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DUmmie FUnnies 06-07-06 (California Congressional Race In DUmmie Real Time)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 7, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/07/2006 4:42:20 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

I think the most FUn way to watch the Congressional Race in the 50th Congressional District in the San Diego area is via watching the DUmmies in Real Time watching the results come in. They must have had their hopes up especially after watching last night's CBS News report on this special election to fill Duke Cunningham's seat because CBS portrayed it as a choice between Saint Busby vs Bilbray the Anti-Christ. Of course, NO mention was made of the HUGE campaign gaff made by Busby who said that illegals could help get her elected. (If anyone can find the video link to that CBS Report, please forward it to me here and I will update this DUFU edition with it for ALL to see.) Therefore the DUmmies went into this special congressional election with high hopes only to be dashed on the Rocks of Reality later as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Busby >> Bilbray race." You can see the comments in DUmmie Real Time (EDT) as the tragic results come in. As usual, the DUmmie hopes soon to be crushed are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, consoling the DUmmies with the fact that they won a meaningless "Moral Victory," is in the [brackets]:

Wed Jun-07-06 01:13 AM... Busby >> Bilbray race

Currently..

Bilbry -- 20,866 - 50.63%
Busby --- 17,693 - 42.94%

57 out of 500 precincts reporting so far.

Go Francine Go!

[Go Francine Go! CBS News has already declared you to be the Moral Victory winner!]

01:25 AM... 66 precincts now in... Bilbry still leads. 21,602 to 18,560

It's still early...

[It's never too early to win a moral victory.]

01:25 AM... 66 out of 100, 50.33 to 43.24 . . .Busby's on the move. . .

[Yeah, that .30% change shows momentum of MASSIVE proportions.]

01:28 AM... She did move more than him that last go around, didn't she?

[Keep hope ALIVE!]

01:32 AM... If the Independent & Libertarian weren't running.. we'd almost be tied.. C'mon Francine.. start moving some more!

[Actually Busby would be further behind but who am I to argue with DUmmie illogic?]

01:33 AM... Bilbray went down while Busby gained. . .

[Keep rubbing those DUmmie prayer beads!]

01:34 AM... 20% counted now, and percentages holding. . .

[What? No more massive .30% momentum shifts?]

01:37 AM... I know... that damn 3,000 vote difference won't budge.. C'mon numbers MOVE in Francine's direction!

[Sorry. Election results are NOT like Ouija boards. The results do NOT go in a certain direction because you want them to.]

01:35 AM... 100 out of 500 now in....

24,786 Bilbry
21,269 Busby

Sheesh..

[WOO! HOO! We're on our way to a MORAL VICTORY!!!]

01:45 AM... Bill Schneider's prediction that the Independent would hurt the Rethug..doesn't seem to be coming true yet.

[That was more Bill Schneider's HOPE in the form of a prediction.]

01:50 AM... 50 44 she's catching up..

[They just counted a bunch of the votes without papers that she requested.]

01:55 AM... Oh man.. I hope that trend continues! ..and she keeps eeking up until she bypasses him!

BRIAN BILBRAY - REP
26637
50.02%

FRANCINE BUSBY - DEM
23461

C'mon Francine!

[Why hold back? I say break out that Freudenschade victory champagne NOW!]

02:18 AM... . Damn!.. she just can't get past that 3k difference.. The difference was 2,973 votes.. now it's 3,300.

[So does that mean the .30% momentum surge for Busby has been overtaken by momentum for the Anti-Christ?]

02:38 AM... 3,278 difference.. Busby only gained 22 votes in last update.. Still.. moved in the right direction..

[A 22 vote gain? WOO! HOO! Time to uncork that victory champagne! Do it! DO IT NOW!!!]

02:52 AM... 46% of votes are now in and here is where we stand....

Precincts: 500
Counted: 232
Percentage: 46.4%

BRIAN BILBRAY - REP
35505
49.67%

FRANCINE BUSBY - DEM
31955
44.70%

Do we have any hope??

[Your chances are excellent for winning a Moral Victory.]

02:56 AM... Bilbray 49.67 -44.7. she's slowly catching up....almost half of the precincts are counted now though, so she'll need to catch up quite a bit soon for her to have a chance.

[BUSBY!!! SLOOOOOOOWLY SHE TURNED, STEP BY STEP...]

03:12 AM... The results remind me of the Jean Schmidt > Paul Hackett Race...

[Another Moral Victory for the Democrats.]

