Posted on 06/06/2006 5:15:24 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
This morning I woke up with the sudden urge to listen to a Judy Garland album, redecorate my home, and toss out all earth tone clothing that I own. Why? Because according to this DUmmie THREAD, "Today we are ALL Gay." And in my new role I am feeling VERY creative! Maybe I'll even learn to become a figure skater before the day is over. However, I just simply MUST do Britney Spears' hair! Girl, I don't know where your hair is done but at Le DUFU Salon we would FIRE any hairdresser who allowed a customer to walk out the door wearing that travesty. Oh, and how do you like my new Pink Triangle? Yes, everybody today MUST wear one or fear being labeled a vicious bigot according to this other DUmmie THREAD titled, "Because Hatred Is Not a DU Family Value, I Ask You To Join Me...In changing your avatar for 5 days to a GLBT avatar." So let us now watch the DUmmies turn Gay in deep Bolshevik Pink which you ONLY THINK looks like red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, now confessing that in the privacy of his own home he dresses in men's underwear, is in the [brackets]:
Today we are ALL Gay
[I'm already on my way to Fire Island!]
in all the meanings the word actually has. In particular we stand shoulder to shoulder with ALL gays (even those who are closeted)
[Even with Tom Cruise?]
Today, (and until this bill dies) I'm GAY!! Then I go back to men.
[Amendment! That's Marriage Protection Amendment. However, I'm confused. If you are gay today then why would you go BACK to men when the "bill" dies? Isn't it the other way around?]
I've got an idea-- How about a campaign in which those who support gays' rights to marry agree that, whenever they're in public with one or more friends or relatives of the same sex, they'll hold hands!
[And skip! Don't forget about skipping down the street while holding hands.]
COOL! .... I've always felt that I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body because even if I was a woman, I just can't see no big ol' sweaty man on top of me!
[You had me fooled! All this time i thought you were a transvestite trapped in the body of a transexual.]
Be gay every day!
[In every little creative way!]
And, Once Again...TRANSGENDER Is Completely Forgotten About!!!
[So you are saying that this whole "Today we are ALL Gay" deal is a bigoted concept because it leaves out the transgendered?]
I have f*cking HAD IT with gay this gay that, gay this, gay that...ALWAYS THEY GET THEIR RIGHTS...AND WE GET SCREWED!! I'm just f*cking sick of it...I'm so goddamned mad I want to scream and hit things!!
[Just don't break my oh so precious porcelain set you brutal but ignored transgendered person.]
I Stand with gays... I feel for you, Even though I am straight and live in one of the most homophobic areas in the US. I hope Bush's Homophobe agenda falls on its own putrid face!
[You're straight? The lady doth protest too much, methinks.]
We're here, We're Queer, We've come to drink your beer!
[And Will has a lot of beer for you if you can tolerate his overlong Norma Desmond routine.]
Don'tcha know that that is one of the 'perks' of being gay? You can feel up on women all you want and not get smacked. My gay guy friends are that way all the time. Half the men I know want to be gay when we all hang out together.
Relatives? So now they're supporting gay incest, too?
Ah, benburch, that is you, isn't it?
Steve numbers, is that you? No wonder you can't get a second date.
Lil' Beaver is not appropriate on We're All Gay Day! Hey wait, maybe it is....oh, I'm so confused!!!
It's funny, last night for about 20 minutes I got this sudden craving for a wine spritzer.
"Ich bin ein Buggerer"
Miller: John Wayne was a fag.
All: The hell he was.
Miller: He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.
...Repo Man.
Nor can I, can't use a Mac either, guess I'll never make it...........
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Will Pitt has Barney Frank's back:
Well, of course not, ben, not from that angle!
Since I'm supposed to be GAY today, I'll forgo my usual Rush Limbaugh listening and pop a CD of show tunes into my computer. My coworkers will appreciate my thoughtfulness.
Queerest... thread ... ever!
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