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DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-06 ("Revenge When We Take Back Power")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 24, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/24/2006 7:19:46 PM PST by PJ-Comix

I fell asleep early this evening and around the same time I dozed off, this DUmmie THREAD titled "Revenge When We Take Back Power" appeared. Well, I sure woke up fast when I spotted that thread and everybody else better WAKE UP as well. As Rush Limbaugh has said, when liberals are out of power they are FUnnie but when they are in power, they are DANGEROUS as you can see from their fantasies of REVENGE on this thread. Fortunately, Karl Rove has arranged for the nomination of Hillary Clinton in 2008 to prevent the return of the Democrats to power but we must remain ever vigilant to the DUmmie intentions. As usual the fantasies of the DUmmie Chekha are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who hopes that others wake up to the DUmmie revenge fantasies, is in the [brackets]:

Revenge When We Take Back Power.

[Roving DUmmie Chekha bands will travel throughout country and take REVENGE on the EVIL Republicans for being conservative.

Yes. I want it. Use every tool the RW has exploited under the power of Shrub and turn it against them. Ten fold. Where to start?

[The DUmmie Chekhists, IF they ever return to power, would indict all the top Republicans and send them to the Hague as War Criminals. In DUmmieland this is considered a REASONABLE proposition.]

Now, they're building detention centers for us! It's time to treat this as a war, as Rove does. That's why the Reichwing wins every single battle, and mocks us.

[You are especially mocked, as now, in the DUmmie FUnnies. And WHERE are these detention centers being built? You probably think the new Walmart or shopping mall being built is REALLY a detention center.]

IMO, Truth & Reconciliation Hearings might be best. People would have more of an inclination to cooperate and spill their guts that way.

[How generous of you. You won't send us to the Hague as War Criminals but ONLY if we confess to some sort of crimes against the DUmmies.]

Rescind all tax cuts to the wealthy, retroactively! Slam Big Corporations with a bill for the taxes they SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAYING all along, retroactively! Companies who have outsourced American jobs will not be allowed to sell their products in the United States! Corporations who have cut wages of their workers while awarding themselves huge bonuses will RETURN every penny, to be distributed among the workforce - retroactively!

GOD, THIS IS FUN!!!!!

[A DUmmie having his version of "FUn" in the Alternate Reality.]

I don't think that would work since ex post facto laws are unconstitutional. But I guess this is just fantasy.

[As is the REST of this dopey thread.]

Revenge, AND plug up all the holes in the system that enable neofascism.

[A promotion for you in the Chekhist Commissariat.]

I WANT REVENGE for what they've put our country through. I want justice and restitution, call it what you will.

[How about if we call it "reparations" so you can sit in front of your keyboard for another 10 years without working.]

I was thinking we'd just shave all their heads. It worked for the French after WWII.

[And who took a slice out of your brain while shaving your head?]

I was just thinking that. Imagine seeing Anne Coulter with a shaved head and swaztika painted on her forehead.

[Seek clinical help. NOW!]

Justice Must Be Done. What they have done to this country is unforgiveable. Once in power, we will need to use every tool possible to expose the crimes that have been committed against this country. There MUST be accountability.

[There is already accountability for your crazed rantings by publicizing them right here in the DUmmie FUnnies, Drool Mouth.]

There are too many Republicans who, under the auspices of their beloved leader, have DAMAGED my country -- yes, MY country, not THEIRS. The past five years have not been 'politics as usual', with one side snapping at the other. You don't let TRAITORS walk away at the end of their tenure, with a wave of the hand and a, "Let's let bygones be bygones." As someone posted above, setting JUSTICE back on track is not REVENGE -- it will just SEEM LIKE IT to the deserving people who will get their just desserts ...

[It looks like your dirty T-shirt is soaking up your rabid foam.]

I doubt that power can be taken back in our lifetimes. Why should they give it up? They hold the cards. After Alito is installed they will hold ALL the cards. We won't get back to even, let alone control. Quit being silly, our democracy has been lost.

[Give up, NOW!]

I want CORRECTIVE tax rates on the wealthy! Bring back the top marginal rates before JFK lowered them in the 60's!

[Shhhh! Democrats, especially Ted Kennedy, HATE being reminded that it was JFK who lowered tax rates.]


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To: 3catsanadog

I switched from Heinz to Del Monte's several years ago when they improved their recipe. I think it's just as good, and cheaper at least at the time. My wife does the shopping so I don't know about now.


101 posted on 01/25/2006 5:56:08 AM PST by chesley (Liberals...what's not to loathe?)
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To: BamaAndy
I haven't caught up for the pain for the Clintons yet. I'm still working on the pain and destruction of the 60s, for which we are still paying the price.
102 posted on 01/25/2006 6:00:07 AM PST by chesley (Liberals...what's not to loathe?)
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To: chesley
I don't hate them, but I do despise and loathe them.

"We sit by and watch the Barbarian, we tolerate him; in the long stretches of peace we are not afraid. We are tickled by his irreverence, his comic inversion of our old certitudes and our fixed creeds refreshes us; we laugh. But as we laugh, we are watched by large and awful faces from beyond: and on these faces there is no smile." -- William Buckley quoting Belloc"

103 posted on 01/25/2006 6:01:39 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: All

What the hell is WRONG with BlogSpot? I like to save my posts there as drafts a couple of times while doing new DUFU editions so as not to lose them. However, this time it is taking FOREVER for me to get from the saved draft stage back to the draft itself. They need to FIX that site!!!


