any hope??

[Your chances are excellent for winning a Moral Victory.]

02:56 AM... Bilbray 49.67 -44.7. she's slowly catching up....almost half of the precincts are counted now though, so she'll need to catch up quite a bit soon for her to have a chance.

[BUSBY!!! SLOOOOOOOWLY SHE TURNED, STEP BY STEP...]

03:12 AM... The results remind me of the Jean Schmidt > Paul Hackett Race...

[Another Moral Victory for the Democrats.]

03:21 AM... I was thinking about that for the past hour. Almost posted it but didn't want to jinx a potential Busby comeback. Heavy red districts that we're trying to steal. In November the districts like this will not flip either. That +40 or anything close to that is preposterous. We need to reverse the low to mid GOP-leaning districts, and pick up the +15 seats.

[Heavy red districts that you're trying to steal? I give you credit for HONESTY.]

03:24 AM... Still 49.82% to 44.71% .... it WILL NOT BUDGE!

[NOT EVEN NUDGED!]

03:41 AM... Damn. Now Bilbray is up 4118 votes.

[That Moral Victory champagne is sure going to taste good!]

03:46 AM... It looks like the percentage is getting closer but Bilbray now leads by 4,321 votes which is 203 more than last time.

[You need to send out Karma waves to counteract this trend. Quick! Chant a mantra!]

03:54 AM... Seems to suspicipous that it bounces between 3 and 4k difference.. Regardless of how many votes come in.. Something strange seems to be going on.

[That PROVES it! ELECTION FRAUD!!! Call RFK, Jr. NOW!!!]

03:56 AM... Did that misstatement by Busby hurt her this bad? I thought she would squeak by, but this difference is larger than I would've ever thought. I can only think that the statement she made about illegals not needing papers has cost her the election.

[You wouldn't have known a thing about that "misstatement" if you had been watching the CBS News Ode to Francine last night that came in the laughable form of an "objective" campaign report.]

03:57 AM... Are they using diebold machines?? Sure seems suspicious like you say.

[Bev Harris is only $10 away from proving that Busby was the winner.]

03:58 AM... If this keeps up and he wins, I wonder how the media will spin this tomorrow?

["Democrats jubilant over moral victory in California."]

04:00 AM... I can tell you one thing. I'm sick and tired of "moral" victories. We need to win some of these kinds of seats if we are going to take over the House of Representatives

[And this DUmmie WINS a Moral Victory Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

04:45 AM... It was the immigrant gaffe she made that killed her. Next time, make sure the people you're pandering to can vote.

[Or give the vote to the dead people.]

04:59 AM... Another update

U.S. REPRESENTATIVE 50TH DISTRICT - (RUN-OFF)
Counted: 451 of 500 precincts – 90.2 percent
BRIAN BILBRAY - REP 56016 49.49%
FRANCINE BUSBY - DEM 51202 45.24%

Again it looks like the percentage is tightening but Bilbrays lead is now 4,814. Damn, I think it's over

[It's over? Great! Now we can finally declare our Moral Victory!]

05:03 AM... AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH

I hate coming close!!!! Coming close isn't going to get us in control of Congress. We need to pick up these kind of seats if we're going to win in November. We can't let these opportunities slip by. There just aren't that many competitive seats.

[May I have a sip of your Moral Victory champagne?]

05:13 AM... Your right Larissa, we DO have to remember how RED it is, BUT she has another chance in November, remember this election was for the fill in and hopefully we will get the Indies and the Greens and others to vote in the November for her and Busby just has to keep attacking him while he is in office, PLUS in November more people will be out to vote. I think this looks aweful for the Republicans.

[Of course it looks awful for the Republicans. It's because you just won a MORAL VICTORY! WHEEEEEEEE!!! Break out the Bubbly!]

05:15 AM... Geeze if this looks awful for rethugs I'd hate to see what looks good! We have to start winning these seats!

[KILLJOY!]

05:57 AM.. AP has called the race for Bilbray -

[Now it's official---the Democrats have just won a Moral Victory.]


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To: PJ-Comix

Morning, PJ. Wow, it's early! I don't think I could face the ant farm at this time of day!


21 posted on 06/07/2006 5:15:25 AM PDT by samiam1972 (Live simply so that others may simply live!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Did that misstatement by Busby hurt her this bad?

Mistake? Uh-uh. She thought she was with friends, and she let it hang out. Her "explanations" were not plausible.

Note for FReepers contemplating running for office: when you have to spend time and energy explaining "what you really meant" about some stupid and/or crazy thing you said in the past, you can practically count the number of votes you lose per minute.

22 posted on 06/07/2006 5:17:02 AM PDT by BeHoldAPaleHorse ( ~()):~)>)
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To: PJ-Comix
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23 posted on 06/07/2006 5:25:44 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" - Anonymous)
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To: PJ-Comix

03:24 AM... it WILL NOT BUDGE!

Thanks for sharing. As granddad always used to say, a regular man is a happy man.


24 posted on 06/07/2006 5:28:08 AM PDT by RedRover (C'mon, Francine, coooooome ooooon!)
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To: LibertyLee

KEEP THE HOUSE! KEEP THE SENATE! STOP IMPEACHMENT BEFORE IT STARTS! YES!
>>>

That makes exactly two of us apparently, against the mob of mindless 'broken glass Republicans' who are screaming "CRUCIFY HIM!" at the President while waving maps of 'Aztlan'.....


25 posted on 06/07/2006 5:31:20 AM PDT by Ella Vader
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To: OSHA
Only post IBTP! I'm close enough to the top to declare a moral victory over you though.

