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DUmmie FUnnies 01-26-06 ("Expose the 'Alito 8' Democratic Senators Who Are Blocking a Filibuster")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 26, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/26/2006 6:41:52 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The coming ApocAlito is hitting my DUmmie Ants HARD. They are scurrying about the circular mill with ever more furious and DESPERATE speed. Some of them are talking about leaving the country. Others about leaving the Democrats. Pied Piper Pitt wants the Democrats to stand up and WALK OUT of the President's State of the Union Address. And more are now talking about taking out retribution against the Democrats for not filibustering (despite cheerleading support for this antic by the NY Times) the Alito nomination as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Expose the 'Alito 8' Democratic Senators Who Are Blocking a Filibuster." Yes, it will definitely be FUn to visit DUmmieland AFTER the Alito nomination to watch the incredible level of DUmmie Angst and recrimination. I am sooooo looking forward to DUFUing the depressed DUmmies on that occasion (soon). In the meantime, let us now enjoy the DUmmie angst over the ApocAlito in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the circular mill DUmmie Ants go around and around and around, is in the [brackets]:

Expose the "Alito 8" Democratic Senators Who Are Blocking a Filibuster

[Hunt 'em down and run 'em out of office! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!]

The most likely suspects are the 7 Democrats in the Gang of 14.

Joseph I. Lieberman, Connecticut
Robert C. Byrd, West Virginia
E. Benjamin Nelson, Nebraska
Mary Landrieu, Louisiana
Daniel Inouye, Hawaii
Mark Pryor, Arkansas
Ken Salazar, Colorado

[Let the investigations and recriminations begin! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!]

Ben Nelson has already said he will vote for Alito. Screw him, but we don't need his vote as long as we get nearly all of the rest.

[GET the rest of them! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!]

And call the five Democratic Senators who want you to support them for President in 2008. If they want to prove their leadership, they need to lead the filibuster. It only takes 1 Senator to start the filibuster. Call them with a simple message: SUPPORT A FILIBUSTER OR FORGET ABOUT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

Evan Bayh
Joe Biden
Hillary Clinton
Russ Feingold
John Kerry

[That threat won't work since Hillary already has the '08 nomination in the bag...no matter what.]

Naw. It's the Elito 44. How will we know the '8' if the rest don't act?

[Toss the "Elito" 44 out of office. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!]

We have Jeffords - I think he will support a filibuster

[CALLING JUMPIN' JIM! CALLING JUMPIN' JIM! Has anybody seen him in his office in the Senate bathroom?]

I just got off the phone with Reid's office - NO plan for a filibuster that she knows of. I asked the question two different ways - same response

[And both ways started off and ended with a curse.]

Maybe a good way to flush out the traitors is to tell your Senator you won't support him or her if there isn't a filibuster. That may provoke listing the traitors.

[List the traitors and then SHAVE THEIR HEADS!!! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!]

You're right about accountability... I just don't know if that is the answer, right now. Any other time, maybe. But the Republican party of today is just plain dangerous. These people are not Republicans. They are not Conservatives. They are the American Nazi Party, and honestly, they scare me. I understand what you are saying, and to a large extent I agree with you, it's just that these Republicans need to be stopped. They really scare me, not the "turrists", them and their Dear Leader

[And we may have a WINNER here for the most WACKJOB DUmmie post of this thread. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!]

Sad day. Makes me wish I hadn't of had children.

[Is retroactive abortion possible?]

If there is not a filibuster, it is 100% Harry Reid's fault. Pat Leahy said on Ed Schultz that the decision to filibuster lies with Reid. If one doesn't happen, you know who to blame - along with the spoiler senators who would not support one. But Reid should take the lion's share of the guilt - what the f*ck use is a "party leader" who can't lead his party?

[That Leaky Leahy stab in the back sounds like HE will be running for Minority Leader as soon as Reid splits.]

I sure as shit ain't going to spend my time arguing with the DLC, "it's not that bad" "next election we can win" people on DU. You are deluded. I don't know what I'm gonna do-but this shit is a joke. And anybody that excuses and abets these people is shooting themselves. Politics is a f*cking joke. Maybe I'll look at another country-would would you suggest? There is no oppostion party in this country. Not a "party." Not a group. Not with leaders. This vote for Alito-I'm the most pro-abortion person around-don't even need to be mealy mouthed about. BUT Roe v. Wade is nothing compared to the president having ABSOLUTE POWER. Unitary executive. "Signing statements" A King. The congress has no power now. It's getting worse every day. He's already broken law and broken his oath of office and nothing is about it. And now these so called "democrats" are letting him appoint someone to the supreme court for life without fighting with everything they've got-that will give him absolute power in court cases-our only last line of defense against tryanny-and I'm supposed to say it's going to be okay? You must be insane. Because to think you are winning anything again with the Supreme court stacked you are seriously deluded. Game over.

[Game over. Give up NOW! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!]

We are talking about a fascist dictatorship in the making and Alito would be an important part of that. Let's keep calling the Senators.

[And beating our collective DUmmie heads against the wall. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 109th; alito; alitovote; apocalito; dummies; samuelalito
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To: gate2wire
Sad day. Makes me wish I hadn't of had children. I think I can speak for all of America. We wish none of you DUmmies would breed.

