DUmmie FUnnies 02-07-06 ("When we're all locked in detention camps together...")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 7, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

One of the givens of DUmmie Fantasy is that we live in a Fascist State and that the "progressives" are about to be sent away to detention camps. Yes, I know the paranoia is completely laughable but such is the mental state of DUmmies whose life experience does not extend much further than opening the slot at the bottom of their basement door so Mommy can slide in pizza rations to them. Therefore, it is FUn to read this chip-on-the-shoulder THREAD titled, "When we're all locked in detention camps together, will the freepers...finally admit to us that we were right and they were wrong?" I'm not sure if this means only the DUmmies locked up in detention camps or DUmmies and Freepers locked up in such locales. In any event, let us all take a deep plunge into DUmmie paranoia represented as usual by Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if the DUmmie detention camp will be named Camp Granada, is in the [brackets]:

When we're all locked in detention camps together, will the freepers...finally admit to us that we were right and they were wrong?

[I'll make that deal BUT ONLY if you agree to admit that WE (Freepers) were right and the DUmmies were wrong if you are NOT locked up in detention camps. Therefore the day when Bush leaves office on January 20, 2009 (even though it is a GIVEN in DUmmieland that Bush won't be leaving on that date) you have to post a DUmmieland thread stating that Freepers were right and DUmmies were wrong.]

they would be delighted claim we should be exacuted because we hate Amerika

[Naw. I prefer to keep my DUmmie ants alive and well. Without them, the DUmmie FUnnies would lose its comedy material.]

Freepers will be the "trustees" and oven operators...some things never change...

[It would never go beyond the current status: DUmmie Ant Farm operators. It is FUn to watch my DUmmie ants through the internet glass.]

If there was a fascist coup tomorrow who would resist? More importantly, how many people would try to prevent their neighbours being bundled into vans and driven off?

[Bye-bye! Give my regards to Detention Camp Grenada.]

This shit is no joke anymore. When Halliburton/KBR can put out a press release on their website that boldly claims that they are going to receive our tax dollars to set up detention camps, the game is just about over. Get your passports in order, folks. You know, just in case.

[Would you like rice pilaf with your orange glazed detention camp chicken? Oh, and WHERE is that Halliburton detention camp link?]

when we're in the "religous re-education" camps it'll be too late to re-think opposition to the 2nd Ammendment.

[Attention all Druids! Detention Camp Grenada will have mandatory Oak Worship Service on Wednesday nights following the bingo game in the moonlit grove!]

there won't be any freepers in the camps, they will either make the proper decision to go down guns blazing or pledge allegience and become full fledge brownshirts.

[Gee! And I was so looking forward to the FUn of Detention Camp Granada.]

Unfortunately, I think they'll be the stoolies in the new Reich Wing...

[Attention! Attention! There is a DUmmie Ant loose in Ward 8!]

No they will either be enjoying the jobs we left behind or working at their new jobs as our guards.

[It's been my life's dream to stand guard over a bunch of slovenly DUmmies slurping down rice pilaf and orange glazed chicken while making sure the air conditioning in their Detention Camp Grenada rooms is set just right.]

Can we get vegetarian meals?

[Nothing is too good for our DUmmie inmates. Would you like bean sprouts with your lithium?]

Sure there are plenty of edible greens and grass growing by the fence, since you will only be given food once a week.

[You will be allowed to knaw on the wild okra. Hey, you're even welcome to chew on raw Oprah if you wish.]

Honestly, I'd love to be able to tell the Freepers that we were all wrong, that none of it was happening and that there was no threat to our liberty, our country or our way of life. Sadly, I can't

[Why not since you ARE wrong and NONE of it is happening (in the REAL world) and there is NO threat to you liberty as long as you don't make common ground with Al Qaeda.]

Will be be able to watch NASCAR on the detention camp TV?

[Yes, but only on weekends. Detention Camp Grenada life is harsh.]

Oh god not that! Freaking dissolve my limbs in an acid bath but don't make me watch NASCAR.

[It's either that or we torture you by turning your A/C down to 68 degrees.]

I'll need a satellite feed for watching the Carolina Hurricanes.

[Sure, no problem. Plus you will get HBO and the Porno channels.]

[Choose Ye This Day]

Isn't it hilarious? In their minds, Albertson's should be paying the stockboy $25.00 an hour if that's what the store manager makes.

[Purrcival]

Hah! A trip down memory lane with stevenumbers! Thanks for the links!

[dirtboy]

Hey, PJ, maybe tomorrow you can mine the vast Wellstone Memorial denial going down amongst our leftie friends. After the King memorial fiasco, they are trying to pretend that the Wellstone fiasco was all a right-wing lie.

[dirtboy]

Making them watch NASCAR would be cruel and unusual punishment.

I never understood that. NASCAR teams spend tremendous amounts of money to drive hundreds of miles making nothing but left turns, and after all that they gone exactly nowhere. I'd think the Dems could relate to that.

[freedumb2003]

LOL

Think he has had a chance to contract an STD by now? Or given some mother's girl a chance to excercise her "right" to a murder clinic?

