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DUmmie FUnnies 01-09-06 (DUmmie Causes Democrat To Run Away From Crazed MIHOP Rant)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 9, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/09/2006 4:40:25 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Try this experiment. Go up to a Democrat friend or relative who isn't totally far gone. Then tell them that on the biggest Democrat Web Forum the prevailing theory about what happened on 9-11 is something called MIHOP and then go into detail as to what the initials mean. Most likely the semi-normal Democrat will think you are either putting them on or grossly exaggerating in order to make Democrats look bad. Therefore the reaction of this "normal" Democrat to a DUmmie in this THREAD titled, "A MINOR rant for the day," is NOT surprising. He was FRIGHTENED by the bizarre 9-11 conspiracy theory promulgated by the DUmmie and hastened to get away from the source of the madness. Unfortunately for this Democrat and his fellow Democrats who still retain a few shreds of sanity, they will have even MORE confrontations with insane DUmmie conspiracy theories as time goes on. There is NO ESCAPING the MENTAL ILLNESS that has taken hold of the Democrat Party. Once upon a time, one could disagree with an Adlai Stevenson or a Hubert Humphrey but still not feel they were NUTS! However, today's Democrats live in the shadow of the likes of Howard Dean and the DUmmies. THERE IS NO ESCAPE! Yes, you might be embarrassed by the nutcases but in today's Democrat Party they are the hard core who run the show. As usual the DUmmies with both minor and major rants are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, handing out the butterfly nets to the Democrats, is in the [brackets]:

A MINOR rant for the day

[Let 'er rip!]

I was out working on my local petition for the city of Lakewood (CO). I saw a man wear a fabulous necklace that had Wes Clark’s name on it. I complimented him and we exchanged names. I said I was at the D/T Denver party for Wes when he through his hat into the ring for 2004, he said he was also. By this time I recognized him, doubt if he recognized me. He was very involved in the original Clark draft. He is hoping Clark will run again in 2008

We started talking about the implosion of the Republican Party and how the dems don’t seem to be benefiting from it. We were talking about how difficult it has been for the dems to position them selves after 9-11. (I knew better, but couldn’t resist) and I started talking about MIHOP>.I explained how in the history of the world steel buildings have never imploded and how it takes weeks to plant demolition to implode a building> How did they do this is a few hours? MIHOP.> He very quickly said he was running late and had to go…. and left!

What hope do we have to get the truth out if committed, involved loyal democrats don’t want to hear the truth?

[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE your story!!! Yes, more semi-normal Democrats need to hear your wacko conspiracy theories. Perhaps it will drive even MORE folks out of the Democrat party. Oh, and I sincerely hope that you (or a fellow DUmmie) is a featured speaker at the next Democrat convention.]

I don't believe that bombs were planted in the Twin Towers.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Bush exploited 9/11 - he didn't create it.

[LIHOP?]

Too much has happened since 9-11 that sent me from LIHOP to MIHOP a year ago.

[A spiritual conversion---DUmmie style.]

People don't want to believe that Bushco is "that" evil..

[Even some Democrats don't want to believe fellow Democrats are that nutty.]

IF the Atta and other terroists, Sun Cruz ship/Abramoff, repuke connection is ever made public...THEN people will listen.

[Oh yes. We've read all about the "rock solid" proof of a connection between the terrorists and the Sun Cruz casino ship.]

If this is what you suggest we embrace for the next campaign we are doomed. Might as well resign to the fact that the Republicans will continue to win again and again.

[Shhhh! Don't discourage dopey DUmmie conspiracy theories!]

OMG..If the truth about 9-11 is irrelevant we are doomed. You think jobs are more important than the truth coming out.Give me links concerning engineers that disagree.

[MIHOP!!! SHOUT it loud from every rooftop!!!]

The 2004 election WAS STOLEN by the evoting machines being hacked. He's an illegitimate asshole. He has NEVER been elected.

[Thank you for reminding us again that wacko DUmmie conspiracy theories extends beyond 9-11.]

IMHO MIHOP is a very tough sell, LIHOP a little less, but neither should be neccissary for Democratic victory -- if it is, we are toast.

[Whole wheat or rye?]


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: 911conspiracy; dummies; lihop; mihop; tinfoil
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To: SaveTheChief
Even regular democrats won't have anything to do with the DUmmie crowd. These people are way out of touch with the world.

Remember, the DUmmie in spirit, Howard Dean, now runs the Democrat Party.

21 posted on 01/09/2006 4:53:59 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
IF the Atta and other terroists, Sun Cruz ship/Abramoff, repuke connection is ever made public...

Ok DUmmie, I know about it... you know about it...sounds like it's public to me.

22 posted on 01/09/2006 4:54:49 PM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix

...and Dennis Kook-cinich is right in there with Dean.


23 posted on 01/09/2006 4:55:29 PM PST by Purrcival (Hey, all of this talk about LIHOP and MIHOP is making me hungry! Let's all go to IHOP!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I find it interesting that the DUmmies are completely fixated on pointing fingers and laying blame, instead of finding a way out of their "electoral" slump they have been in....

