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DUmmie FUnnies 02-08-06 ("Face it folks, Rove stole the funeral and ate your lunch")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 8, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/08/2006 3:09:54 PM PST by PJ-Comix

In the Bizarro World of the DUmmies, the PR disaster the Democrats created for themselves by politicizing the Coretta Scott King funeral wasn't really their fault. No, the true source of their problem is none other than Karl Rove who somehow manipulated the media and turned the public against them just like he did at the Paul Wellstone funeral. Therefore the DUmmies now believe that they need to somehow outflank Karl Rove and beat him at his own game as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Face it folks, Rove stole the funeral and ate your lunch." So for the DUmmies it is NOT a matter of what they actually do or how they behave. It is all a matter of how they are perceived in the PR game. Therefore let us now watch the DUmmie machinations in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, setting the DUmmie wash cycle to SPIN, is in the [brackets]:

Face it folks, Rove stole the funeral and ate your lunch

[And then blasted out your entire flatulent thought process in a smelly fart.]

And he did it by turning the media against two devoutly religious men, including a former President who works tirelessly for human rights. Bill Clinton, being wise to all things political, made himself and his wife untouchable; but the righteous indignation of men like Jimmy Carter and the good Reverend Lowery are, unfortunately, easy targets for the boy genius, who preys on the soft bigotry and hard partisanship pervasive in our media and our country.

[I can only begin to imagine the DUmmie OUTRAGE if Lowery and Jimmy Carter were similarly blasted at a funeral for a prominent conservative.]

Bush now gets to take the high road... having, once again, had his surrogates do his dirty work. He will appear before the cameras and at some point soon say he "appreciates freedom of speech". The media will be aglow with adulation for his ability to forgive and forget, and imply he should never have to face his critics again, especially African Americans.

[FUnnie but I don't remember Jimmy Carter being slammed at the Ronald Reagan funeral even though Jimmy's failure as a President brought about the Reagan landslide.]

When will our team figure out that theirs has absolutely zero scruples? Bush was not boxed in to attending the funeral. Rove saw a tremendous political opportunity to change the story... no matter that it was the funeral of Coretta Scott King. He can and will find a way to play the race card, the gay card, the cultural card of the day when given any opportunity, exploiting whomever he has to in order to seize the message.

[When will your team get a clue that you DON'T politicize funerals? Now that you have another backlash ala the Wellstone funeral, you are screeching that is all because of the EVIL machinations of Karl Rove.]

Being decent people, it's sometimes hard to realize the answer to the question "at long last sir, have you no decency" is a resounding NO. It is long past the time we came to that conclusion.

[Did you ask that "decency" question of Ted the Swimmer when he was slamming Alito over a satirical article that he did NOT write?]

It doesn't matter that we are right, it doesn't matter how outraged we get about this... unless you can overnight change the way people think (and so many still don't understand that funerals can actually be non-morbid events), we've lost this debate. So, rather than provide them with the echo chamber they desire, we should refocus our energy on the stories of the day that are penetrating through the cultural muck:

[Use Rovian Mind Control and you too can change the way people think.]

1) Domestic Wiretapping
2) Jack Abramoff/Tom Delay/Culture of Crony Corruption
3) Valerie Plame

[The first two listed will get you NOWHERE and as to the third: MERRY FITZMAS!!!]

I'm tired of them stealing things from me, including elections and funerals. We need the congress in '06.

[Yeah, we did a Rovian Mind Control routine on Lowery and Carter and forced them to act like tasteless fools at the funeral. And now on to the other DUmmie droolings...]

I don't think Rove won. He made the media make it seem that way-but the celebration of the Truth by those at the funeral was a breath of fresh air, and a reminder that there are many of us out there, and that we are mighty because we are right!

[That breath of fresh air has an odor suspiciously similar to a smelly fart left in your face.]

It's all rovian bs - we've been hijacked every one of us.

[Damn that Karl Rove for making Lowery and Carter pull a Wellstone at the King funeral!]

