DUmmie FUnnies 03-02-06 ("I just got home from Iraq....")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 2, 2006 | Truthful Marine, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Old Sarge]

Illbedamn, boy! Welcome Home! I didn't see your 'secret identity' until I got downthread.

I'm still here in Ramadi for a few - Howdy, "neighbor!"

[skimask]

Impersonating a Marine is forgivable...Impersonating a DUer is a mortal sin punishable with 5000 Stations of the Cross and 5000 Rosary's.

[Old Sarge]

Ah, color me guilty of reading your post wrong, as well...

[beckysueb]

Way too many folks (and virtually all liberals) think the military is full of idiots. That prejudice is applied double against the Marine Corps.

Those people in DU are not fit for SLP to wipe his boots on.

[Mr. Silverback]

How in the world could you be a REMF if you're taking rockets, Sarge?

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

these people are sick. they need to be institutionalized for their own protection and the protection of the world at large.

[Mr. Silverback]

Those people in DU are not fit for SLP to wipe his boots on.

Dang straight.

[Sally'sConcerns]

Welcome back! I'm glad you came home safe and sound.

I'd wondered where you were since I hadn't seen any threads about ongoing commumications with your friends in Nigeria. I've missed your posts.

I saw the thread over at CU and at the time they were speculating whether you were a mole or not. Did you post over at CU to let them know it was you?

Again, welcome back and thank you for your service.

[Old Sarge]

The answer is this:

Most people think that "REAL soldiers" are only the trigger pullers and door-kickers, and SOF/Ranger/Delta/Marines. And that any other guy in uniform is wasting oxygen.

But the Fobbits? We just sit here behind the wire. We have showers and A/C. We have food in a mess hall. We do shift work, then we retire to our bunks. We even have Internet. We're not real soldiers.

But the rockets and mortars reach everywhere. There's no place to hide. And behind the wire, it's a bullseye for Them. We have nowhere to run. And we don't have the firepower to shoot back.

So we sit here and take it. From Them, and from our own. The miitary eats its young.

[Sally'sConcerns]

Whoa. Just to clarify something...I, lowbridge, am NOT "Sad Little Pony". In post 57 I am quoting "Sad Little Pony"'s post from conservativeunderground.

Oops! Sorry for the misunderstanding even though I do miss your posts about your Nigerian friends.

[zeaal]

Ouch! OUCH! The truth HURTS!!!!

[Justa]

Heh, not a Navy Seal but a DUer, eh? Lol.

[Toadman]

What amazes me is that DU posters derive their opinions from information gained from TV, webnews and printed media. So they're getting their information 2nd, 3rd hand (possibly even more diluted).

Yet when someone comes back from actually being there, on the ground experiencing sites sounds smells, social interactions... THEY accuse HIM of being decieved.

My brother is very liberal/left/secular/progressive. It used to blow my mind when he would make clear cut, definitive statements about events occuring overseas that he derived from the media. And he'd make these statements to me (phone) while I'm actually there! With the exception of a 2 week trip to Europe, he's spent his entire life in the U.S.

DU posters have already made up their minds and only look for information to support thier opinions... truth be damned. To be fair, I've seen conservatives do the same, but it appears to me to be much more prevalent among DU.

[dirtbiker]

I noticed that Pied Piper Pitt performed a hit and run in this thread. He made one post and when things didn't go according to DUmmie expectations, he split.

DUmmies and terrorist have one thing in common: Both are COWARDS! No brains, and less "cajones"....

[dirtbiker]

That fine, brave Marine was just speaking from his experience, and bang, he's gone. If they had been sitting in the same room with him, I swear, I think they would have killed him to shut him up.

They may try, but my money is on the Marine. They may take him down, but he won't go down easy, and he damned sure won't go down alone....

[Budge]

Thank you for your service to our country, lowbridge.

Amazingly shallow people at the DUmmie ant farm.

[zbigreddogz]

Wow.

This is the undisputed best DU funnies EVER. I don't think we've had one anywhere CLOSE to this good before.

It's not just funny, but tragic, and very informative.

[RogueIsland]

This is the best one yet. A bunch of Dummie couch commandos who are convinced they know more abut the situation on the ground in Iraq than a Marine who served over there with actual Iraqi troops. Priceless. If only those dipwads knew how utterly stupid they look to anyone outside their little leftist echo chamber.

[kevkrom]

The little girls are the cutest, brightest things on this planet.

And for a brief moment, PPP was actually considering enlisting because of this...

[lowbridge]

Post 96: Whoa. Just to clarify something...I, lowbridge, am NOT "Sad Little Pony". In post 57 I am quoting "Sad Little Pony"'s post from conservativeunderground.