Actually, don't tell them. LOL


24 posted on 01/09/2006 4:58:08 PM PST by MikefromOhio
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To: Charles Henrickson

They're already saying that the eeeeeevil Bush administration caused the miners' deaths because they failed to close down that mine, and the standards have been "relaxed". The DUmmie template is that everything -- EVERYTHING -- is the fault of George W. Bush.


25 posted on 01/09/2006 4:58:09 PM PST by Purrcival (Mmmmmmmm....pancakes! My planned call to Jenny Craig is gonna have to wait.)
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To: PJ-Comix
IMHO MIHOP is a very tough sell, LIHOP a little less,

And both are impossible to sell if the buyer has a ounce of rational sanity.

26 posted on 01/09/2006 4:59:48 PM PST by carlr
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To: PJ-Comix
I saw a man wear a fabulous necklace that had Wes Clark’s name on it.

He better give it back! Wes has been looking all over for it!

27 posted on 01/09/2006 5:02:07 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Wes Clark, Metrosexual in the Military.)
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To: carlr
My parents are dyed in the wool Dems, they would no more vote for a republican than run naked through the streets. They think MIHOP and LIHOP are nuts.
28 posted on 01/09/2006 5:03:26 PM PST by Talking_Mouse (Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just... Thomas Jefferson)
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To: PJ-Comix
I complimented him and we exchanged names.

So now your name is Wes Clark?

29 posted on 01/09/2006 5:03:43 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Wes Clark, Metrosexual in the Military.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Perhaps Clinton rigged the WTC thinking it would help Al Gore with his "gravitas," but then Bush won and foiled the plan!


30 posted on 01/09/2006 5:06:06 PM PST by Solamente
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To: PJ-Comix
I was at the D/T Denver party for Wes when he through his hat into the ring. . . .

The hat too?! Give it back!

31 posted on 01/09/2006 5:06:18 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The hat, the necklace, the ring, the name--the whole ball of wax.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Remember, the DUmmie in spirit, Howard Dean, now runs the Democrat Party.

Yes, but there are many out there who have had fathers and grandfathers who were Democrats, and will themselves vote Democrat until the day they die... maybe even longer in Chicago. One has to wonder if these folks pay attention to politics and keep an eye on their representatives.

32 posted on 01/09/2006 5:06:55 PM PST by SaveTheChief (Give the Governor a harrumph!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Oddly, once again I have an OVERWHELMING desire for masses of PANCAKES. I wish they would come up with "LIVER" or "EGGPLANT" to use, it would be much easier on me.

The mention of Wes Clark, aka "The Perfumed Prince" makes me wish for a "Silky Pony" reference. I guess John Edwards is busy with his hair these days.


33 posted on 01/09/2006 5:09:37 PM PST by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: PJ-Comix
I started talking about MIHOP. He very quickly said he was running late and had to go…. and left!


Probably got hungry for some pancakes and sausage!

34 posted on 01/09/2006 5:10:58 PM PST by luvie (Everyone that doesn't like what America and President Bush has done for Iraq can all go to HELL.-BD)
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To: PJ-Comix
but neither should be neccissary

Each and every day I think to myself "there's no way they could conceivably become any less literate than they are right now, today"... and, each and every day: they prove me wrong, anew.

35 posted on 01/09/2006 5:13:06 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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To: PJ-Comix

Another pancake thread...mmmmmm


36 posted on 01/09/2006 5:13:26 PM PST by NeoCaveman (starving the beast didn't work, they just kept spending anyway)
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To: PJ-Comix
Okay, I admit I'm behind the curve. I've been having some intestinal upset lately, so I haven't been reading all the DUmmie threads. Too much aggravation and I can't get in my standard 20 hours a day on the computer.

So, I didn't read the memo about what MIHOP means. Would someone please tell me the meaning of that acronym? Thanking you in advance, I remain, your humble servant,

Congressman Billybob

Latest column on Newsbusters.org: "AP Poll Biased: Anti-Bush, Anti-Republican"

37 posted on 01/09/2006 5:15:21 PM PST by Congressman Billybob (Hillary! delendum est.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I started talking about MIHOP>.I explained how in the history of the world steel buildings have never imploded and how it takes weeks to plant demolition to implode a building> How did they do this is a few hours? MIHOP.> He very quickly said he was running late and had to go…. and left!

"RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!"


38 posted on 01/09/2006 5:15:57 PM PST by Charles Henrickson ("IT'S A MIHOP LOONY!")
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To: Congressman Billybob

well, reading DU won't do anything for your indigestion, it will make it worse, in fact.
MIHOP= Made It Happen On Purpose, DUmmies use it to imply that 9-11 was planned.


39 posted on 01/09/2006 5:17:08 PM PST by darkangel82
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To: Congressman Billybob

They are referring to 9/11, and it means "Made It Happen On Purpose".

They think the evil Bush regime is behind 9/11.


40 posted on 01/09/2006 5:17:48 PM PST by PatriotGirl827 (There are no short cuts to any place worth going.)
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