I have a life-partner from the South. I know my in-laws and friends from the South are not buying the BS. Maybe you shouldn't listen to THEIR BS. Or better yet, call them out on their bigotry and hate, because that's exactly what Rove is about. There will come a time, in the not too distant future, where American's are going to get tired of the divisiveness that is this administration. Mark my words.

["Life-partner" translates into "Same Sex Partner." Hardly a typical voice of the South...or anywhere else.]

We must flush out those who enable Rove & Co. to divide and concur the rights of both people of color AND the working poor.

[Let the Purge Trials begin!]

rove's simple w on a car,... scott kings simple picture one face on our car. bloggers, aar, the blacks speak out. their funeral was jsut what they wanted. it is not roves place to steal the funeral and trash it. we must honor these people. the reverand. carter, angelo mmmmmm (her name, help me, she is so beautifukl and smart) take the funeral back, damnit

[Kewl! The acid is kicking in!]

What of Rove's has backfired? He is despicable, evil, contemptible, nasty, deranged, misguided. But what makes him so dangerous is that he is VERY GOOD at what he does. I have to grudgingly concede that we might have been played on this one.

[ALL is going according to Emperor Rove's Master Plan!]

Ummm, the Plame outing, for one check out how many investigations and scandals the bush cabal is currently undergoing and tell me again how successful Rove has been. He must have had his hand in all the events that are now being investigated because he is all-powerful, right?

[MERRY FITZMAS!!! In case you haven't noticed, that whole Plame investigation has gone exactly NOWHERE. Even Scooter Libby will end up scot-free when it is all over.]

He isn't a "genius" ... He just is such a lowlife that he has NO problem playing outside the boundaries ... He is like the 22 year old who goes after vulnerable 15 year old girls ... It is easy fishing, but no one does it because there are clear social boundaries about it ... That doesn't make the 22 year old a "player" ... It means he is puke ...

[And speaking of a 32 year old who goes after vulnerable 15 year old girls...what has Pied Piper Pitt been up to lately?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: corettascottking; dummies; funeral; rove; tinfoil
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To: PJ-Comix

Simply amazing; Karl Rove MADE Carter and Clinton lash out at "BFEE"....what need do we have to steal elections when clowns like this hand them to us so willingly?


121 posted on 02/09/2006 5:34:21 AM PST by NRA1995 (If feminists are so smart, why do they need masturbation workshops?)
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To: PJ-Comix
angelo mmmmmm (her name, help me, she is so beautifukl and smart)

Excuse me, but is this DUmmie calling Maya Angelou an MILF by calling her "beautifukl"?

122 posted on 02/09/2006 5:38:51 AM PST by NRA1995 (If feminists are so smart, why do they need masturbation workshops?)
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To: gate2wire
I'm tired of them stealing things from me, including elections and funerals.

Hey, DUmmie lurker....think of it as our way of "taking things away from you for the common good".

123 posted on 02/09/2006 5:44:45 AM PST by NRA1995 (If feminists are so smart, why do they need masturbation workshops?)
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To: concretebob

I had me one of those. Dang thing was in the shop all the time.


124 posted on 02/09/2006 6:01:31 AM PST by MarxSux
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To: speed_addiction

C'mon man! That's 2 days in a row you've made me spit coffe.

Can you put your banner/graphic at the beginning of your posts so I can ease into them?


125 posted on 02/09/2006 6:02:43 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Behold! I bring you tidings of great new procedures and policies!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Yuck! Take lots of showers.


126 posted on 02/09/2006 6:07:19 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Behold! I bring you tidings of great new procedures and policies!)
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To: NRA1995

Your tag line is hilarious! Good point!


128 posted on 02/09/2006 7:13:11 AM PST by The Right Stuff
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To: Motherbear
ARRRGGHHHHH That's great! I'm sending that out!

Be sure to include:

[hat tip: mightysamurai]

It was his post from another blog, and I don't want to plagerize his good work :)

129 posted on 02/09/2006 7:25:04 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: Ditter
How do you suppose Rove got Carter and Lowery to make fools of themselves?

