Posted on 02/07/2006 4:57:41 PM PST by PJ-Comix
One of the givens of DUmmie Fantasy is that we live in a Fascist State and that the "progressives" are about to be sent away to detention camps. Yes, I know the paranoia is completely laughable but such is the mental state of DUmmies whose life experience does not extend much further than opening the slot at the bottom of their basement door so Mommy can slide in pizza rations to them. Therefore, it is FUn to read this chip-on-the-shoulder THREAD titled, "When we're all locked in detention camps together, will the freepers...finally admit to us that we were right and they were wrong?" I'm not sure if this means only the DUmmies locked up in detention camps or DUmmies and Freepers locked up in such locales. In any event, let us all take a deep plunge into DUmmie paranoia represented as usual by Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if the DUmmie detention camp will be named Camp Granada, is in the [brackets]:
When we're all locked in detention camps together, will the freepers...finally admit to us that we were right and they were wrong?
[I'll make that deal BUT ONLY if you agree to admit that WE (Freepers) were right and the DUmmies were wrong if you are NOT locked up in detention camps. Therefore the day when Bush leaves office on January 20, 2009 (even though it is a GIVEN in DUmmieland that Bush won't be leaving on that date) you have to post a DUmmieland thread stating that Freepers were right and DUmmies were wrong.]
they would be delighted claim we should be exacuted because we hate Amerika
[Naw. I prefer to keep my DUmmie ants alive and well. Without them, the DUmmie FUnnies would lose its comedy material.]
Freepers will be the "trustees" and oven operators...some things never change...
[It would never go beyond the current status: DUmmie Ant Farm operators. It is FUn to watch my DUmmie ants through the internet glass.]
If there was a fascist coup tomorrow who would resist? More importantly, how many people would try to prevent their neighbours being bundled into vans and driven off?
[Bye-bye! Give my regards to Detention Camp Grenada.]
This shit is no joke anymore. When Halliburton/KBR can put out a press release on their website that boldly claims that they are going to receive our tax dollars to set up detention camps, the game is just about over. Get your passports in order, folks. You know, just in case.
[Would you like rice pilaf with your orange glazed detention camp chicken? Oh, and WHERE is that Halliburton detention camp link?]
when we're in the "religous re-education" camps it'll be too late to re-think opposition to the 2nd Ammendment.
[Attention all Druids! Detention Camp Grenada will have mandatory Oak Worship Service on Wednesday nights following the bingo game in the moonlit grove!]
there won't be any freepers in the camps, they will either make the proper decision to go down guns blazing or pledge allegience and become full fledge brownshirts.
[Gee! And I was so looking forward to the FUn of Detention Camp Granada.]
Unfortunately, I think they'll be the stoolies in the new Reich Wing...
[Attention! Attention! There is a DUmmie Ant loose in Ward 8!]
No they will either be enjoying the jobs we left behind or working at their new jobs as our guards.
[It's been my life's dream to stand guard over a bunch of slovenly DUmmies slurping down rice pilaf and orange glazed chicken while making sure the air conditioning in their Detention Camp Grenada rooms is set just right.]
Can we get vegetarian meals?
[Nothing is too good for our DUmmie inmates. Would you like bean sprouts with your lithium?]
Sure there are plenty of edible greens and grass growing by the fence, since you will only be given food once a week.
[You will be allowed to knaw on the wild okra. Hey, you're even welcome to chew on raw Oprah if you wish.]
Honestly, I'd love to be able to tell the Freepers that we were all wrong, that none of it was happening and that there was no threat to our liberty, our country or our way of life. Sadly, I can't
[Why not since you ARE wrong and NONE of it is happening (in the REAL world) and there is NO threat to you liberty as long as you don't make common ground with Al Qaeda.]
Will be be able to watch NASCAR on the detention camp TV?
[Yes, but only on weekends. Detention Camp Grenada life is harsh.]
Oh god not that! Freaking dissolve my limbs in an acid bath but don't make me watch NASCAR.
[It's either that or we torture you by turning your A/C down to 68 degrees.]
I'll need a satellite feed for watching the Carolina Hurricanes.
[Sure, no problem. Plus you will get HBO and the Porno channels.]
"What else would a DUmmie camp be like?"
Well, if we are the guards and DUmmies the inmates, I suggest we start by combining the best audio tapes of Pesidents GWB and Ronald Reagan. These would be played 24/7.
To really piss them off, an occasional statement from Pat Robertson and or Pat Buchanan.
Naw. Force them to watch reruns of "Small Wonder" and "Love Boat". Also force them to watch Jerry Springer and reruns of every "You ARE my baby's daddy, and I'll prove it!" episode of Maury.
Hey, you might be on to something there.
Between you, me, and PJ, maybe we could start a new business. Sign legally binding promissory notes with DUmmies that if the DUmmies aren't rounded up and incarcerated by Jan. 20, 2009 they pay, and vice versa if they are (ha!). Could be a real money maker, if the dinero is properly secured, lol.
I bet the list would be SUPER long of those willing to put ANY money where their mouths are. Not. But it would be funny to try!
Ha, it's so good we all want a piece of the action.
"Also force them to watch Jerry Springer and reruns of every "You ARE my baby's daddy, and I'll prove it!" episode of Maury."
Are you kidding me?
That is what the DUmmies watch. They would love this.
You gotta see the silly socialists in a tizzy over an apple:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=351953&mesg_id=351953
At issue: should an Albertson's employee have to pay for an apple he wants to eat on break? Enjoy as the more "progressive" DUmmies bend over backwards to screw the establishment.
Thanks PJ-Comix,this is one of the best.
Don't forget son of a disgraced ex-Democratic Party functionary.
LOL! Too true.
(Although, I think it's spelled "womyn's" studies.)
The walls are lined with canned goods and powdered instant foods, and jugs of distilled water are stacked on the floor. The faces of the Resistance fighters look like something out of those Depression-era black-and-white photos, or out of "The Grapes of Wrath"--full of concern and working-class heroism and nobility. A mother holds her crying baby. "Any word, Frank?" "No, Vera, I can't raise them."
Meanwhile, the Rovian Stormtroopers are marching overhead, going from house to house, looking for Progs to take to the Reindoctrination Camps.
A tumbleweed blows across the dusty prairie. . . . Welcome to Karl Rove's Amerika.
Fries and Krispy Kremes? Can I be locked up, too?
Sorry, my bad. I was thinking of things that *I* think are unwatchable.
Yep, with the shiny knee-high boots and the hat to match....
Thought so. :-)
Don't forget day-long lectures given by the Pied Piper, along with forceful memorization of all of his "texts."
Unnngggghh!
"...women studies..."
That's "womyn's studies". Get it right.
'Don't forget day-long lectures given by the Pied Piper, along with forceful memorization of all of his "texts."'
Now, you're evil.
THAT would be "cruel and unusual" punishment, considering Pitt has yet to write anything worth reading, much less memorizing....
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