Posted on 01/01/2006 9:24:29 PM PST by John Semmens
Exhibitor Relations Co. reports that over Dec. 10-11 weekend, the film brought in the highest per-screen average for any film release in 2005. "Brokeback Mountain" has also landed awards from the Los Angeles Film Critics Associations and the New York Film Critics Circle.
Plans are now in the works to do a gay/bestiality version of the “Lone Ranger.”
Pinky Sfinktir, press secretary for the Screen Actors’ Guild, called the move a “no-brainer.” “If movie-goers turn out to see two no-name cowboys go at it, imagine the impact when icons like the Lone Ranger and Tonto hit the sack together,” said Sfinktir.
The bestiality angle is motivated by two goals, says Sfinktir. “On the one hand, there is the creative desire to push the envelope,” Sfinktir said. “The gay thing has been pretty much mainstreamed for the American viewing audiences. We need to take it to the next level.”
“On the other hand, the famous ‘hi-yo Silver’ catch-phrase is a natural marketing hook for promoting the film,” said Sfinktir.
The plotline starts out with the Lone Ranger’s special relationship with Silver. One evening, Tonto dons the rear half of a horse costume and seduces a drunken Lone Ranger. Eventually, a passionate three-way relationship is established. When not engaged in carnal interactions, the heroes track down and arrest an outlaw gang that has perpetrated a series of hate-crimes against a gay “Dude Ranch.”
Other homofied stories in the mill include action-adventure “Batman & Robin (the Boy Wonder),” historical epic “Robinhood & His Very Merry Men,” and a musical-comedy “Man of la Macho.”
(Excerpt) Read more at azconservative.org ...
 |
They should have combined "Brokeback" with "Rumor" and filmed a story about two gay cowboys who both fall in love with Rachel and both realize that they are not gay. Then, turns out she's a werewolf and the two cowboys need their cowboy skills to hunt her down and release her from the beast curse . . . |
Not one dime for this crap. If it was about money, Hollywood would be turning out wholesome movies for the more mainstream population, not thinly veiled homo porn.
It is all about mainstreaming deviant behaviour. Let them go broke, and good riddance.
I see a parody here. Read it again.
Gotta love C.S. Lewis at the top of the heap. Bet that drives some of the Hollywierd buggerers crazy!
Hollywood isn't in it for the money in the production of BM, they are in it to push their gay activism. The gay activists are in charge of Hollywood.
The theme of the movie is "Love is a force of nature", which is listed on the BM movie posters and advertising. This is pushing the homosexual genetic ideology.
I smell a hit, man! You've gotta take a meeting before somebody steals that idea...
"He lost his Jack and he lost his family
Taking it from behind!"
Great stuff! I think Jack's the one who "takes it" though.
You don't think there was some reciprocation?
very clever, Bard!
Get off it troll, the movie is still a bomb.
Put it in perspective, how much money did Lord of the Rings make in two weeks.
Waiter, there's a Garcon on this troll!
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.