DUmmie FUnnies 02-07-06 ("When we're all locked in detention camps together...")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 7, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Choose Ye This Day]

Unfortunately, I think they'll be the stoolies in the new Reich Wing...

Spoken like something floating in the Left Wing's stool.

[Choose Ye This Day]

But we think mass murderers and serial rapists should be executed. Ergo, we are Hitlers.

[socialismisinsidious]

Sure there are plenty of edible greens and grass growing by the fence, since you will only be given food once a week.

What the heck are they afraid of? The DUmmies said it themselves....starvation is an euphoric, peaceful way to die.

[river rat]

"Get your passports in order, folks. You know, just in case."

We should do the "Christian thing" and give the poor delusional bastards a "fair warning", and let them all escape persecution if they LEAVE THE COUNTRY NOW...

Those they remain behind after the "warning" -- must suffer the consequences.....

Semper Fi

[mikrofon]

I'll need a satellite feed for watching the Carolina Hurricanes.
DUmmie shlacker, zis is Kamp Grenada -- ve don't fussball here...

[Purrcival]

"Ja vohl -- only it vill be called NAZKAR, und you VILL vatch!"

Und you VILL root for Jimmie Johnson und Tony Stewart!

[Fenris6]

We would never put Moonbats in concentration camps - we need them around to discredit the Left.

[carlr]

they would be delighted claim we should be exacuted because we hate Amerika

No,poor grammar and bad spelling will be the reason.

[NathanR]

No they will either be enjoying the jobs we left behind or working at their new jobs as our guards.

Possibly. However, it is more likely that many of the 'jobs' you are so proud of, will simply be eliminated. College professorships in 'Womyn's Studies" come to mind. Other parasites on the body politic, as well.

[NeoCaveman]

50

[KJC1]

It's so funny how fascism and impending incarceration are upon them, yet they are still free to spew their bile all over the internet and protest anywhere they want.

Oh, yeah, it's a-comin'. Git yer passports ready! LOL.

[Choose Ye This Day]

I'm gonna smack that Comcast up the...

How DARE they make us wait for our DUmmie FUnnies?

I'm just curious, what would a DUmmie-run detention camp look like?

Would we be forced to listen to Noam Chomsky lectures piped over the loudspeakers day and night?

Would they strap us down and pry our eyelids open, forcing us to watch endlessly looped (and loopy) Dennis Kucinich speeches?

We'd all have to wear tie-dyed or hemp clothing, eat tofu, and work to support the "less fortunate" (read: less ambitious), I presume.

What else would a DUmmie camp be like?

[doug from upland]

When we're all locked in detention camps together, will the freepers...finally admit to us that we were right and they were wrong?
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Yes, when you are all locked in detention camps together, I will finally admit you were right. I don't suppose any of you want to make a substantial wager, do you? I'm not talking about 20 bucks. How about four or five figures? No, numbn*ts, not including the numbers after the period). You guys are either talking out of your *ss as usual, or you really are as delusional as you seem. Which is it?

[Purrcival]

And how is our part-time high school teacher/political pundit doing? Any updates on his predicament?

[dirtbiker]

Will be be able to watch NASCAR on the detention camp TV?

Actually, I prefer open-wheel racing (F-1, Indycar, Champcars, etc.,) and the WRC rallies.

Naw, who am I kidding? BRING ON NASCAR, MONSTER TRUCKS AND TRACTOR PULLS!!!!!! YEEEEE HAAAWWWW!!!

[hattend]

IBOH

(In before One Hundred)

[Purrcival]

Doug from upland is substantially more than $10 away from making a wager with the DUmmies. Please ante up now.

[doug from upland]

If these ***clowns are willing to wager that they will all be in detention camps by Jan. 20, 2009, I want some of that action. Now, by detention camp, I don't me they are in the slammer for crimes against people or property; I mean they are sent away for their political beliefs.

[Clemenza]

Force them to watch reruns of Davey and Goliath, Family Affair, and Little House on the Prairie.

[Choose Ye This Day]

I'll go in with you on that. We could make some serious cash.

For smaller side bets: I'll bet any DUmmie $100 that they'll never catch the NSA wiretapping their phone calls (provided thay're not conversing with Al Qaeda, Hamas, Muslim Brotherhood, etc.).