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DUmmie FUnnies 12-01-05 (DUmmies Demonize MAVERICK Joe Lieberman)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 1, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/01/2005 12:37:05 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Have you ever noticed that whenever a "moderate" Republican disagrees with conservative positions, he/she is hailed by the media as being a "maverick?" However, whenever a Democrat offers a contrary view to the prevailing liberal line you will NEVER hear of the media applying the "maverick" label to this person. Usually such apostates are treated as kooks such as the case with Zell Miller or are just flat out ignored as what happened this week with Joe Lieberman. If a Republican senator had expressed opposition to the Bush Iraq policy, that senator would have been HAILED in the media and would be invited to appear on all sorts of interview shows. In Lieberman's case, he is being treated as a non-person by the media. Although ignored by the mainstream media, the DUmmies are looking upon Lieberman as a treacherous Emmanuel Goldstein. Yes, they are lined up in front of their computer screens screaming HATE in the direction of Lieberman as you can see in this THREAD titled, "'We Do Have a Plan' (Iraq - Lieberman)" as well as this THREAD titled, "Lieberman in Iraq - American forces will remain until mission complete." So let us now watch the DUmmies begin the Hate Week proceedings in Bolshevik Red while screaming at the screen image of Lieberman while the commentary of your humble correspondent, picturing Pied Piper Pitt as Inner Party Member O'Brien, is in the [brackets]:

Sen. Joseph I. Lieberman, just back from Iraq, wants President Bush to give the American people details about the progress being made in that country - from military triumphs to the proliferation of cellphones and satellite dishes. But Lieberman, D-Conn., who spent Wednesday and Thursday in Iraq, saw strong evidence that a workable American plan is in place. "We do have a strategy," he said. "We do have a plan. I saw a strategy that's being implemented."

[According to that Hartford Courant article, Lieberman is NOT in lockstep with the liberal Democrats. He MUST be tombstoned from the Senate!!!]

The plan is to kill off enough militants and dissidants so that the US armed and trained neo-colonial regime can more or less control the country. Although I'm sure in Lieberman's fevered brain this somehow means peace and stability.

[Shame on Lieberman for not defining the terrorists as "dissidents."]

Hey Lieberman, go F* yourself! change party already. Whining stinking bastard!

[You are hereby appointed as the Group Think Leader of the Hate Week Festivities.]

How do we go about kicking him out of the party?

[All who do not engage in GroupThink MUST be PURGED!]

he is really getting Dems in CT upset with his BushCo apologist rhetoric and a lot of us want him GONE

[Lieberman's failure to completely follow the Party Line is making you soil your diapers.]

How can he allow himself to be nothing but a tool for the Bush war machine?

[Rovian Mind Control?]

I always wondered what the pukes found while cleaning up the anthrax. what a great way to get access to all those offices and computers. By the way have we caught the anthrax mailer yet. No reason, he did his job well for the rePukes.

[I wonder if Karl Rove filed a 1099 form for the anthrax mailer's services?]

This is all about Israel wanting a huge U.S. military presence in the ME, and nothing more for Liebershitz. I can't blame Israel for wanting a big bully presence at their back door, so draft-dodger Liebershitz should just be honest about his intentions for BSing us about Iraq.

[You should be more subtle about your hate by calling Lieberman a "neocon."]

Anyone else see the need to purge the democratic party of undemocratic people? Sheesh, what's the use. I just need to move to a country with a somewhat honest government and an impartial informative press.

[You'll love the party purge policy of the People's Republic of North Korea.]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN?????????? He is blatantly propagandizing for this administration--and I want to know why. He came back from Dante's Inferno--and put a flowery glow on it. He lied. I want to know why.

[I repeat: Rovian Mind Control.]

No one I know, left or right, cares in the slightest what he has to say.

[Sorry to inform you but even though the Left is shunning Lieberman, the Right is enjoying the spectacle of him sticking his finger in the Liberal eye.]

Joementum is a tool for the RNC and right wing radio and sites such as free republic - no more, no less.

[And the DUmmie FUnnies! Don't forget the DUmmie FUnnies.]

