Posted on 06/06/2006 5:15:24 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
This morning I woke up with the sudden urge to listen to a Judy Garland album, redecorate my home, and toss out all earth tone clothing that I own. Why? Because according to this DUmmie THREAD, "Today we are ALL Gay." And in my new role I am feeling VERY creative! Maybe I'll even learn to become a figure skater before the day is over. However, I just simply MUST do Britney Spears' hair! Girl, I don't know where your hair is done but at Le DUFU Salon we would FIRE any hairdresser who allowed a customer to walk out the door wearing that travesty. Oh, and how do you like my new Pink Triangle? Yes, everybody today MUST wear one or fear being labeled a vicious bigot according to this other DUmmie THREAD titled, "Because Hatred Is Not a DU Family Value, I Ask You To Join Me...In changing your avatar for 5 days to a GLBT avatar." So let us now watch the DUmmies turn Gay in deep Bolshevik Pink which you ONLY THINK looks like red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, now confessing that in the privacy of his own home he dresses in men's underwear, is in the [brackets]:
Today we are ALL Gay
[I'm already on my way to Fire Island!]
in all the meanings the word actually has. In particular we stand shoulder to shoulder with ALL gays (even those who are closeted)
[Even with Tom Cruise?]
Today, (and until this bill dies) I'm GAY!! Then I go back to men.
[Amendment! That's Marriage Protection Amendment. However, I'm confused. If you are gay today then why would you go BACK to men when the "bill" dies? Isn't it the other way around?]
I've got an idea-- How about a campaign in which those who support gays' rights to marry agree that, whenever they're in public with one or more friends or relatives of the same sex, they'll hold hands!
[And skip! Don't forget about skipping down the street while holding hands.]
COOL! .... I've always felt that I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body because even if I was a woman, I just can't see no big ol' sweaty man on top of me!
[You had me fooled! All this time i thought you were a transvestite trapped in the body of a transexual.]
Be gay every day!
[In every little creative way!]
And, Once Again...TRANSGENDER Is Completely Forgotten About!!!
[So you are saying that this whole "Today we are ALL Gay" deal is a bigoted concept because it leaves out the transgendered?]
I have f*cking HAD IT with gay this gay that, gay this, gay that...ALWAYS THEY GET THEIR RIGHTS...AND WE GET SCREWED!! I'm just f*cking sick of it...I'm so goddamned mad I want to scream and hit things!!
[Just don't break my oh so precious porcelain set you brutal but ignored transgendered person.]
I Stand with gays... I feel for you, Even though I am straight and live in one of the most homophobic areas in the US. I hope Bush's Homophobe agenda falls on its own putrid face!
[You're straight? The lady doth protest too much, methinks.]
We're here, We're Queer, We've come to drink your beer!
[And Will has a lot of beer for you if you can tolerate his overlong Norma Desmond routine.]
It's strange but SUDDENLY I have a detailed knowledge about the different brands of women's shoes!
LOL! Now we know what happened to the Red Guards in China.
I thought people couldn't choose to be gay. Guess lies in the agenda are exposed every day.
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LOL! I was just now dressing to go out for the day and noticed that my black T-Shirt says "The Ruby" in front and "IDRINKRUBY.COM" on the back. Florida citrus folks were giving it away years ago (website no longer works) but suddenly that shirt has a whole NEW connotation to it. Aw! The HELL with it. I'm WEARING that shirt today because today we are ALL...you know the rest.
Now I know why I woke up this morning feeling a little wane.
Now, I'm just getting more and more behind.
The chant was:
We're Here, We're Not Queer, But We're Close
I never knew any of this about her. She's one of my favorite singers. Sheesh. I won't stop listening to her music, though.
"Today, (and until this bill dies) I'm GAY!!"
So they are still gay. If the bill doesn't die, maybe they'll be stuck that way.
Motto: "Doing our part to see that there IS a next generation..."
They continue to indoctrinate new generations of followers in schools and through corporate "diversity training" re-education programs.
Today actually would be one of the VERY rare occasions where it would be appropriate to post that photo of Wee Willie Pitt planting the air-kiss on his fellow boy-DUmmie. I know somebody around here has it. . . .
A BLT with Grey Poupon?
Uh, actually "Breakback Mountain" (or whatever; I don't watch movies) is about a couple of sheepherders, not two cowboys.
Cowboys got better things to do with their time.
Translation: "I can't rule the world so screw everybody." What a god complex the socialist utopians have.
Somehow I doubt that this is the preferred position.
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