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DUmmie FUnnies 12-01-05 (DUmmies Demonize MAVERICK Joe Lieberman)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 1, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/01/2005 12:37:05 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Have you ever noticed that whenever a "moderate" Republican disagrees with conservative positions, he/she is hailed by the media as being a "maverick?" However, whenever a Democrat offers a contrary view to the prevailing liberal line you will NEVER hear of the media applying the "maverick" label to this person. Usually such apostates are treated as kooks such as the case with Zell Miller or are just flat out ignored as what happened this week with Joe Lieberman. If a Republican senator had expressed opposition to the Bush Iraq policy, that senator would have been HAILED in the media and would be invited to appear on all sorts of interview shows. In Lieberman's case, he is being treated as a non-person by the media. Although ignored by the mainstream media, the DUmmies are looking upon Lieberman as a treacherous Emmanuel Goldstein. Yes, they are lined up in front of their computer screens screaming HATE in the direction of Lieberman as you can see in this THREAD titled, "'We Do Have a Plan' (Iraq - Lieberman)" as well as this THREAD titled, "Lieberman in Iraq - American forces will remain until mission complete." So let us now watch the DUmmies begin the Hate Week proceedings in Bolshevik Red while screaming at the screen image of Lieberman while the commentary of your humble correspondent, picturing Pied Piper Pitt as Inner Party Member O'Brien, is in the [brackets]:

Sen. Joseph I. Lieberman, just back from Iraq, wants President Bush to give the American people details about the progress being made in that country - from military triumphs to the proliferation of cellphones and satellite dishes. But Lieberman, D-Conn., who spent Wednesday and Thursday in Iraq, saw strong evidence that a workable American plan is in place. "We do have a strategy," he said. "We do have a plan. I saw a strategy that's being implemented."

[According to that Hartford Courant article, Lieberman is NOT in lockstep with the liberal Democrats. He MUST be tombstoned from the Senate!!!]

The plan is to kill off enough militants and dissidants so that the US armed and trained neo-colonial regime can more or less control the country. Although I'm sure in Lieberman's fevered brain this somehow means peace and stability.

[Shame on Lieberman for not defining the terrorists as "dissidents."]

Hey Lieberman, go F* yourself! change party already. Whining stinking bastard!

[You are hereby appointed as the Group Think Leader of the Hate Week Festivities.]

How do we go about kicking him out of the party?

[All who do not engage in GroupThink MUST be PURGED!]

he is really getting Dems in CT upset with his BushCo apologist rhetoric and a lot of us want him GONE

[Lieberman's failure to completely follow the Party Line is making you soil your diapers.]

How can he allow himself to be nothing but a tool for the Bush war machine?

[Rovian Mind Control?]

I always wondered what the pukes found while cleaning up the anthrax. what a great way to get access to all those offices and computers. By the way have we caught the anthrax mailer yet. No reason, he did his job well for the rePukes.

[I wonder if Karl Rove filed a 1099 form for the anthrax mailer's services?]

This is all about Israel wanting a huge U.S. military presence in the ME, and nothing more for Liebershitz. I can't blame Israel for wanting a big bully presence at their back door, so draft-dodger Liebershitz should just be honest about his intentions for BSing us about Iraq.

[You should be more subtle about your hate by calling Lieberman a "neocon."]

Anyone else see the need to purge the democratic party of undemocratic people? Sheesh, what's the use. I just need to move to a country with a somewhat honest government and an impartial informative press.

[You'll love the party purge policy of the People's Republic of North Korea.]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN?????????? He is blatantly propagandizing for this administration--and I want to know why. He came back from Dante's Inferno--and put a flowery glow on it. He lied. I want to know why.

[I repeat: Rovian Mind Control.]

No one I know, left or right, cares in the slightest what he has to say.

[Sorry to inform you but even though the Left is shunning Lieberman, the Right is enjoying the spectacle of him sticking his finger in the Liberal eye.]

Joementum is a tool for the RNC and right wing radio and sites such as free republic - no more, no less.

[And the DUmmie FUnnies! Don't forget the DUmmie FUnnies.]

What was Gore thinking when he went with him as VP?

[What was Gore thinking when he stuck his tongue down Tipper's throat on a convention stage?]

Lieberman is the root of all evil, imho. If Gore hadn't chosen such an asshat as his V. P., then the election wouldn't have been close enough to steal. Good God, he's an idiot....

