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DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-06 ("If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/10/2006 5:06:26 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are setting themselves up for yet MORE frustration. This time it comes in the form of frustration over the LACK of a filibuster over Judge Alito. Judging from what is happening, despite the wild attacks on Alito by Chuck the Shmuck and The Swimmer, there probably WON'T be a filibuster against Alito. Thus the DUmmies are setting themselves up for another round of rubber room frustration as you can see in this THREAD titled, "If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal." Yes, once again the DUmmie hopes are about to be dashed by the realization that Alito WILL be nominated to the Supreme Court no matter how incoherently loud the drunken Teddy shouts in protest. So let us watch the fun spectacle of the DUmmies working themselves up to an uncontrollable rage in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, anxiously awaiting the entertainment of the post-nomination fireworks in DUmmieland, is in the [brackets]:

If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal

[And the signal is: "Time for a new round of meds."]

The message is: We are on our own.

[Fear not, DUmmies. You can still receive succor and comfort from the likes of Benburch, mopaul, flyarm, and Pied Piper Pitt. They will lead you to the Bolshevik Promised Land.]

I hope that they do not send this message. Send whatever good vibe you survive on to our Dem senators, and send an Insight vibe of your choosing to the Republican senators participating in this slap-to-the-face to our Constitution.

[And don't forget to send a Therapy Vibe to you local mental health professional.]

These hearings are a farce. Alito needs therapy, not more power. If the senators choose this sick, sexist, sociopathic NeoCon to lord over us legally, we will know that the last shreds of courage and integrity were vacuumed up by a cleaning lady in the Senate months ago.

[The unintended self irony of your post about Alito needing therapy followed by your wacko rant has probably gone over your tiny head.]

Right On!!! As far as I am concerned, it is their LAST damn chance. NO TO ALITO!

[Damn that Alito! Why can't he believe the constitution is subservient to International Law like Justice Breyer?

If the dems allow this nomination, it means they are one with the GOP in the culture of corruption and overturning our freedoms, especially womens.

[Liberal Civil War is FUN to watch!]

They have had time to get the script right and trap him tomorrow.

[Set the Alito trap and then BORK HIM!!!]

If the Dems don't filibuster, we are F*CKED! ... for generations!

[You've already achieved that exhalted state.

We are standing at the Brink. Period. If this guy gets in, we can kiss any vestige of judicial decency goodbye. Scalia, Thomas, Alito, and Roberts will recreate America. And, that, my friends, is not being dramatic.

[Have no fear. They will continue to allow DUmmieland to stay in existence. After all, it is an endless source of comedic entertainment.]

Goodbye America - Hello Christian extremist theocrats if this happens. But we will not allow them to do so even if it means civil war, expecially when it comes to women's rights. We'll quite politely rip their eyes and hearts out.

[You've already given us solid proof that your brains have been ripped out.]

Yes, you're right... This will be do or die for America! Dem's MUST filibuster Alito!!! If they don't I'll NEVER support them again!

[You will NEVER support them again...until you go crawling back again like lapdogs with your tails between your legs.]

Personally, I think a clear agenda item is to impeach every Federal bench appointment Bush made once election fraud is demonstrated to the majority of the population, which simply relies on the story being covered...every single one of them. Judge Abner Mikva, retired, a distinguished jurist agrees with me, btw. He said so right after *'s sElection.

[I always suspected that Judge Mikva was a bit nutty but thank you for this new information confirming that he is actually completely LOOOOOONY!]

Dont give in Dems...This one is for all the marbles...

[Yes, those marbles that you have lost.]

We cannot let the SCOTUS slip its gone too far already

[The Democrats are too far gone already. Oh, and your slip is showing.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 109th; alito; alitohearings; dummies; filibuster; judgealito
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To: PJ-Comix
this slap-to-the-face to our Constitution.

The DUmmies wouldn't know the Constitution if IT walked up to them and slapped THEM in the face.

121 posted on 01/10/2006 6:24:39 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Since when do Democrats care about the Constitution?)
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To: SandyInSeattle
Forgive me for being dense, but aren't we the majority?
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Only in the real world. In DUmmie universe they are the majority.
122 posted on 01/10/2006 6:28:44 PM PST by Cheburashka
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
There is a poster there going by the name of LynnetheDem who is married to a soldier stationed at Ft. Hood. She claims that most in the military are on their side. Of course, she's a bald-faced liar. Ft. Hood and the surrounding area is the reddest of red areas.
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Umm, maybe somebody's trying a little psyops to egg them on, so when they do something we can lower the boom?
Of course, the DUmmies will never actually start a real revolt. That would mean leaving the basement, and you know if they did that, Mom would probably rent it to somebody else in a heartbeat.
123 posted on 01/10/2006 6:42:37 PM PST by Cheburashka
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To: PJ-Comix
this sick, sexist, sociopathic NeoCon. . . .