What was Gore thinking when he went with him as VP?

[What was Gore thinking when he stuck his tongue down Tipper's throat on a convention stage?]

Lieberman is the root of all evil, imho. If Gore hadn't chosen such an asshat as his V. P., then the election wouldn't have been close enough to steal. Good God, he's an idiot....

[Yeah. Lieberman FORCED Gore to act like a shmuck at the 2000 debates after painting Gore's face orange.]

Worst. VP Choice. Ever.

[How about Jack Kemp?]

Joe, shut the f*ck up already, we are all tired of your wanna-be repube... bullshit. that man is a failure and a disgrace to the Democratic party.

[A disgrace to the Democrat party? Sounds like an endorsement for Joe to me.]

Not a popular truth but AIPAC just shovels the money at their whores in both parties.

[Psst! The proper term is "neocons."]

He's just Zell Miller without the spittle and the bulging forehead veins.

[But Zell has better hair.]

Joe is an infiltrate and Uncle Tom for the Republicans. Notice how they trot him out in those most desperate of times to do his best performance of a Democrat. Im sure the 'establishment' shoved spoiler Lieberman on the 2000 ticket. Joe Lieberman is a murderer and a war profiteer. The blood is now on his hands as well.

[Fortunately, spoiler Kerry was shoved onto the 2004 ticket.]

Out of all the people that get sliced & diced here at the DU, Holy Joe gets it the worst. The threads are a mile long, and they are funny. I've never laughed as much as when I've read them.

[Me too. Drooling DUmmie hate-filled spittle is always good for laughs.]

Look how Zarcowi (sic)apologized for hurting jordanians at a wedding.

[Even "Zarcowi" is more beloved in DUmmieland than Lieberman.]

The mission for Joe is the protection of Israel. Will it ever be completed. Israel will not behave towards it's neighbors thus the only solution seems to be the destruction of it's neighbors which Israel's leaders have called for since it's 20th century inception. Look at the quotes made by all of the Israeli leaders since it was created by Britain....they have threatened the death of their neighbors for decades...how will the mission EVER be completed?

[Psst! Say "neocons." Much more polite.]

Dear Joe, please go to Iraq and personally oversee the mission...because you are f*cking useless as a Democratic Senator over here and the cost to our party of your constant right-wing enabling is simply catostrophic...

[Simply "catostrophic" for Liberal GroupThink.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 109th; du; dummies; joelieberman; lieberman
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To: PJ-Comix

Please put me on the DUmmie Funnie Ping list. Thx.


21 posted on 12/01/2005 12:52:11 PM PST by JJR RNCH (Its only funny until someone gets hurt, then its hilarious.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Even "Zarcowi" is more beloved in DUmmieland than Lieberman.]

Too funny. "Gore/Zarcowi in 08"!

22 posted on 12/01/2005 12:52:46 PM PST by planekT (<- http://www.wadejacoby.com/pedro/ ->)
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To: PJ-Comix
Dear Joe, please go to Iraq and personally oversee the mission...because you are f*cking useless as a Democratic Senator over here and the cost to our party of your constant right-wing enabling is simply catostrophic...

Sorry. It ain't happening. William F. Buckley is the one who helped get him elected, after being pissed about the previous RINO senator. He is not a rabid idiot leftist. He is not yours. What he is is a refreshing voice in a party dominated by lunatics. If there were any justice, he would be the leader of the Dem party.
23 posted on 12/01/2005 12:53:51 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (One generation's satire becomes the next one's reality.)
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To: cardinal4

Yes he has--especially during the infamous Andy Stephenson fiasco.


24 posted on 12/01/2005 12:54:05 PM PST by luvie (QUITTING IS NOT AN EXIT STRATEGY IN IRAQ...)
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To: PJ-Comix
Anyone else see the need to purge the democratic party of undemocratic people? Sheesh, what's the use. I just need to move to a country with a somewhat honest government and an impartial informative press.

This one is by far my favorite idiot-ism of the day. Let's see, democracy believes in one person one vote, each voting their conscience...UNLESS that deviates from the lockstep group-think. Orwell must have known lost of democrats.