Don't you mean "We wish none of you DUmmies would of had bred"? ;-)

21 posted on 01/26/2006 6:52:17 AM PST by maryz
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To: PJ-Comix
Because to think you are winning anything again with the Supreme court stacked you are seriously deluded. Game over.

We Win. Goodbye. Don't call, don't write, just go away.

22 posted on 01/26/2006 6:52:22 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix

Nazi Nazi Nazi Facist Facist Facist - DUmmies have a very limited vocabulary (except for those curse words of course!)


23 posted on 01/26/2006 6:52:32 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: PJ-Comix

"So when is the FINAL Senate confirmation vote on Alito? Today?"

Friday at the earliest, Tuesday at the latest.


24 posted on 01/26/2006 6:53:16 AM PST by NapkinUser ("Our troops have become the enemy." -Representative John P. Murtha, modern day Benedict Arnold.)
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To: PJ-Comix

What are the Vegas odds that Skinner will make DU a "closed shop" after the Alito confirmation to keep prying eyes from seeing their comments?


25 posted on 01/26/2006 6:53:36 AM PST by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: PJ-Comix
...the Republican party of today is just plain dangerous. These people are not Republicans. They are not Conservatives. They are the American Nazi Party, and honestly, they scare me....these Republicans need to be stopped.

Ah, there it is. A day without DUmmies calling Bush or the ReThugs "Nazis" is like a day without prozac.

26 posted on 01/26/2006 6:53:48 AM PST by shezza (15)
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To: maryz

I stand corrected. :-)


27 posted on 01/26/2006 6:54:27 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
They are the American Nazi Party, and honestly, they scare me. I understand what you are saying, and to a large extent I agree with you, it's just that these Republicans need to be stopped.

Not surprising to find this attitude at DU. What amazes me is that the same attitude is prevalent (or "prevaylant" as Dingy Harry would say)among some of their top elected officials. They really believe this stuff.

28 posted on 01/26/2006 6:55:19 AM PST by Bahbah (An admitted Snow Flake and a member of Sam's Club)
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To: PJ-Comix
Maybe I'll look at another country-would would you suggest?

How come none of them ever leave for the workers' paradise of North Korea??!!

 

29 posted on 01/26/2006 6:57:34 AM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: gate2wire

Damn, you beat me to it.


30 posted on 01/26/2006 6:58:25 AM PST by Lee'sGhost (Crom!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Expose the "Alito 8" Democratic Senators Who Are Blocking a Filibuster

SENTENCE FIRST AND VERDICT AFTERWARDS! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

31 posted on 01/26/2006 7:02:25 AM PST by NRA1995 (GOOOOOOO STEELERS!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
The most likely suspects are the 7 Democrats in the Gang of 14. Joseph I. Lieberman, Connecticut Robert C. Byrd, West Virginia E. Benjamin Nelson, Nebraska Mary Landrieu, Louisiana Daniel Inouye, Hawaii Mark Pryor, Arkansas Ken Salazar, Colorado

I wonder why? Hmmm, can anyone say, up for re-election?

32 posted on 01/26/2006 7:03:17 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: shezza

at least they've figured out that conservatives are not the same as Nazis, I guess that is progress...


33 posted on 01/26/2006 7:07:11 AM PST by Palpatine (Every single liberal is now an enemy of the republic!)
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To: nina0113
Makes me wish I hadn't of had children.

Having read your post and determined that your education left you at somewhere below "Cretin", I wish you hadn't had kids either.

34 posted on 01/26/2006 7:07:25 AM PST by NRA1995 (GOOOOOOO STEELERS!!!)
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To: GodBlessUSA

That facial-tick of hers must be a real downer when she's giving oral.


35 posted on 01/26/2006 7:08:54 AM PST by johnny7 (“Iuventus stultorum magister”)
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To: gate2wire

Makes me wish his/her/its mother hadn't had children.


36 posted on 01/26/2006 7:09:12 AM PST by chesley (Liberals...what's not to loathe?)
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To: PJ-Comix
The coming ApocAlito is hitting my DUmmie Ants HARD. They are scurrying about the circular mill with ever more furious and DESPERATE speed.

See them go. Go, Ants, go.


37 posted on 01/26/2006 7:09:39 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (DUmmie Fire Ants.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"SUPPORT A FILIBUSTER OR FORGET ABOUT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. "

I honestly believe whoever calls for a filibuster (doubt if it will happen)will definitely not become president. Moderates will turn away from the Dems at that point.


38 posted on 01/26/2006 7:13:43 AM PST by imskylark
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To: PJ-Comix
So when is the FINAL Senate confirmation vote on Alito? Today?

Friday at the earliest.

Top 40

39 posted on 01/26/2006 7:13:51 AM PST by NeoCaveman (when I signed up for the party of Lincoln, no one told me they meant Lincoln Chafee)
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To: PJ-Comix
support for this antic. . . .

This frantic Ant-ic antic.

40 posted on 01/26/2006 7:15:46 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (DUmmie Fire Ants.)
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