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DUmmie FUnnies 03-31-06 (" I am so sick of him")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 31, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/31/2006 5:35:39 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The melodramatic anti-Bush rant is a staple of DUmmie entertainment. The more histrionics involved in the rant, the more the humor value. Therefore this DUmmie THREAD titled, "I am so sick of him," ranks right up there in delivering the laughs. Yes, woe after woe in DUmmie donsu's miserable life is attributed to the mere existence of George W. Bush. Added to the fun here is the DUmmie chorus who chime in with similar woes all blamed, of course, on Bush. So let us view the DUmmies made miserable by Bush in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who is blaming a shaving cut on Chester A. Arthur, is in the [brackets]:

Subject: I am so sick of him

[So do you suffer from B.I.T.S. or PEST or both?]

I am so sick of him. So utterly, completely, sick of him. Mentally, psychologically, spiritually and yes, physically, sick of him. So sick of him that every morning when my homepage opens up to BuzzFlash and the first thing I see is those beady, evil eyes, I have to quickly scroll down the page so I don't have to look at him. So sick of him that the sound of that petulant, whiny, defensive, ignorant voice creates a visceral, immediate reaction and I have to change the radio station. So utterly disgusted by him that three years ago I gave away my television in order to cut down on the number of intrusions per day by news media talking about him him him him him.

[Just the fact that Bush even exists causes you to soil your diaper daily.]

I am sick to death of the lies. A constant, daily barrage of lies that never ceases to amaze me with its blatant, arrogant confidence that yes, here is a lie, folks, and I just dare you to call me on it. And guess what? NO ONE dares. Not one single Democrat, Progressive, or conservative politician has dared to stand up and say, "You are a liar. A murderous liar. And we will not stand for your lies another minute." Only Cindy Sheehan has dared to call him a liar and ask for the truth. For which she has been vilified, and has, of course, received no answer.

[Oh how you yearn for the days of the ALWAYS TRUTHFUL Bill Clinton.]

The murder, the slaughter, the explosions, the maiming, the blood enrage me, the absolute horror of a so-called war brought about by the mere whim of this empty shell of a human being of him. How sick, how tired, how hopelessly futile is my inability to do anything to stop this nightmare. How sick I am of feeling this rage. I am so sick of him!

[You are less than a piece of Cosmic laundry lint in the vast Navel of Existence. Give up, NOW!!!][

I am psychologically affected by my worry about the future that awaits my child. I am tired of waking up in the middle of the night after dreams of Armageddon brought about by a cackling sociopath who prays for the 'honor' of bringing about the End Times that he believes is his destiny.

[You have nightly dreams of Armageddon and yet you attack Bush for being a cackling sociopath?]

I am shocked by my rage. I am a peaceful person. I am a lover. A mother. A sister. A good friend. I volunteer. I raise money for those less fortunate. But I hate him. Yes I do. I hate his guts and everything he says and does. I have never hated anyone in my life. But I do hate him. And for those who say they don't hate the man but hate his actions, I say, I hate the man and I hate his actions, because they are one and the same. You are what you do. And he is Hitler reincarnated. He is a mass murderer. He is an empty shell, void of humanity. And he deserves to be hated, and I do hate him. And I do not have a problem with that.

[Hold on to your insane rage. It is providing the NORMAL people with lots of comedic entertainment.]

I feel hopeless and powerless. Each day I talk myself into working so hard to make my living, and most of all, working so hard to show my child that Life is Beautiful and we should be grateful, because we do have so much. We are healthy, we have a nice place to live and good food to eat and people who love us. And we have each other.

[Let's see... You are healthy, have a nice place to live, eating good food, and surrounded by people who love you. But you DAMN Bush for making you miserable...in your mind. Are you also haunted by leperchauns?]

But when I see God's beautiful planet being destroyed by this stupid, stupid man-boy, this swaggering bully without one ounce of conscience or Love of Life, I am so afraid for the future and for my child. And I am so tired of that fear.

[The frightening thing here is that YOU are the one hard-wiring your kid's mind with your BIZARRE outlook on life.]

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." Well, fear is here. Brought to you by him, and him alone. His cult of personality has set the entire world against us, and we have good reason to fear.

[Speaking of cult of personality...Are you sure this rant isn't directed at Li'l Kim of North Korea?]

I am so sick of him.

[Yeah, I think we get that point by now.]

A BuzzFlash Reader

[NewzFlash! Your Divorce from Reality has gone been accomplished. And now to read similar histrionics from your fellow DUmmies...]

