DUmmie FUnnies 05-22-06 ("Did Gonzales Kill Fitz's Rove Indictments?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 22, 2006 | Kossacks and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Technically these are KOSsacks.

[Politicalities]

Well, these particular loons are KOSsacks. But the brush carries plenty enough tar for the DUmmies as well.

[Charles Henrickson]

I believe certain members of the Press have just about had it with Gonzales' shit.

I believe certain members of the DUnghill have just about had it with W(K)R(A)P's sh*t.

W(K)R(A)P in Sh*tsonutty.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Let's just say you were 100-business-percent correct.

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm kind of stalling for time here...

It scared the living shit out of me.

I sense a theme emerging.

[Condor51]

Holy molly, what a bunch of wacko's

For the last hour or so, I've been Googleing some of the main players in Hoaxmas and following the links - YIKES - these people are certifiably i-n-s-a-n-e! And this Wayne Madsen nut seems to be the worst of the crazies.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Sounds like this couldbe a real catastrophe for the DUmmies. It could be severe enough to make them all catatonic.

[E Rocc]

From the Post article:

The cat's medical tests, Luskin says, found that "the stools were free of harmful parasites, which is more than I can say for this case."

Epic. Rack that alllll over the place.

-Eric

[beans36]

"Suppose you were firmly convinced that the government of the United States deliberately engineered the events of 9/11. Suppose you believed that that same government purposely lied to provoke a war. The DUmmies believe all of this and worse. What would you do?"

The revolution will be fought with a keyboard from mommy's basement.

[Mr. Silverback]

Top 75! Still quick on the draw, like Gene Wilder in the first reel of Blazing Saddles.

[steve-b]

Jason Leopold has stated that he will now try to disprove Luskin's alibi by calling every vet in a 20 mile radius of Washington, D.C.

If his current vet gives out information to any goofball who calls, I'd advise Luskin to take his cat's stools elsewhere in future.

[imskylark]

"Sounds like this couldbe a real catastrophe for the DUmmies. It could be severe enough to make them all catatonic."

*snicker*

[bcsco]

" Swish!"

Yeah! Also, not much of a bio to hang a journalism reputation on.

[epow]

"Did Gonzales Kill Fitz's Rove Indictments?"

If there is an indictment in this case Gonzales or someone should kill it. This politically motivated fishing expedition tactic of investigating hated conservatives such as Rove and Delay for acts that are NOT CRIMES to begin with, and then indicting them on perjury charges claiming they lied to the investigators about a NON-CRIMINAL matter is despicable and way beyond unconstitutional IMHO.

Sorry for ranting. I know this is humor thread, but this issue makes my blood boil.

[Charles Henrickson]

Sounds like this could be a real catastrophe for the DUmmies. It could be severe enough to make them all catatonic.

They're feline down in the DUmps. Even so, they still believe Rove is guilty of a feliney.

[finnman69]

No surprise Howard Kurtz reports reporters are annoyed they have to deal w/ these LW moonbat liars.

[KJC1]

If his current vet gives out information to any goofball who calls, I'd advise Luskin to take his cat's stools elsewhere in future.

It really is pathetic. As if Luskin owes ANYBODY an explanation about where he was on Friday! Sheesh. They are acting like he must provide an "alibi" when he isn't being accused of any wrongdoing. Leopold already looked like a kook, and hounding veterinarians for info on a private citizen (and his poor cat) just compounds that.

[Charles Henrickson]

Jason Leopold may have been right after all.

Can a Leopold change his spots?

Or his cat stool?

Jason "The Big Cat" Leopold and His Big Cat Stool.

[freedumb2003]

Top 100?

[bcsco]

"No surprise Howard Kurtz reports reporters are annoyed they have to deal w/ these LW moonbat liars."

...Which to some degree amazes me. Leopold/Pitt/Ash are bottom feeders. Why does the MSM feel they have to waste time on this to begin with? The only answer I come up with is that they WANT it to bet true so any reference, regardless of where it comes from, must be checked out.

If the desire wasn't there, I doubt they'd be wasting their time. For that reason I see this as a very telling article about the MSM.