[PJ-Comix]

Have at it!

Oh, and let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List, the BIGGEST PING List on the FR.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Tijeras_Slim]

They're all great PJ! Have a Merry Christmas and I hope Santa brings you a huge book deal.

[Jaxter]

Bump.

[carlr]

Top five.

[MikefromOhio]

I think the Pied Piper Pitt episodes were the best couple of the year.....

[Bahbah]

I guess that, for me, I would have to go with any of the revelations of the "I Believe" threads that had DUers absolutely convinced that Kerry would be inaugurated rather than the elected President, George W. Bush.

[indcons]

The DUmmies are looking for moderators. People who are interested can visit this page

Enjoy!!

[Fenris6]

Yes, the post election threads were the best. Esp all the Diebold conspiracy noise & Bev Harris solicitations.

"We're just $10 away from overturning the election" LMAO.

[cripplecreek]

Pitts fantasy of pulling a Martin Luther and pinning his decree to the front door of the white house was pretty good.

[eyespysomething]

DUmmie FUnnies 01-19-05 ("What's your fantasy for the inaugural Thursday?")

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1323822/posts

[eyespysomething]

Oh, and anything with the DSM and the DUmmies frustration at the stupidity of Americans, and their threads about fitzmas

[phoenix0468]

DUmmie FUnnies 10-26-04 (DUmmie Promises to LEAVE the USA)

I have been planning to leave the United States since before the 2000 election. I plan to leave still, even if Kerry is elected. It is not an easy task to emigrate legally, but I am working hard at it. There are many reasons for this, but cowardice is not one. Here are some of the highlights:

[I’ll tell you what. I’ll read your stupid reasons for leaving if you promise to LEAVE.]

1. My partner is Arab-American. Not only do I not want to see her "disappeared"; we are both sick of giving money to the government to kill her people. Worse, she is of draftable age. We can't stomach contributing any more to a racist war against ourselves.

[Uh…First of all there WON’T be a draft and secondly they won’t be drafting women. But don’t let that keep you from LEAVING.]

2. I am a scholar and an artist. I can't walk two steps in this country without being denigrated for my chosen work and identity. This has not changed since I was in grade school. Almost every other country in the world respects the arts and learning more than America does. I think I will have a more interesting career overseas, and anything that my work could do to "help" America could be done from anywhere.

[What? Do you wear a sign that says “Scholar and Artist”? Okay, so we don’t respect you wonderful scholars and artists who just want to enlighten us…Now will you LEAVE!!??]

3. American architecture has become ugly, most of the entertainment is insipid, and the food absolutely hideous. Go ahead and disagree; it won't change my taste.

[Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mickey Ds architecture sucks and their Big Macs taste horrible. Great reasons for you to LEAVE.]

4. I don't like sports, and I don't feel I should be stigmatized for this in employment and social situations.

[Overseas you will be stigmatized for not liking soccer, sh0rtbus. But don’t let that stop you…LEAVE!!!]

Should I go on?

Here's to one of the funnier DUmmie FUnnies, thanks PJ, and here's also to hoping he left. BWAHAHAHAHA!!

[samiam1972]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1534654/posts

From 'I cried my way into work today'

"Last week I ordered an import CD of the music of "Donovan" and today I played it in my car for the first time in 30 years on way to work. It warmed my heart to hear his soothing voice but then, as he began the first refrain of "Catch the Wind" -- I completely lost it. His words reminded me of time of purity in my life. I started blubbering like an old fool... all the way from the bottom of my stomach... the tears kept coming and I couldn't stop them. It was as if God had just touched my shoulder to remind me of who I am and how far I had strayed from my original dreams."


I must be a mean spirited person because this made me howl with laughter!

[socialismisinsidious]

I loved the DUmmies FUnnies where one of the DUmmies was discussing his latest date and agonizing on "should I call her or not" and a bunch of other DUmmies were trying to convince him that he was "hot, smart" and "all that"....they were both divorced like 3 times...it was pathetically funny.

[Welsh Rabbit]

My vote is for the fake Indian prayer (that was the "Winter is coming" one, right?).

[MoochPooch]

There were so many, I can't even decide. (Kudos to Charles Henrickson for his input; you guys could headline a comedy club.)

Probably a toss-up between the most recent, "Where Have All the Hippies Gone?" & the Pitt Midnight Cowboy (now Bareback Mountain) threads.

With your help lookin' forward to a happy 2006!

[freedumb2003]

The Day Everything Changed...

I II and III (and IV?)

[OSHA]

Here's my nomination.....


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;s=funnies

[socialismisinsidious]

almost forgot about the 'What Meds are you on' thread...priceless.

[hattend]

I really liked the Scamdy DUFUs.