[Yeah. Lieberman FORCED Gore to act like a shmuck at the 2000 debates after painting Gore's face orange.]

Worst. VP Choice. Ever.

[How about Jack Kemp?]

Joe, shut the f*ck up already, we are all tired of your wanna-be repube... bullshit. that man is a failure and a disgrace to the Democratic party.

[A disgrace to the Democrat party? Sounds like an endorsement for Joe to me.]

Not a popular truth but AIPAC just shovels the money at their whores in both parties.

[Psst! The proper term is "neocons."]

He's just Zell Miller without the spittle and the bulging forehead veins.

[But Zell has better hair.]

Joe is an infiltrate and Uncle Tom for the Republicans. Notice how they trot him out in those most desperate of times to do his best performance of a Democrat. Im sure the 'establishment' shoved spoiler Lieberman on the 2000 ticket. Joe Lieberman is a murderer and a war profiteer. The blood is now on his hands as well.

[Fortunately, spoiler Kerry was shoved onto the 2004 ticket.]

Out of all the people that get sliced & diced here at the DU, Holy Joe gets it the worst. The threads are a mile long, and they are funny. I've never laughed as much as when I've read them.

[Me too. Drooling DUmmie hate-filled spittle is always good for laughs.]

Look how Zarcowi (sic)apologized for hurting jordanians at a wedding.

[Even "Zarcowi" is more beloved in DUmmieland than Lieberman.]

The mission for Joe is the protection of Israel. Will it ever be completed. Israel will not behave towards it's neighbors thus the only solution seems to be the destruction of it's neighbors which Israel's leaders have called for since it's 20th century inception. Look at the quotes made by all of the Israeli leaders since it was created by Britain....they have threatened the death of their neighbors for decades...how will the mission EVER be completed?

[Psst! Say "neocons." Much more polite.]

Dear Joe, please go to Iraq and personally oversee the mission...because you are f*cking useless as a Democratic Senator over here and the cost to our party of your constant right-wing enabling is simply catostrophic...

[Simply "catostrophic" for Liberal GroupThink.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 109th; du; dummies; joelieberman; lieberman
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To: PJ-Comix

Glad you finally got your new 'puter, PJ. Congrats!


81 posted on 12/01/2005 4:22:42 PM PST by Purrcival (Flip-flopping, lying John Kerry strikes again.)
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To: Bahbah; PJ-Comix
It just crossed my mind to wonder what the loonies were thinking about this. Now, thanks to our dear PJ, I shall find out.

Actually, since I'm starting to know liberals just as well as every square inch of my glorious naked...er....well, naked, anyway...body, I already had a good idea how they would respond.

82 posted on 12/01/2005 4:25:03 PM PST by Purrcival (Flip-flopping, lying John Kerry strikes again.)
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To: PJ-Comix

BTTT


83 posted on 12/01/2005 4:30:40 PM PST by hattend (Roast a Tookie for Christmas.)
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To: PJ-Comix

You have my vote, PJ!


84 posted on 12/01/2005 4:55:54 PM PST by Purrcival (Flip-flopping, lying John Kerry strikes again.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

I almost thought this was a Charles Henrickson post until I looked at the sig line.


85 posted on 12/01/2005 4:56:39 PM PST by Purrcival (Flip-flopping, lying John Kerry strikes again.)
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To: darkangel82; Charles Henrickson
That was just not necessary.

Hey, I'd rather see a purple dinosaur than that picture of Will Pitt kissing some other dude, any day!

86 posted on 12/01/2005 5:05:13 PM PST by Purrcival (Flip-flopping, lying John Kerry strikes again.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Oh, great. Thanks for conjuring up memories of that SNL hot tub/champagne toast scene between Gore and Lieberman (played by Seth Meyers). Thanks a pant load.


87 posted on 12/01/2005 5:11:08 PM PST by Purrcival (Flip-flopping, lying John Kerry strikes again.)
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To: PJ-Comix

How about Perot's VP candidate -- was it Stockdale?


88 posted on 12/01/2005 5:12:37 PM PST by Purrcival (Flip-flopping, lying John Kerry strikes again.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Please ping me if you are nominated - we've got seven good votes for you here! These democrats unglued (a FReeper coined term) threads are truly day brighteners.