03:21 AM... I was thinking about that for the past hour. Almost posted it but didn't want to jinx a potential Busby comeback. Heavy red districts that we're trying to steal. In November the districts like this will not flip either. That +40 or anything close to that is preposterous. We need to reverse the low to mid GOP-leaning districts, and pick up the +15 seats.

[Heavy red districts that you're trying to steal? I give you credit for HONESTY.]

03:24 AM... Still 49.82% to 44.71% .... it WILL NOT BUDGE!

[NOT EVEN NUDGED!]

03:41 AM... Damn. Now Bilbray is up 4118 votes.

[That Moral Victory champagne is sure going to taste good!]

03:46 AM... It looks like the percentage is getting closer but Bilbray now leads by 4,321 votes which is 203 more than last time.

[You need to send out Karma waves to counteract this trend. Quick! Chant a mantra!]

03:54 AM... Seems to suspicipous that it bounces between 3 and 4k difference.. Regardless of how many votes come in.. Something strange seems to be going on.

[That PROVES it! ELECTION FRAUD!!! Call RFK, Jr. NOW!!!]

03:56 AM... Did that misstatement by Busby hurt her this bad? I thought she would squeak by, but this difference is larger than I would've ever thought. I can only think that the statement she made about illegals not needing papers has cost her the election.

[You wouldn't have known a thing about that "misstatement" if you had been watching the CBS News Ode to Francine last night that came in the laughable form of an "objective" campaign report.]

03:57 AM... Are they using diebold machines?? Sure seems suspicious like you say.

[Bev Harris is only $10 away from proving that Busby was the winner.]

03:58 AM... If this keeps up and he wins, I wonder how the media will spin this tomorrow?

["Democrats jubilant over moral victory in California."]

04:00 AM... I can tell you one thing. I'm sick and tired of "moral" victories. We need to win some of these kinds of seats if we are going to take over the House of Representatives

[And this DUmmie WINS a Moral Victory Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

04:45 AM... It was the immigrant gaffe she made that killed her. Next time, make sure the people you're pandering to can vote.

[Or give the vote to the dead people.]

04:59 AM... Another update

U.S. REPRESENTATIVE 50TH DISTRICT - (RUN-OFF)
Counted: 451 of 500 precincts – 90.2 percent
BRIAN BILBRAY - REP 56016 49.49%
FRANCINE BUSBY - DEM 51202 45.24%

Again it looks like the percentage is tightening but Bilbrays lead is now 4,814. Damn, I think it's over

[It's over? Great! Now we can finally declare our Moral Victory!]

05:03 AM... AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH

I hate coming close!!!! Coming close isn't going to get us in control of Congress. We need to pick up these kind of seats if we're going to win in November. We can't let these opportunities slip by. There just aren't that many competitive seats.

[May I have a sip of your Moral Victory champagne?]

05:13 AM... Your right Larissa, we DO have to remember how RED it is, BUT she has another chance in November, remember this election was for the fill in and hopefully we will get the Indies and the Greens and others to vote in the November for her and Busby just has to keep attacking him while he is in office, PLUS in November more people will be out to vote. I think this looks aweful for the Republicans.

[Of course it looks awful for the Republicans. It's because you just won a MORAL VICTORY! WHEEEEEEEE!!! Break out the Bubbly!]

05:15 AM... Geeze if this looks awful for rethugs I'd hate to see what looks good! We have to start winning these seats!

[KILLJOY!]

05:57 AM.. AP has called the race for Bilbray -

[Now it's official---the Democrats have just won a Moral Victory.]


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To: Blackirish

Oh come on!! Nobody's worse than Will Pitt. Teddy Kennedy can't bloviate like Will.


181 posted on 06/07/2006 11:46:57 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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To: All

Completely off-topic, but might be fun:

An Inconvenient Truth

Former Vice President Al Gore wants to answer your questions in an upcoming video interview about 'An Inconvenient Truth.'

Send in your questions about the film to ask_al_gore@yahoo.com


182 posted on 06/07/2006 11:55:24 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (...[FILL IN ALARMIST AND ARMAGEDDONIST FACTOID HERE]...)
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To: gardencatz; PJ-Comix

Excellent reminder of why we don't trust Dems. It should appear in every thread discussion of elections.

Is there an organized attempt to sabotage DUFU?

Hilarious take on the DU "real time" thread, PJ. You are always in the kill zone.


183 posted on 06/07/2006 11:58:08 AM PDT by Barset
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To: PJ-Comix

Good read. Hilarious.