Coming from a DUmmie, I take this as a ringing endorsement of Judge Alito.

124 posted on 01/10/2006 7:06:19 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (If they hate him, I love him.)
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To: PJ-Comix
they are one with the GOP in the culture of corruption and overturning our freedoms, especially womens.

D*MN them for standing in the way of women's freedom to murder babies!

125 posted on 01/10/2006 7:10:29 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Freedom's just another word for . . . murder.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Scalia, Thomas, Alito, and Roberts will recreate America.

From your lips to God's ears.

I.e., recreate America back to where it was before the PREVIOUS Supreme Courts exceeded their bounds.

126 posted on 01/10/2006 7:13:41 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Tenth Amendment constitutional conservative.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hello Christian extremist theocrats. . . .

Hi! How are you?

127 posted on 01/10/2006 7:15:03 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Christian extremist theocrat)
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To: PJ-Comix
But we will not allow them to do so even if it means civil war, expecially when it comes to women's rights. We'll quite politely rip their eyes and hearts out.

We'll FIGHT for the right to rip the brains out of our babies' skulls!!!

128 posted on 01/10/2006 7:17:35 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (We MUST be able to murder babies!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I think a clear agenda item is to impeach every Federal bench appointment Bush made. . . .

Why stop there? Impeach EVERY Republican AND Republican appointee ALL ACROSS THE LAND!!!! Then EXECUTE them!!!!

129 posted on 01/10/2006 7:21:23 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (I'M NUTS! I'M NUTS! I'M NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: gate2wire
Is anyone else getting sick of this over use, and misuse, of "Neocon"?

And the thing is, Alito isn't even Jewish.

130 posted on 01/10/2006 7:25:13 PM PST by Charles Henrickson ("Neocon" = Thinly-veiled DUmmie anti-semitism.)
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To: PJ-Comix
the vast majority of Americans believe in fair play. . . .

And that is why they will OPPOSE Democrat obstructionism, such as a filibuster, which would PREVENT THEIR ELECTED SENATORS from casting an up-or-down vote on the President's nominee.

131 posted on 01/10/2006 7:36:30 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Democrats do NOT believe in fair play.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It is time for every single Democrat in Congress to gird their loins. . . .

There are some Democrats in Congress I do not want to envision girding their loins.

132 posted on 01/10/2006 7:38:34 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (All of them, in fact.)
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To: PJ-Comix
You want to see Bush leave in '08?

'09 will do. (January 20, to be specific.)

133 posted on 01/10/2006 7:40:20 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Read that Constitution thingie again, DUmmie.)
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To: PJ-Comix
This is the battle, and damnit, it is time for the Democrats to fight. If they don't, then what the f*ck good are they?

If it makes you feel any better, we say the same thing about our Republicans at times (maybe minus the vulgarities). Believe it or not, there are some of us who believe President Bush and many of our Pub congresspeople are not conservative enough.

134 posted on 01/10/2006 7:43:51 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Scary, isn't it?)
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To: nina0113
Don't forget the upcoming nominations to replace Stevens and probably Ginsburg.

OhpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohPLEASE!!!

135 posted on 01/10/2006 7:47:53 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Here come da judges!)
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To: PJ-Comix

136 posted on 01/10/2006 7:53:22 PM PST by John Lenin
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To: PJ-Comix
This administration has pulled off so much horror and made so much $$$$$$$$$$$$$ burning the skin off of babies . . . and closing down health clinics . . . and trying to put limits on women's rights all over this country.

The irony here is beyond belief. It is the ABORTION INDUSTRY that has "pulled off so much horror and made so much $$$$$$$$$$$$$ burning the skin off of babies."

137 posted on 01/10/2006 7:59:18 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Follow the money.)
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To: MoochPooch
Why would a teeny little woman buy a condom?

Maybe she's tired of renting.

138 posted on 01/10/2006 8:01:52 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (An apartment, I mean.)
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To: Purrcival
(Senator, your supposed to take 30 minutes to ask Alito QUESTIONS, not make a 30-minute statement!)

I didn't watch the hearings, but it sounds like Biden you're referring to.

139 posted on 01/10/2006 8:04:51 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Biden his time.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson
"As far as I am concerned, it is their LAST damn chance..."

Do you mean this will be the LAST Day That Everything Will Change?
140 posted on 01/10/2006 9:40:27 PM PST by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives; the Progs have never figured this out.)
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