It is tragic that our country has a president that evokes these feelings.

[Somebody is psychopathic and it is somehow Bush's fault!!!]

Not only the country, but the world. And possibly an undiscovered planet or two.

[It is BUSH'S FAULT not only here but on other planets and out into the rest of the galaxy as well.]

I could have written that and not have changed a single word.

[In that case, you get to share the Rubber Room with DUmmie donsu.]

I somehow feel better just knowing people feel the same way, not much better, but anything helps at this point. I too am worried sick about my kids and what Bushworld has in store for them.

[I feel so much better knowing that there are other people as mentally disturbed as I am.]

Many of us think he is complicit in 911 and that the last three elections have been corrupt. Yes I know, hard to believe. I'd hate him without those two suspicions though. In the 90's I thought things were going relatively well. George W. was like a baseball bat to my face.

[Stand by for your daily whack in the face with the George W. Slugger Special.]

I'm talking FEELINGS--why are so many of you hating Bush so much it's virtually ruining your life, your peace of mind, your kindness toward strangers, or anyone you think veers even slightly toward the right? Most of you are not unkind people--not at all! But I see so much unkindness here! I'd NEVER let a president do that to me!

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

You see, that is the thing that makes Democrats different than the GOP. We happen to think beyond ourselves, our lives, and our country -- beyond our own self interest to see how our actions and our government's actions impact others. We feel the injustice, we feel the pain, and we feel the horror.

[Uh-Oh! Your Smug Cloud is about to collide with the George Clooney Smug Cloud.]

I have never felt hatred or anger like I feel towards little lord pissy pants. I can't stand to look at him, I can't stand to listen to him, and I am sick of being lied to by this piece of shit.

[Shall we increase your Lithium dosage?]

Instead of all the sackcloth & ashes make sure the next election sees a democratic nominee who can actually win more than 16 states. This party needs a reality check.

[Karl Rove says you really need to send a check to Hillary.]

I wonder if we could file a class action suit against him for emotional distress???

[A case destined to be LAUGHED out of court...except for the Ninth Circuit Court.]

Bush is GOING DOWN!! He may well face the death penalty and his families dynasty will go down in history as the cause of near extinction of the human specie.

[Thank you for that piece of fecie.]

I'm getting sicker by the day of all this bushit. I'm waiting for more people to wake the f*ck up. Just seething right now.

[Seeth away until you EXPLODE!!!]


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To: BamaAndy
I guess the millions of freed Iraqis don't mean anything.

No, they don't because it was George Bush and the American fighting men and women who liberated them.

41 posted on 03/31/2006 6:25:02 AM PST by franksolich (the Head Warden "Skinner"'s alter ego)
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To: Smedley

If I were Dubya, I would resign on January 13th, 2009, just to watch the Left go nuts from hearing "President Cheney."


42 posted on 03/31/2006 6:25:56 AM PST by Mr. Silverback ("I was in such a hurry to climb that tree, I punched a squirrel.")
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To: franksolich
I think your assessment is correct.

The landslide of 1984 is the one better remembered, and people have the tendency to forget about the massive landslide of 1980, which is when all this unnecessary political animosity started.

I think people remember the '84 landslide so well simply because Mondale only won one state. Of course, winning six states, which Carter did in the prior election, is only slightly less pitiful.

43 posted on 03/31/2006 6:39:24 AM PST by Mr. Silverback ("I was in such a hurry to climb that tree, I punched a squirrel.")
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To: PJ-Comix
"Hatred is the basis of communism."

-- V.I. Lenin

44 posted on 03/31/2006 6:46:20 AM PST by Interesting Times (ABCNNBCBS -- yesterday's news.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It was fun to read that rant of defeat.

It would be amazing if we could get Ahmadinejad to this state of mind.

BTW, he can be emailed apparently:Presidency of the Islamic Republic of Iran

45 posted on 03/31/2006 6:54:02 AM PST by balk (Vive le Canada libre... des Libereaux)
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To: .cnI redruM
But only in content, rather than tone or rationality.

I'd hate to be Dubya when the Congress sends him the inevitable pile of crap this bill will be. I know we can't deport 12 million people, but if any of these guys think these illegals are going to pony up two grnd and then move back to Mexico, they are smoking some very good dope.

46 posted on 03/31/2006 6:58:36 AM PST by Mr. Silverback ("I was in such a hurry to climb that tree, I punched a squirrel.")
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To: Mr. Silverback
So what then should be in a good, valid piece of immigration legislation? The fence is long overdue and the GOP House didn't legislate to build enough of it. What then is the solution for those already here?