[speed_addiction]

New Candidates for Reeducation Arrive at Camp Rove






What We Are About To Do Here Is What The Good Lord Would Call A Cleansing of the Wicked. I Call It A Good Old Fashioned Texas Ass Kicking.

[demlosers]

Funny stuff! :-)

[freedumb2003]

So, to prevent any of you college aged WOMEN from having to put up with that nonsense, here's some truly helpful advice when dealing with men: Never underestimate the power of a pretty little red dress!

When I first met my wife, she was in a pretty red dress. We just celebrated our 13th Annversary. Power indeed! :) ;)

[imskylark]

"When we're all locked in detention camps together"


The only place they will be locked up is in the psych ward.

[imskylark]

"yet they are still free to spew their bile all over the internet and protest anywhere they want."

Including a funeral with President Bush forced to listen.

[beckysueb]

they would be delighted claim we should be exacuted because we hate Amerika

Note the spelling of "executed". LOL

[Fenris6]

It's so funny how fascism and impending incarceration are upon them, yet they are still free to spew their bile all over the internet and protest anywhere they want.They know its bs. But they need justification for their fascism, hate and bigotry.

[Fenris6]

I took some "wimmins" studies classes. It was a cesspool of victimhood.

I ran into one of their acolytes at a campus registration desk. She was rude without reason, responded to me like I had just raped her. They are pretty easy to pick out these days.

[Fenris6]

I never understood that. NASCAR teams spend tremendous amounts of money to drive hundreds of miles making nothing but left turns

Same here. Never understood why watching them circle the track 200 times was entertaining. Now, a cross-country track I could understand - like a race from Las Vegas to El Paso. I guess I just don't get it.

[Not A Snowbird]

Do you have Krispy Kremes in Seattle? Didn't know that!

We sure do! Right down the street from Qwest Field. When the atmospheric conditions are just right we can smell them when we get off the train in the morning... Mmmmm! Sugar!

[epow]

I'll go in with you on that. We could make some serious cash.

Serious cash from DUmmies? You gotta be kidding, I imagine their net worth is just about what they could get by pawning their guitar, headband, and sandals. But you could be right I guess, it depends on how much a beat up '67 VW bus painted in psychedelic colors and flower pictures would bring on Ebay.

The consensus opinion around DUmmieFUnnies seems to be that the DUmmies are mostly young college dropouts living in their parents' basements and sponging off dear old Dad. My impression of a lot of them, based on reading quite bit at the DUmp, is that many if not most are old hippy-dippy retreads from the late '60s-early '70s period.

Of course if that's true, it wouldn't mean that they're not still living in their parents' basements. It just means that dear old Dad is now supporting them with his Social Security pension instead of his paycheck.

[decal]

"Arbeit macht Frei"

Nein, mein Herr - Arbeit macht DUmmien.

[epow]

Guess which ordained minister/FReeper has been appointed Commandant of Religious Re-education?

Hehehehehe. . . .

Of goody, I just love guessing games. Uuuhhh lessee, Pat Robertson? Jimmy Swaggart? Paul Crouch? Am I getting warm?

Oh silly me, of course it HAS to be that world renowned author and lecturer the Right Reverend Dr. Charles Henrickson DDL. (Doctor of DUmmyFUnnies Limericks)

Congratulations are in order I believe Herr Doctor. (and nix on the evil laugh, it detracts from the decorum your new position requires)

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

Sure there are plenty of edible greens and grass growing by the fence, since you will only be given food once a week. I once knew a Dutch girl, who was imprisoned with her family in a Japanese concentration camp with her mother and sister. She was five years old then. They were fed once a week and had to forage weeds where ever they could within the compound and whatever the guards might give them out of pity from their own rations.

If she was Dutch, why was she in a Japanese Internment camp? Was she Dutch in a camp in Japan? I'm confused. are they eating apples or are they eating apples?

[Charles Henrickson]

HELLO FROM YOUR FELLOW DUMMIE
Tune: "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"

Hello from your fellow DUmmie,
Here I am at their Camp Rummy.
Camp is where they are detaining
All us DUmmies who they say will need retraining.

Exile off in Madagascar
Would beat camp here watching NASCAR.
I can't take the country music,
And the food from Cracker Barrel makes me too sick.

Into chapel, there they squeeze us
And they make us come to Jesus.
I get baptized so darn often
That the creases in my clothing start to soften.

Now I don't want to annoy ya,
But this isn't paranoia.
Guards are coming soon to make me
Watch the 700 Club until they break me.

Get me out, oh help a DUmmie!
Get me out, I hate Camp Rummy!
Don't leave me here in this form of hell--
I've got more Amway left to sell.

Get me out, I promise I will
Not take baths, or mess the house with
Jack Chick tracts; I don't know I can last
Another FOX newscast.

Back on DU, wish I could join.
How's my precious little goodboy?
Get me out of this detention
And I'd even read a Pitt thread with attention.

Wait a minute, what's this beeping?
An alarm clock--I was sleeping!
What a nightmare, for just nappin',
But I bet you Rove and Bush will make it happen!