25 posted on 12/01/2005 12:54:19 PM PST by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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To: PJ-Comix
Joe Lieberman is a murderer and a war profiteer. The blood is now on his hands as well.

Blood on his hands?

This from the moonbats who actively root for Al Qaida.

26 posted on 12/01/2005 12:55:45 PM PST by SIDENET ("IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!")
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To: PJ-Comix

Oh, that is way cool! Is it a name brand one, or did you go with a made-for-you-only one? Does it have podcasting capabilities?


27 posted on 12/01/2005 12:57:32 PM PST by luvie (QUITTING IS NOT AN EXIT STRATEGY IN IRAQ...)
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To: JJR RNCH

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #763.


28 posted on 12/01/2005 12:59:01 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Petronski
"hurting" Jordanians?

More like blowing them to bits.

These people are delusional.
29 posted on 12/01/2005 12:59:02 PM PST by roses of sharon
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To: PJ-Comix
>>>>Lieberman is the root of all evil


Gosh, all these years I'd been brainwashed into believing Emmanuel Lewis was the real Antichrist.
30 posted on 12/01/2005 1:00:51 PM PST by .cnI redruM (Murtha - What happens when patriots turn into Democrats.)
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To: PJ-Comix
LOL, I googled that name too! Because numerous times when the MSM "interviews" a supposed stranger, it turns out to be a Dem activist.

NOW we know where the NYT's gets its interviews, at DU!
31 posted on 12/01/2005 1:03:22 PM PST by roses of sharon
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 50!


32 posted on 12/01/2005 1:03:43 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Vote Democrat--it's Easier than Getting a Job.)
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To: LUV W
Oh, that is way cool! Is it a name brand one, or did you go with a made-for-you-only one?

Brand name. e-machines. But it isn't like those crappy underpowered ones of yesteryear. This one has 200G HD.

Does it have podcasting capabilities?

Actually the podcasting isn't done from the computer. You upload the audio file to website. I plan on placing the Podcasts on iTunes so people can get it regularly on their computers. Then you can either listen on your 'puter or on an MP3 player.

33 posted on 12/01/2005 1:04:52 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: roses of sharon
NOW we know where the NYT's gets its interviews, at DU!

Not quite sure of that yet but "Leesa" is an unusual spelling of that name.

34 posted on 12/01/2005 1:07:07 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Well...I can tell you're really going to have fun with this machine! Lots of power to do all the things you've been wanting to do...and no screaming kids! Way to go!


35 posted on 12/01/2005 1:08:59 PM PST by luvie (QUITTING IS NOT AN EXIT STRATEGY IN IRAQ...)
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To: planekT

Holy Zarcowi!


36 posted on 12/01/2005 1:09:14 PM PST by txhurl
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To: LUV W; All
Here is the LATEST message from the The Weblog Awards. Remember, if the DUmmie FUnnies is announced as a finalist this Sunday, I WILL be asking for your votes (humor/comics category) the next day.

Finalists will be announced Sunday, Dec. 4. Voting begins Monday Dec. 5 and ends Dec. 15.

37 posted on 12/01/2005 1:13:00 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: txflake

I once got my wife a diamond necklace, but to my shock and dismay, I found out it was just Cubic Zarcowium.


38 posted on 12/01/2005 1:13:28 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Win the war. Confirm the judges. Cut the taxes. Control the spending. Secure the border.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I've actually seen an antisemetic posting at the DUmp (and from a member of the 1000 club) that wished Sen. "Liberman's mother would have been burned at Auschwitz so the f*king DINO would have never been born"...it was removed, thankfully, by "Skinner" or one of the other mods but I'll bet a paycheck the poster is still allowed to spew his/her hate.
39 posted on 12/01/2005 1:14:31 PM PST by meandog (FUDU)
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To: PJ-Comix

Any idea how many finalists in each category? Or how many nominations one needs?

I've got my appendages crossed.





[Ouch.]


40 posted on 12/01/2005 1:15:15 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Win the war. Confirm the judges. Cut the taxes. Control the spending. Secure the border.)
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