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DUmmie FUnnies 11-21-05 ("How annoying is the phrase 'Reagan Airport?'")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 21, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/21/2005 2:28:04 PM PST by PJ-Comix

One of the great myths perpetrated by liberals is that even though they may have disagreed with Ronald Reagan, they still respect him. HOGWASH!!! Back when Reagan was President in the 80's, the liberals hated him and they STILL DO as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "DC People: How annoying is the phrase 'Reagan Airport?'" It gives me GREAT PLEASURE that when DUmmies fly to D.C., they have to land at RONALD REAGAN Airport. So the next time you make the flight to D.C., if you see some red-faced idiot screeching like a maniac, you can be sure it is a DUmmie going berserk at the Reagan name. As usual, the Reagan hating DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, hearing the Gipper saying "There You Go Again," is in the [brackets]:

DC People: How annoying is the phrase "Reagan Airport"??

[RONALD REAGAN!!! SLOOOOOWLY I TURNED! STEP BY STEP...]

It's been almost eight years since they changed the name, and I'm still no less pissed about it. Remember when the Repukes claimed that they weren't going to take George Washington's name off? Well, it's still called Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, but of course people now just call it "Reagan" or "Reagan Airport" or "Reagan National."

I'm guessing that 99.9% of DUers refuse to call it by that name, but what do you do when people refer to it as that to you? Ignore it? Say something smide? Just curious.

[I'm guessing that 100% of the DUmmies need to bite down hard on a leather strap when seeing or hearing the name, "Ronald Reagan National Airport."]

I just flow out of National a week ago. I refuse to use the raygun name unless I absolutely have to. Love the airport, hate the name.

[In the DUmmie Alternate Reality it is called "Jimmy Carter National Airport."]

I refer to it as "WASHINGTON NATIONAL F***KING AIRPORT"... That usually clears most debate on the subject.

[After a normal person decks you.]

What pisses me off about the name is the repugs are guilty of re-writing history. Sound familiar? Of course it does, it is what repugs do all the time but pretend it is a tactic of the Dems. I get really steamed about Washington National because I am one of the millions of people who remember Raygun's administration - corrupt, sleazy, profane and sold out to the highest corporate bidder.

[Corrupt, sleazy, profane and sold out to the highest corporate bidder? Perfect description of Mark Rich's benefactor.]

My daughter flew there yesterday from Houston's George Bush Intercontinental airport. How sad.

[How glad.]

When people say "Reagan Airport" I correct them. and say, "You mean National?"

[No. I mean RONALD REAGAN Airport, DUmmie.]

Kinda like the RONALD REAGAN TURNPIKE here in FLORIDA! Yeah, makes a whole lot of goddamn sence to rename it from the "MAJORITY STONEMAN DOUGLAS TURNPIKE" (for those who don't know, she wrote "RIVER OF GRASS" and helped SAVE THE EVERGLADES, which is amazing since no one gives a SHIT about the environment in this hellhole state) to renaming it after RayGun, who had NOTHING to do with this state...unless you want to count how he helped RUIN it for 8 years along with the rest of the country.

[One of the GREAT pleasures of driving on the Turnpike down here is seeing the name RONALD REAGAN TURNPIKE on the signs and knowing how much it pisses off the liberals.]

How do I feel about it? Makes me gag, that's how I feel about it...

[So was that your car that I saw driving wildly off the side of the RONALD REAGAN TURNPIKE last weekend?]

Worse than that...they re-named one of the tollways After Reagan out here in Chicagoland. I-88 E-W Tollway is now Reagan 'Expressway'. Ugh!!!!

[WOO! HOO! I did not know that.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dca; dummies; ronaldreagan
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THIRTEENTH!!!

Remember that word, Clemenza. It is the PERFECT pickup line for meeting new chicks. Yes, if you yell, "THIRTEENTH" in a public place most folks will think you are as mental as a DUmmie. HOWEVER, there is bound to be at least one hot chick who is a fan of HBO's "Rome" series and will immediately bond with you as you discuss the series. Hey, it sure beats asking some strange woman what her astrological sign is. And in liberal Seattle, it is slim pickings in the female department from what I understand.

THIRTEENTH!!!

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 11/21/2005 2:28:05 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

first!


2 posted on 11/21/2005 2:28:28 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 11/21/2005 2:28:59 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Top ten ping.


4 posted on 11/21/2005 2:33:43 PM PST by techcor
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To: PJ-Comix

almost in before the ping


5 posted on 11/21/2005 2:34:07 PM PST by NEPA (Repeal the 17th)
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To: techcor

Top 10


6 posted on 11/21/2005 2:34:10 PM PST by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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top 10?


7 posted on 11/21/2005 2:34:36 PM PST by Sally'sConcerns (Native Texan, now in Ok.)
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Why would they be concerned about something so plebian as an airport?

Most of those creeps just need to tap together the heels of their ruby slippers and they can float and flutter to wherever they wish.


8 posted on 11/21/2005 2:34:50 PM PST by Petronski (Cyborg is the greatest blessing I have ever known.)
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Tenth! w00t!


9 posted on 11/21/2005 2:35:57 PM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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Hell, I still refer to Cape Canaveral.
NEVER as Cape Kennedy..

Semper Fi


10 posted on 11/21/2005 2:36:23 PM PST by river rat (You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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sad sad people.


11 posted on 11/21/2005 2:36:30 PM PST by 537cant be wrong (vampires stole my lunch money !)
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To: PJ-Comix

top ten or so...


12 posted on 11/21/2005 2:36:56 PM PST by Hawk1976 ("Vote for us, you backwards, slack-jawed, inbred, knuckle-dragging fascists!"-DU)
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Hell, I still refer to Cape Canaveral. NEVER as Cape Kennedy..

Actually the name was changed BACK to Cape Canaveral years ago. There is a Kennedy Space Center there but it is located in Cape Canaveral.

13 posted on 11/21/2005 2:38:11 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Here in te Cincinnati area I frequently drive, with pride, the Ronald Reagan Cross County Highway. it was renamed for him several years ago, much to the consternation of my lib co-workers at the time.


14 posted on 11/21/2005 2:39:31 PM PST by day10 (Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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Just wait till they see what we put George W Bush.


15 posted on 11/21/2005 2:40:00 PM PST by eastforker (Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
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Yes, Lets all cry about it as we drive down Martin Luther King lane formerly known as Memory lane.


16 posted on 11/21/2005 2:40:03 PM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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TWENTITH!!


17 posted on 11/21/2005 2:41:16 PM PST by MikefromOhio (We don't give a damn for the WHOLE state of Michigan.....)
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I meant what we are going to name GWB! Boy are they really gone a be pissed.


18 posted on 11/21/2005 2:41:58 PM PST by eastforker (Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
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To: PJ-Comix

I had to drive over the Robert C. Byrd bridge, up the Robert C. Byrd expressway, into the Robert C. Byrd tunnel, and down the Robert C. Byrd scenic route just to read this post.


19 posted on 11/21/2005 2:42:43 PM PST by The KG9 Kid (Semper Fi!)
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Ugh!


20 posted on 11/21/2005 2:43:50 PM PST by MamaB (mom to an Angel)
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