DUmmie FUnnies 11-23-05 ("Why do some people (DU'ers too) think that Communism is the worst?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 23, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[.cnI redruM]

Can you think of a country that would seriously want these lamesters?

[ReeWalker]

And goodboy is first in their sights! They're gonna wash his mouth out with soap, dress him in a nice little suit, and make him go to church every Sunday.

PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! Sell tickets to that!!!! I'll be FIRST in line to buy one!!!

[libs_kma]

"The only place I can think of that it's worked out is Cuba, and that seems more due to the excellence of Cuba itself and Castro than to any theoretical quality in Communism."

Communism WORKED in Cuba?!?!?!?!?

Now THAT is the best kept secret in the world! Has the IDIOT who pronounced that ever seen pictures of Cuba that were taken recently?

What should be their first clue is that any hurricane that decimates Cuba only does about $29.48 in damage!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Deetes]

Communism unmasked !!!!! Only in DUmmieland !!!!

[MindBender26]

>plutocracy

Micky Mouse's dog is running the government?

[Deetes]

$29.48 in damage!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!

[ReeWalker]

Where is Willy-boy these days? Have I missed an edition of the DUFU where he renounces the world & goes off to live on an island, weaving mats & selling them to tourists?

Nope...He's back at boring everyone to death...

Wee Willy

[darkangel82]

I saw this thread earlier and was going to post it over at CU, but didn't because it was so long. I knew you would notice it though, PJ. :) We all knew DU supported Communism and this proves it.

[537cant be wrong]

you know communism is the only form of government that when you call up information, they come over and get it from YOU!

[Purrcival]

[Only decades of coporatist conditioning have brainwashed us into thinking that Stalinist Russia or North Korea under the enlightened Li'l Kim were anything other that Workers' Paradises.]

Don't forget Castro and his Cuban paradise, PJ!

[FreeAtlanta]

Those pictures are amazing. I had heard about them, but had never seen them. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, and Communism is absolute to their society.

[NEPA]

This is exactly the same DUmmie topic that got me tombstoned a couple months ago.

I pointed out that Communist leaders were responsible for roughly 100 million deaths and they deleted my post and banned me.

[Fenris6]

I should know, real live Theocrats are trying to take over Ohio!

Interesting that the Left is more worried about Christians than Wahhabi Islam...

[Fenris6]

"If the DUmmies want to live under communism, why don't they frickin' move? Oh, I see, they know what's best for us and want ALL OF US living under communism."

Of course - all parasites need a host. That is the nature of communism. At least the DUmmmies realize they would all starve to death without us working to support them.

[decal]

As usual, someone else said it better first:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/817337/posts

[decal]

"If the DUmmies want to live under communism, why don't they frickin' move? Oh, I see, they know what's best for us and want ALL OF US living under communism."

Worse than that: they want to be the ones who keep the rest of us in line.

They belieeeeeve that when The Day That Everything Changes finally arrives, the invading armies will put THEM in charge.

They don't realize that they will be the first ones put up against the wall.

[Watery Tart]

Worse than that: they want to be the ones who keep the rest of us in line....

....and then she runs for President: "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

[dirtbiker]

We've been a plutocracy for some time now...

Call me ignorant, but what the "H" is this "plutocracy" they speak of? Some government run by Mickey Mouse's dog, or a puppet government with the leader living on the 9th planet of our solar system?

Have them ask people who lived and worked in the late 40s-80s. Many of them were shocked when reagan's policies started dismantling the stable way of life they all grew up with.

I guess once the labor unions outgrew their usefulness, we were supposed to continue them? In that case, where are all the factories that make horse-drawn wagons (outside of PA Amish country), ice boxes, kerosene lanterns, etc.? The only reason I belong to a union is because IT IS MANDATORY. I'll also bet that if union membership wasn't mandatory for some jobs, there would be no unions.....

(Aren't unions just the most wonderful things. They have done wonders for International Harvester, American Motors, US Steel, and now Delphi and General Motors....G-d Bless 'em!)

BTW Top 100?

[dirtbiker]

It amazes me how people can continually think that any idea SHOULD work, even if that idea has been PROVEN to be FACTUALLY FAULTY. "If only I were given the chance to perfect it, it would work." That is why a lot of people say LEARN FROM HISTORY!

I have heard that the defination of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different outcome....

Nuff said.....

[dirtbiker]

Stalin and Mao have slain their millions, but Bush, Bush . . . well, come to think of it, Bush hasn't slain ANY of his own people. Whoa! We'll have to rethink that one. . .

Watch it, Charles. THEY would counter that Bushco has "murdered" 100,000 in Iraq alone....not to mention the 2,000 or so troops killed and 100,000 wounded....

(They have this thing about 100,000....don't they...)