It's a special attachment to the weather control machine.

MMMUUWWHHHAAAAHHAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

130 posted on 02/09/2006 8:17:16 AM PST by confederacy of dunces (Workin' & lurkin')
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To: Blue Eyes

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #804.


131 posted on 02/09/2006 8:36:02 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich

ok, where have you been? :)


132 posted on 02/09/2006 8:38:35 AM PST by CharlieOK1 (I hate "Say no to Hate" bumper stickers)
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To: PJ-Comix
I have a life-partner from the South. I know my in-laws and friends from the South are not buying the BS. Maybe you shouldn't listen to THEIR BS. Or better yet, call them out on their bigotry and hate, because that's exactly what Rove is about. There will come a time, in the not too distant future, where American's are going to get tired of the divisiveness that is this administration. Mark my words.

It seems the DUmmies are not postulating that Rove made them say silly, divisive things at the funeral. Rather, they seem to be lamenting that the American people (obviously deceived by Rove and the right wing corporate MSM) don't agree with them that funerals are the perfect opportunity to criticise others and put forth their political agenda.

The idea that is "BS" is that funerals are a place for decorum. That it's "bigotry and hate" to be appalled at boors acting boorish.

In their estimation, it seems, the civil rights struggle was about the correctness of turning every public event into a hate rally. It is this that King and her husband died for.

In short, they are quite insane.

SD

133 posted on 02/09/2006 8:38:59 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: PJ-Comix

804? LMAO.


134 posted on 02/09/2006 8:39:24 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: johnny7
The first take I heard on the odious comments of Lowery & Carter was from here & El Rushbo... NOT the Republicans or Karl Rove.

The DUmmies and their paranoia have made Rove out to be much bigger than he could ever be. To them, the world revolves around Rove. When W leaves Washington, the name "Rove" will linger for years. Who was Clinton's Rove? Was there one? If so, I can't remember it. The name that I think of when thinking about the Clinton Administration is Clinton. Why is it that when DUmmies think about the Bush Administration, the first name they think of is Rove? Focusing all of their attention on Rove will be their downfall. Oh, ok, I get it. But will they? Nope.
135 posted on 02/09/2006 9:23:25 AM PST by Eagle of Liberty (Wrong is wrong even if everybody is doing it; Right is right even if no one does it.)
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To: Kerretarded
Who was Clinton's Rove?

James Carville, Serpent-Head

136 posted on 02/09/2006 9:38:07 AM PST by NRA1995 (If feminists are so smart, why do they need masturbation workshops?)
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To: Mercat

"CSM - very kewl."

Thanks. You made my day!


137 posted on 02/09/2006 9:54:25 AM PST by CSM (Lick a finger, politicize the wind, and place the finger into the wind. - EGPWS, 1/26/2006)
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To: CharlieOK1
ok, where have you been?

Howdy, sir; I've been around these parts, but not much.

In September, I changed residences--same landlord, though--going further away out into the cattle country.....but alas at the same time somewhat, uh, removed from certain "benefits" of civilized life, such as telephonic or cable television or internet connections. People are few and far out here, and some places only electrical lines, and not other sorts of lines, run.....

I can hardly complain, though; this place has fewer cattle, is good for the cats, and I pay less in rent than what the airhead from Scam Francisco pays every month for her capucchinos from Starbucks.

And incidentally, there's a good patch of land fit for a good game of baseball.

138 posted on 02/09/2006 10:37:05 AM PST by franksolich (dreaming of a white Easter in Gamvik)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ you have got to be making this up? No one can be that dumb to believe that the Dems were manipulated into making fools of the themselves at the funeral...


139 posted on 02/09/2006 5:24:52 PM PST by TruthWillWin
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To: PJ-Comix
It doesn't matter that we are right.....

Clue #1: You are NOT right, in more ways than one.....

140 posted on 02/09/2006 7:34:25 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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