The DU (Dumpster Upended) site ferments the hatred they have of anyone that does not bow to their social altars, much like darker times in human history. DUers do reveal their antisemitism over there, do they not? It gives us insight as to how the Nazis played their foolish followers into hating and scapegoating the Jews.

DUers play the victims of: society, Jews, conservatives, Republicans, and anything else that does not go their way. How do they survive the day without medication? Yikes!
89 posted on 12/01/2005 5:17:02 PM PST by BlessedByLiberty (Respectfully submitted,)
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To: PJ-Comix
""he is really getting Dems in CT upset with his BushCo apologist rhetoric and a lot of us want him GONE ""


News to me!! I grew up and lived most of my life there, and everyone loves him, from both parties! For us conservatives, he is sometimes better, sometimes even a whole lot better than the Republicans in CT! Bunch of RINO's
90 posted on 12/01/2005 5:28:57 PM PST by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: Purrcival; Charles Henrickson
I almost thought this was a Charles Henrickson post until I looked at the sig line.

High praise, indeed.

91 posted on 12/01/2005 5:35:02 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Win the war. Confirm the judges. Cut the taxes. Control the spending. Secure the border.)
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To: SIDENET

I wondered about that too. Kennedy yes, but Liebermann?? I don't think so.


92 posted on 12/01/2005 5:36:15 PM PST by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Dear Joe, please go to Iraq and personally oversee the mission.

Lieberman has been there 4 times. Wonder how many times this DUmmie has been to Iraq.

93 posted on 12/01/2005 7:15:53 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: PJ-Comix

It's funny how as I read this, I distinctly remember them at one time piously saying they're too righteous to purge anyone from their party for dissenting views. All that stuff about diversity of ideas, blah blah blah. These little pukes are nothing but facists.


94 posted on 12/01/2005 7:27:11 PM PST by Firefigher NC (Volunteer firefighters- standing tall, serving proud in the tradition of Ben Franklin.)
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To: Purrcival
"Look how Zarcowi (sic)apologized for hurting jordanians at a wedding.

"Hurting"? "Hurting"?????????

How about "killing" and "maiming"? Call it what it is!!!! I suppose that just because "Zarcowi" apologized, that makes everything OK. Geez."

"Okay, first I'd like to say I'm really, really sorry for blowing Muhammed's face off. Muhammed, you know I love you man and from the bottom of my heart, you'll find someone better man, okay, she would have run out on you anyway. She was sleeping around behind your back. It's for the best man, really, and plastic surgery these days, forget about it. Just make sure the surgeon's a committed Muslim and everything will be okay..."
95 posted on 12/01/2005 8:16:36 PM PST by jpf
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To: PJ-Comix

Ironic. The Dem's VP candidate returns from Iraq with good news, and they want to shove him in an oven for it. This is whats wrong with the democrat party. I disagree with Lieberman on a lot of things, but he's always been one to approach an issue in good faith.

Bush could cure cancer tomorrow and the Democrats would find a way to hate him for it. They have devolved into Socialist Brownshirts.


96 posted on 12/01/2005 8:34:29 PM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: Purrcival; jpf
Look how Zarcowi (sic)apologized for hurting jordanians at a wedding.

"Look, dead folks, I'm really terribly sorry for blowing you up at that wedding! Won't happen again! Honest, if I had known there was a wedding going on, I would have waited until afterwards before blowing you up!"

97 posted on 12/01/2005 8:47:31 PM PST by Charles Henrickson ("OK, so I apologized! Are you happy now?")
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To: jpf

To which Mohammed replied, "Just say that you're really, really, REALLY sorry and all will be forgiven."


98 posted on 12/01/2005 8:52:34 PM PST by Purrcival (You can run, Joe Wilson, but you can't hide. The Pajamahadeen is hot on your trail.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

See post 98.


99 posted on 12/01/2005 8:54:18 PM PST by Purrcival (You can run, Joe Wilson, but you can't hide. The Pajamahadeen is hot on your trail.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

By the way, the part about "not knowing there was a wedding going on" doesn't fly. Didn't the reports say that the homocide bombers DRESSED AS IF THEY WERE GOING TO THE WEDDING? Why would they do that if they did not intentionally blow those people up? And if they didn't know it beforehand, surely they would have known once they got to the room where everyone was celebrating.


100 posted on 12/01/2005 8:57:16 PM PST by Purrcival (You can run, Joe Wilson, but you can't hide. The Pajamahadeen is hot on your trail.)
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