Only caveat is that I wouldn't get cocky over Bilbray's victory, strategically speaking. The GOP retained a seat it could have lost (and, had that happened, then Yes the MSM would indeed have trumpeted such as a harbinger of Nov. defeat for the GOP). That's all. Doesn't mean the GOP isn't facing plenty of troubles in the next 5 months, so here's hoping for the best -- and for lots more "moral victories" for the DU folks.


184 posted on 06/07/2006 12:42:40 PM PDT by pogo101
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To: Ella Vader; PJ-Comix

Hey newbie, you hijacked PJ's thread.

Nobody's ever hijacked a DUmmie thread for immigration before.

You're the first.

Congratulations.


185 posted on 06/07/2006 2:33:37 PM PDT by stands2reason (You cannot bully or insult conservatives into supporting your guy.)
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To: Ella Vader

You make the mistake in thinking that all conservatives are members of your party. We aren't.


186 posted on 06/07/2006 2:36:59 PM PDT by stands2reason (You cannot bully or insult conservatives into supporting your guy.)
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To: Ella Vader

You started the hatespew.

"That makes exactly two of us apparently, against the mob of mindless 'broken glass Republicans' who are screaming "CRUCIFY HIM!" at the President while waving maps of 'Aztlan'....."


Unless "mob" and "mindless" are now considered polite words...


187 posted on 06/07/2006 2:53:09 PM PDT by stands2reason (You cannot bully or insult conservatives into supporting your guy.)
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To: stands2reason

She can't hear you, stands. Fortunately, she's been given the boot from FR.


188 posted on 06/07/2006 2:59:29 PM PDT by RedRover (And that's a good thing.)
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To: bcsco

Come back, bcsco! We miss you already.


189 posted on 06/07/2006 3:07:50 PM PDT by RedRover (I mean, not "miss you" in a gay way. That was yesterday.)
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To: stands2reason
It got tossed thank goodness.

:leaves small dead flower on grave:

What the heck is wrong with some people?

This is the only DUmmie thread that has not been a chuckle a post.

I need my chuckles!

190 posted on 06/07/2006 3:09:22 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (The bottom 60% does 40% of the work, the top 40% does 60% of the work. Just who are the "workers"?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Just to make everyone jealous, it looks like I have a new hot looking Groupie and DUFU fan:

Six Degrees of Blondness

191 posted on 06/07/2006 3:10:00 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: bcsco

Who is "they"?


192 posted on 06/07/2006 3:13:49 PM PDT by stands2reason (You cannot bully or insult conservatives into supporting your guy.)
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To: Ella Vader
This is America. Speak Bengali.

Iway illway ietray.

193 posted on 06/07/2006 3:16:13 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Bipartisanship is when the Stupid Party and the Evil Party agree to do something that is both stupid)
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To: PJ-Comix

Yee Haa, baby.

And she was linked from Michelle!

Dude -- your harem is very much to be envied!

:)


194 posted on 06/07/2006 3:18:24 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Bipartisanship is when the Stupid Party and the Evil Party agree to do something that is both stupid)
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To: RedRover

Newbie? Try retread.


195 posted on 06/07/2006 3:19:56 PM PDT by stands2reason (You cannot bully or insult conservatives into supporting your guy.)
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To: CAluvdubya

Ella Vader is no more.


196 posted on 06/07/2006 3:20:15 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Bipartisanship is when the Stupid Party and the Evil Party agree to do something that is both stupid)
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To: Ella Vader
Pied Piper Pitt is the self-absorbed Norma Desmond of DUmmieland:


197 posted on 06/07/2006 3:45:15 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: chesley
I apologize for getting side-tracked onto immigration on this thread. I will stop now.

You are forgiven, my son. Now go and sin some more.

198 posted on 06/07/2006 3:51:41 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: KC_Conspirator
It says in the Wikipedia article about his father that they're related to our Prime Minister, William Pitt (both of them).

I can only presume the noble line was corrupted by a pack of howler monkeys at some point.

Regards, Ivan

199 posted on 06/07/2006 3:57:17 PM PDT by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: KC_Conspirator

Freudenschade is the jubulant rejoicing on the part of the DUmmies for an event that FAILS to happen. Examples: Celebrating Kerry's victory before the actual (not exit poll) results were in and popping the corks on the victory champagne when Pied Piper Pitt and TruthOut announced the indictment of Karl Rove.


200 posted on 06/07/2006 4:02:45 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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