Posted on 05/26/2006 3:27:44 PM PDT by John Semmens
The Senate has voted to require citizens to board illegal aliens in private homes. The legislation, introduced by Senator Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.), is modeled on the troop boarding practices employed in Boston during the 1770s.
"Two problems faced by these immigrants are homelessness and racism," said Kennedy. "This bill will fix both."
Under the plan, the Dept of Housing and Urban Development would compile a database of U.S. housing including square footage, number of inhabitants and location. Illegal aliens would be assigned to homes where the square footage per inhabitant exceeds the national average by 20 percent or more.
"Instead of roaming the streets or crowding into ghetto apartments, immigrants would enjoy a secure roof over their heads," said Kennedy. "They'd be clean, well-rested and more readily employable. They could also use the address when registering to vote."
Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev.) called Kennedy's bill "mind-boggling." "Senator Kennedy and the 49 other senators who voted for his bill want to grant special privileges to lawbreakers," said Ensign. "This goes beyond amnesty to insanity."
Kennedy dismissed critics as "racists." "We are a wealthy country," said Kennedy. "Many Americans have a surplus of living space. Sharing that space with our brown brothers from Mexico would be both humane and enlightening. Bringing people together like this bill would do helps promote understanding and tolerance. Segregating immigrants in Latino ghettos is racist."
Kennedy said he was inspired to do this so that "whatever happened to 'Little Billy' wouldn't happen to 'Little Pedro.'"
(Excerpt) Read more at azconservative.org ...
Let's just hope they don't plan to stick them into private homes against the owners will.
...why isn't there a Scrappleface link?!
Are you sure this is not from the onion?
Believe it or not, there is no law against parody from sources other than Scrappleface and the Onion.
gotta be a joke....
( ? )
Joke.
not to worry, Kennedy is working on a bill for that, too.
John? I have someone seriously ready to do a media blitz is this real?
Lets not be giving the libs in the Senate any ideas.
There was a senator interviewed a few weeks ago who said when others don't have a good plan or cannot explain their unreasonable behavior they call others names like RACIST!!!
He explained that since he has not gone along with the pro amnesty crowd he has been called every name in the book which he has laminated and put in his desk drawer to remind him what he is up against.
Why oh why do we continue to have to listen to Teddy Kennedy & John McCain??
Since the government is now so smart about housing people perhaps they can put them in the never used Katrina trailers that they spent millions of dollars on that are sitting in Arkansas somewhere empty. BTW, somewhere in that area FEMA has been flying in their folks for weapon training! Makes you wonder why doesn't it?
Sorry, just an unfamiliar site.
Did ya get an answer? I looked at the authors other stuff. It all looks legit...
Ah yes he mailed me it is satire
Kennedy is scum.
Very revealing when somthing that nuts is hard to tell from real...
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