DUmmie FUnnies 05-19-06 (TruthOut Issues Non-Apology "Apology" For Hoaxmas)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 19, 2006 | Marc Ash, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

PRIMO opportunity to get the DUmmie FUnnies mentioned in the WAPO!

Hopefully Kurtz will run across the DUFUs but I can't be sure of that.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Latest Idiot Liberal Theory, re: "Lack of Fitzmas": Daily Kos paranoids now openly convinced that Robe was, in fact, indicted... but that Gonzales secretly KILLED said indictment(s)!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! :)

[imskylark]

LOL!!!!

I think you just gave PJ tomorrow's DUFUs.

[Lx]

Bump for later

[franksolich]

[dirtbiker]

Now, for the important stuff: Where's Pitt? I miss Pitt....

I heard that his village called: their idiot was missing......

[Blackirish]

I love a shot at lala_rawraw AKA Larisa Alexandrovna.

A hot Russian, commie babe who just drones on and on. She makes a 6:00AM jack hammer sound like a lullaby......reading one her screeds is impossible.

If Willie goes into hiding I nominate lala to take his place as the most boring ,long winded, self important DUummie.

[CAluvdubya]

The Bostonian Idiot (under his real name) has now been "paged" in places such as a Wal-Mart near Richmond, Virginia, O'Hare International Airport in Chicago, Illinois, a Village Inn in Denver, Colorado, O'Rourke's Bar in Lincoln, Nebraska, a Shopko near Detroit, Michigan, the state office building in Des Moines, Iowa; and so on and on.

This is way too funny, frank! I scared the cat that was in my lap!

[franksolich]

Well, the Bostonian Idiot was paged in a Home Depot in Phoenix, Arizona, last night (Sunday evening).

He wasn't there either.

[franksolich]

I just checked at 7:30 a.m. (Central Time), and the link to the truthout partial-birth apology still does not work; apparently the "traffic" must be overwhelming them?

[nina0113]

It's hilarious that the OutofTruth readers think there's some meaning in the fact that news crews were hanging out outside Patton Boggs.

I used to work around the corner from Monica Lewinsky's lawyers, and the news crews were there ALL SUMMER (what year was that again?). The reporters were sitting in lawnchairs with beach umbrellas clipped to them, wearing t-shirts and shorts, with their real shirts, ties & jackets on hangers just in case something broke & they had to go on the air, drinking sodas out of coolers & goofing off all day. I was so jealous.

[franksolich]

Here's part of the Washington Post story.

Link to come on my next comment.

Rove "Scoop" Remains Exclusive

By Howard Kurtz
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, May 22, 2006; 7:42 AM

Robert Luskin, Karl Rove's lawyer, says he spent most of the day on May 12 taking his cat to the veterinarian and having a technician fix his computer at home.

He was stunned, therefore, when journalists started calling to ask about an online report that he had spent half the day at his law office, negotiating with Patrick Fitzgerald -- and that the special prosecutor had secretly obtained an indictment of Rove.

The cat's medical tests, Luskin says, found that "the stools were free of harmful parasites, which is more than I can say for this case.".....

[franksolich]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/blog/2006/05/22/BL2006052200323_pf.html

[nina0113]

This could be ANOTHER Rovian scandal, perhaps the biggest of all:

Robert Luskin, Karl Rove's lawyer, says he spent most of the day on May 12 ... having a technician fix his computer at home.

Did Luskin abuse his law firm's IT department by having one of their techs come do it on firm time, or did he hire his own? And did he bill those hours? To whom?

[franksolich]

I'm sure the DUmmies will try to spin something that way, to make something of it.

DUmmies are desperate.

[Purrcival]

Sorry, but DUmmie "symbolman" (a.k.a. Michael Stinson), the founder of http://www.takebackthemedia.com, has NEVER been OK with me. He's about as moonbatty as they come. His site was launched in a failed effort to get so-called "hate radio" off the air, urging readers to threaten sponsors with boycotts if they continued to sponsor shows like Rush Limbaugh, etc. They were especially aiming for Rush. Stinson also does Flash videos. I believe at least one of them compared Bush to Hitler.

[Purrcival]

Is it possible that "HereSince1628" is referring to reincarnation, not ancestry?

[steve-b]

Now we probably have to start worrying about an embittered Pitt and/or Leopold turning towards careers in costumed super-villainy

Has any comic book character ever dressed up in a costume quite as silly as Pitt's "Midnight Cowboy" suit?

[Bacon Man]

That's great stuff! Please add me to the list.