Go after employers? All fun and games until we get the economic backlash. A lot of US companies are subsidizing the artificially high cost of American labor in their shops by using service contractors sub rosa that they know full well are hiring illegals. Pass that cost back to American industry and they will predictably cut the payrolls and shut more plants to meet the expense.
47 posted on 03/31/2006 7:13:11 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Watching the Left turn on Senator McCain amuses me somehow....)
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To: franksolich
>>The hate started with Reagan.

>>Why?

Because Reagan, unlike Nixon and Eisenhower, was unapologetically and utterly disinterested in anything they had to say. he completely disrespected their ideas and considered them to be unmitigated failures.

I empathize with Reagan on this. It's hard to think of Jimmy Carter as anything other than an asinine raging Charlie Foxtrot. However, I think he Reagan hatred had to do with the extent to which the man embodied everything the left was not.
48 posted on 03/31/2006 7:18:03 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Watching the Left turn on Senator McCain amuses me somehow....)
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To: PJ-Comix
Not only the country, but the world. And possibly an undiscovered planet or two.

Classic. The alien's hatred of humanity and desire to add Earth to their celestial empire began on January 21, 2001.
49 posted on 03/31/2006 7:26:28 AM PST by Cyclopean Squid (History is a work in progress)
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To: .cnI redruM
Because Reagan, unlike Nixon and Eisenhower, was unapologetically and utterly disinterested in anything they had to say. he completely disrespected their ideas and considered them to be unmitigated failures.

That, too; the conventional academic left was so used to having presidents pay attention to them, and here comes this guy who understands how marginal they are.

The academic left really really really wanted Reagan to look to them for approval.....so they could have the pleasure of denying it.

Well, they got no pleasure.

50 posted on 03/31/2006 7:26:32 AM PST by franksolich (the Head Warden "Skinner"'s alter ego)
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To: PJ-Comix

The murder, the slaughter, the explosions, the maiming, the blood enrage me, the absolute horror of a so-called war brought about by the mere whim of this empty shell of a human being of him. How sick, how tired, how hopelessly futile is my inability to do anything to stop this nightmare. How sick I am of feeling this rage. I am so sick of him!

If you really believe the war was brought about only by the mere whim of one individual you have no concept of how our government works. Regardless of your feelings the facts are Bush is not an omnipotent dictator and we have a checks/balances form of government. Your beloved Dem's gave President Bush the authorization to go to war. He couldn't have done it without that.

I am shocked by my rage. I am a peaceful person. I am a lover. A mother. A sister. A good friend. I volunteer. I raise money for those less fortunate. But I hate him. Yes I do. I hate his guts and everything he says and does. I have never hated anyone in my life. But I do hate him. And for those who say they don't hate the man but hate his actions, I say, I hate the man and I hate his actions, because they are one and the same. You are what you do. And he is Hitler reincarnated. He is a mass murderer. He is an empty shell, void of humanity. And he deserves to be hated, and I do hate him. And I do not have a problem with that.

President Bush is not a mass murderer. Nor is he Hitler reincarnated. You see, if this statement were true, people like Reid, Pelosi, Franken, Moore, etc. would be among the 'disappeared' and more likely dead. Even you would be among the missing because open dissent wasn't allowed in Nazi Germany. Where are the ovens?

I feel hopeless and powerless. Each day I talk myself into working so hard to make my living, and most of all, working so hard to show my child that Life is Beautiful and we should be grateful, because we do have so much. We are healthy, we have a nice place to live and good food to eat and people who love us. And we have each other. 

Honey, you really need to step away from the computer, away from the television and away from politics. You need to realize you have worked yourself up into such a frenzy of hate you are poisoning everything in your life. You alone are responsible for your feelings. President Bush can't make you feel anything unless you allow it.

You have so much to be grateful for. You live in a country that allows you free speech, freedom to go where you want, freedom to pursue your dreams, freedom to disagree with your government and so much more. There are so many other countries you could have been born into where you would have no freedom, no hope and a life full of true misery.

But when I see God's beautiful planet being destroyed by this stupid, stupid man-boy, this swaggering bully without one ounce of conscience or Love of Life, I am so afraid for the future and for my child. And I am so tired of that fear.

I don't know what planet you're living on but it's painfully obvious to me it isn't the same one I inhabit. For that I'm eternally grateful!