LOL! Well, you were only $10 away from being IBTP!

26 posted on 06/07/2006 5:35:36 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (Bipartisanship is when the Stupid Party and the Evil Party agree to do something that is both stupid)
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To: Ella Vader

I hope you're wrong...Obviously there were just enough in the "Duke's" district. I'm trying to keep the faith here.. This President is a very good man and deserves better from us.


27 posted on 06/07/2006 5:36:51 AM PDT by LibertyLee (George W. Bush--now more than ever! Stay with him on Immigration too! He Deserves our trust!)
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To: LibertyLee

This President is a very good man and deserves better from us.>>>

Traitor! You are obviously just a shill for MEChA! (Just kidding!)

Seriously, the number of turncoat GOPers on Free Republic is astonishing. They say they'll kneel through broken glass to vote Republican, then freak out when the President disagrees with them on one item. Amazing.


28 posted on 06/07/2006 5:41:43 AM PDT by Ella Vader
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To: Ella Vader
That makes exactly two of us apparently, against the mob of mindless 'broken glass Republicans' who are screaming "CRUCIFY HIM!" at the President while waving maps of 'Aztlan'.....

OK, it's three of us.

29 posted on 06/07/2006 5:42:34 AM PDT by BeHoldAPaleHorse ( ~()):~)>)
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To: Ella Vader
say they'll kneel through broken glass to vote Republican, then freak out when the President disagrees with them on one item.

That "one item" will result in the end of the USA as we know it. It rewards lawbreakers and punishes those who respect the law. It is destroying our culture and our economy to the tune of tens of billions per year in California alone.

We put up with subsidies, the caving on SSI and even the massive Rx boondoggle. But this amnesty plan is a death sentence for us.

30 posted on 06/07/2006 5:47:25 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (Bipartisanship is when the Stupid Party and the Evil Party agree to do something that is both stupid)
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To: PJ-Comix


I consider it a moral victory that I'm in the top 50! Whoo Hoo!!


31 posted on 06/07/2006 5:49:59 AM PDT by jellybean (Illegal immigration: The modern slavery)
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To: LibertyLee
The thing is, DUmmies (gay marriage, abortion, party of fornication, high taxes, "support" the troops, etc) don't have "moral" victories, either. That implies running a clean campaign and playing hard, but by the rules. They lose on all three counts, plus they, as shown above, are the party of immorality.
32 posted on 06/07/2006 6:02:31 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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To: PJ-Comix
03:54 AM... Seems to suspicipous that it bounces between 3 and 4k difference.. Regardless of how many votes come in.. Something strange seems to be going on.

LOL Anyone but the DUmmie-annointed winning means something "strange" is going on.

Did that misstatement by Busby hurt her this bad?

To a DUmmie, honesty is a "misstatement".

A perfect example of why DUmmies can't win elections AND why they're so angry--they just know they're smarter, and have all the answers, but they can't speak their minds because, well, it kinda looks bad when you're running for office and you actually hate the country you're trying to lead.

33 posted on 06/07/2006 6:04:55 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (All Hail Buah The Wasp Killer!!!!!)
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To: Ella Vader
It's the most important item, though. Although I will hold my nose and vote for any Republican who makes it through the primaries (with the possible exception of John McCain), I will certainly fight during the primaries for the candidates who agree with me on immigration, and against the others. I'd like to see a Tancredo/Sessions ticket. I don't care which order they come in, although as an Alabamian, I think Sessions would make a great President.
34 posted on 06/07/2006 6:07:21 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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To: chesley

DUmmies are the ultimate Amoral and Immoral party around. And they have the gall to accuse us. I'm tired of it frankly, and I'm hoping all of us FReepers can rally around the President. We may not like 100% of what or what the GOP is doing, but can you imagine the alternative? I can and it's not pretty...


35 posted on 06/07/2006 6:23:24 AM PDT by LibertyLee (George W. Bush--now more than ever! Stay with him on Immigration too! He Deserves our trust!)
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To: freedumb2003

I'm only $10 away from scamming someone out of $10. Care to contribute? :^)


36 posted on 06/07/2006 6:26:36 AM PDT by OSHA (All the threads I'm pinged to end up in Chat.)
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To: PJ-Comix
03:58 AM... If this keeps up and he wins, I wonder how the media will spin this tomorrow?

Uh, maybe they'll say- Bilbray Wins.

37 posted on 06/07/2006 6:27:04 AM PDT by gate2wire
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To: freedumb2003

That "one item" will result in the end of the USA as we know it. ... But this amnesty plan is a death sentence for us.
>>>

Horse$#!t.

We're talking 10 million people, max, out of THREE HUNDRED MILLION. 3.33%!

Death sentence? A despicable lie.


38 posted on 06/07/2006 6:29:43 AM PDT by Ella Vader
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To: chesley

I don't care which order they come in, although as an Alabamian, I think Sessions would make a great President.>>

I had the honor of meeting Sessions once. He's a great man and yes would make a great President. Unfortunately his health is not good.

Tancredo, however, is not ready for prime time.


39 posted on 06/07/2006 6:31:14 AM PDT by Ella Vader
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To: PJ-Comix

"Seems to suspicipous that it bounces between 3 and 4k difference.. Regardless of how many votes come in.. Something strange seems to be going on. "


LOL!! I wondered how long it would take to yell 'voter fraud'.


40 posted on 06/07/2006 6:33:19 AM PDT by imskylark
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