104 posted on 01/25/2006 6:04:02 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: All

Morning DUFU edition might be delayed because BlogSpot needs to FIX its site so it isn't SLOOOWWWWWWW as molasses.


105 posted on 01/25/2006 6:08:00 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Imagine seeing Anne Coulter with a shaved head and swaztika painted on her forehead.

Man, those DUmmies have weird tastes in porn.

106 posted on 01/25/2006 6:25:57 AM PST by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: PJ-Comix
Slam Big Corporations with a bill for the taxes they SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAYING all along, retroactively!

Help me out with this, PeeJ. Didn't it happen that by giving corporations BREAKS ON INCOME TAX (not tax money from the tables of small children and elderly folks, etc.), the bushcos reinvested and made MORE MONEY and paid MORE TAXES than they would have were it not for these awful tax breaks to make my gramma eat cat food?

Stay with me, PJ (because my daddy didn't turn me into a professional student, paying college tuition for me for 17 years), wouldn't the tax owed to the government be LESS than was paid? In other words, wouldn't the government have to take the catfood money away from Gramma then, and give it back to the evil bushcos?

107 posted on 01/25/2006 6:33:54 AM PST by Watery Tart (Rovian. And Bushlike. And Cheneyesque. And Rummyful. And Condified.)
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To: All

BlogSpot STILL slow as molasses. I am giving that site just a half hour more to get up to speed before I give up for the morning.


108 posted on 01/25/2006 6:46:01 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: DJ MacWoW
Interestingly enough, hasn't been zotted yet.
(I guess Powell and Rice and Gonzales and the numerous other non-caucasian people in our government don't show up on this idiot's radar).
To those of you who have worked for what is rightfully yours; honestly and know the heartache and suffering to get there, will you are not included in this statement.
Must be just talking to itself then lol.
109 posted on 01/25/2006 6:54:32 AM PST by visualops (www.visualops.com)
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To: Bahbah
...but that won't stope them.

But it might stune them.

heehee.

110 posted on 01/25/2006 6:57:59 AM PST by confederacy of dunces (Workin' & lurkin')
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To: PJ-Comix

sent to Michelle Malkin, and I gave you the credit.


111 posted on 01/25/2006 7:10:26 AM PST by CharlieOK1 (Ideally pacifism would be great, but only if you've got an army of non-pacifists to protect you)
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To: confederacy of dunces

lol!1


112 posted on 01/25/2006 7:17:04 AM PST by visualops (www.visualops.com)
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To: visualops

It certainly is a post from the DUmmie Alternate Reality!


113 posted on 01/25/2006 7:17:49 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: DJ MacWoW

Once again, the DUmmies show their true colors. Who are the real fascists? Who is consumed by hate? It's amazing that they don't see it.


114 posted on 01/25/2006 7:39:37 AM PST by The Right Stuff
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To: DocRock

Dummy LuLu 4 President! She speaks what the majority of the left thinks...and hopes.


115 posted on 01/25/2006 7:40:43 AM PST by NewLand (Posting against liberalism since the 20th century!)
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To: MindBender26
Maybe also with a Bob Goldthwaite kind of voice...
116 posted on 01/25/2006 7:44:39 AM PST by Constitutionalist Conservative (Eschew obfuscation, ya'll.)
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To: PJ-Comix
#14 suggested this:
reinstitute ALL articles and amendments to the Constitution.
I can go along with that!
117 posted on 01/25/2006 7:56:32 AM PST by Constitutionalist Conservative (Eschew obfuscation, ya'll.)
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To: The Right Stuff
And they aren't just on DUmmie threads.

Chavez is only getting ready for what he knows is going to happen to his country; like what happen to Iraq. AS for your uneducated guess that Chavez is destabilizing all Latin america well this is actually being done by the rich white goverment thats running this Great nation of OURs. They have been taking things from all other cultures since they were hatched. They are so chicken sh.t that they don't know how to get things the right way so they have killed, stolen, cheated,and lied, like bush did about Iraq and etc,etc,etc. I know some of you think you were born rich but you weren't. To those of you who have worked for what is rightfully yours; honestly and know the heartache and suffering to get there, will you are not included in this statement. As for the destabilizing America it is the rich white goverment that is doing it. This is suppose to be a country of democracy; but to every one with their eyes wide open its not. The rich are getting richer off mine and every hard working Americans sweat; we are the true symbol of the American Democracy; and make no mistake about it. GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1564329/posts?page=14#14

118 posted on 01/25/2006 7:56:43 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: The Right Stuff

Isn't it hilarious that the DUmmies that moved to Canada because of the Bush election will have to move again! LOL! Canada just elected a Bush clone yesterday!


119 posted on 01/25/2006 7:57:24 AM PST by Ronaldus Magnus Reagan
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To: PJ-Comix
I was just thinking that. Imagine seeing Anne Coulter with a shaved head and swaztika painted on her forehead.

Why just paint when you can tattoo your enemies?

SD

120 posted on 01/25/2006 8:00:07 AM PST by SoothingDave
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