51 posted on 03/31/2006 7:27:27 AM PST by Sally'sConcerns (Native Texan, now in SW Ok.)
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To: PJ-Comix
And guess what? NO ONE dares. Not one single Democrat, Progressive, or conservative politician has dared to stand up and say, "You are a liar.

Hmmmm, let me think here, either EVERYONE in any position of power is "in on it", or, well, maybe this DUmmie might possibly be, uh, _wrong_... lemme think about it here..

Methinks that there is one re-education camp these DUmmies could use... "Occams School of fine Cutlery".

52 posted on 03/31/2006 7:35:05 AM PST by Paradox (".. and remove all doubt.")
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To: PJ-Comix

That thread is a cry for help


53 posted on 03/31/2006 7:39:16 AM PST by Vision ("There are no limits to growth because there are no limits of human intelligence" Ronald Reagan)
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To: PJ-Comix
"You see, that is the thing that makes Democrats different than the GOP. We happen to think beyond ourselves, our lives, and our country -- beyond our own self interest to see how our actions and our government's actions impact others. We feel the injustice, we feel the pain, and we feel the horror."

Pause here while the DUmmy eagerly smells his own farts...

54 posted on 03/31/2006 7:44:45 AM PST by Exeter (If Life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons!)
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To: franksolich
From surveying old magazines circa 1890-1990,

Frank, I recently read a Biography of the original GW, Washington that is. Back in his day, members of his own cabinet were stabbing his back and calling him "King George", accusing him of all sorts of nefarious things. It was as good and nasty as ever.

Funny, the same thing happened to Lincoln, who may well have been the most hated President of his time...

A whole lotta folks didn't much appreciate FDR either, hmmmm...

Then there was Teddy Roosevelt...

If the man keeps this up, I think they'll have to Rush more to start clearing away space on a certain mountainside..

55 posted on 03/31/2006 7:44:49 AM PST by Paradox (".. and remove all doubt.")
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To: PJ-Comix
Anyone reading the comments from the lunatics at DU, must acknowledge the success of the DNC, CNN, Reuters, AP, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, ABC and the leftist Educrats in dumbing down America to the point where a Civil War could easily be ignited by these leftist lunatics.....

Any "Right Thinking" American that is not armed, and trained to use them - is acting recklessly...

This Republic and our Freedom, didn't come with a free lifetime Warranty.....
From time to time, premiums in blood are required...


Semper Fi
56 posted on 03/31/2006 8:07:42 AM PST by river rat (You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: airborne
I've been "sounding the alarm" on this "3rd term for Bushitler" on blogs in the (ultra-lefty) Seattle area.

Makes 'em crazy!
57 posted on 03/31/2006 8:16:33 AM PST by rockrr (Never argue with a man who buys ammo in bulk...)
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To: Mr. Silverback; PJ-Comix

I think they are physically attracted to President Bush. The rage they talk about is definitely the rage of the sexually frustrated/repressed/bored/unsatisfied.

W is the object of their sexual fantasies; they go into long, masturbatory rants expressing their longing for him, just for him to appear suddenly in the midst of their dry, sexless lives, wearing his flight suit, or better yet, in a t-shirt wet with sweat after a morning of brush cutting at the ranch. Of course, they have to cover it up, which explains their frenzy.

Wait a minute, this is my fantasy...well, without the rage. Whoops.


58 posted on 03/31/2006 8:18:00 AM PST by Barset
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To: PJ-Comix
I am tired of waking up in the middle of the night after dreams of Armageddon brought about by a cackling sociopath who prays for the 'honor' of bringing about the End Times that he believes is his destiny.

Didn't your mother tell you not to sit thru multiple viewings of "V For Vendetta?"

59 posted on 03/31/2006 8:22:38 AM PST by NRA1995 (Let's all leave the US and return as undocumented immigrants)
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To: Barset
I think they are physically attracted to President Bush. The rage they talk about is definitely the rage of the sexually frustrated/repressed/bored/unsatisfied.

W is the object of their sexual fantasies; they go into long, masturbatory rants expressing their longing for him, just for him to appear suddenly in the midst of their dry, sexless lives, wearing his flight suit, or better yet, in a t-shirt wet with sweat after a morning of brush cutting at the ranch.

Of course, they have to cover it up, which explains their frenzy.

You know, you just said what I have always wanted to say.....but did not have the uninhibition to say so.

60 posted on 03/31/2006 8:27:30 AM PST by franksolich (the Head Warden "Skinner"'s alter ego)
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