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DUmmie FUnnies 10-10-05 ("Whatever happened to the DU Activist Corps?????")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 10, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/10/2005 5:04:34 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

DUAC!!! DUAC!!! Good question. Whatever happened to the DU Activist Corps????? The answer is it went NOWHERE. What? You expected the DUmmies to get up off their lazy butts and actually DO something? Much easier for them to just sit in front of the glow of the computer monitor in their parents' basements and post angry insanities for the enjoyment of the DUmmie FUnnies readers. As usual, the DUmmie inquiries as to the fate of their latest failed project are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wishing the DUmmies a hearty "DUAC!!! DUAC!!!" is in the [brackets]:

Whatever happened to the DU Activist Corps?????

[Gone. Gone With The Wind.]

There was excellent participation by members -- hundreds and hundreds of LTTEs and dozens of them published, and I suppose the old mandatory adage applies to the Left: if it works, don't keep doing it. Find something else that doesn't and get with the program.

[aka FUBAR.]

And of course, I'm sure there's a blizzard of rationales as to why there hasn't been any new suggested actions for weeks and weeks and weeks. What was needed was MORE, not less, even as they got their groove together. Instead, the issue was allowed to drop.

[The problem began when the DUmmies were required to DO something. Their attitude was "DO? ACK!!!]

Even that little crumb of activism was verboten eh? I have openly wondered why there is no movement really organizing at the grassroots in the US to end absolute poverty ("world hunger") or why no sustained peace movement so that when wars come up, we don't have to turn to groups like ANSWER.

[According to Pied Piper Pitt, you are required to answer to ANSWER because they make things so easy for you with putting together demonstration details and logistics. Hey, why not sit on your lazy butts and just let ANSWER take care of the annoying details like the entire agenda?]

I agree. Bring back the Corps!

[And let someone ELSE do the dirty work! DUAC!!! DUAC!!!]

Are we supposed to suggest actions?

[Yes. Find the phone number of a new takeout joint for feeding your face while posting in your parent's basement.]

Now that you mention it... yeah? What happened to that?

[The whole DUAC concept never left the Hobbit Hole.]

I sent an idea about calling Senators when Johnny Bob Taliban was being considered for the SCOTUS....but heard nothing.

[Too bad. DUAC could have turned the tide on that but they blew it. DUAC!!! DUAC!!!]

I'd love to see it active... ... and more democratic.

[Instead it's dead and gone. DUAC...RIP.]

Thanks for the reminder. We really need to get back on the ball.

After Katrina, we were totally swamped with just trying to keep the site online. Since then, we've pretty much dropped the ball.

We've actually been discussing the possibility of asking a few DU members to take the lead on the activist corps, to help make sure that we have one or two actions each week. Because it's difficult for the admins to find time to focus on it.

We are eager to get going again. Sorry about the delay.

[Thanx for that bit of uninspiring cheerleading, DUmmie Skinner. You used Katrina as a silly excuse for "dropping the ball" and then you want others to do the DUACing because you just don't have time to "focus" on it.]

Please consider folding into your new structure some ways to capture that energy specific to big events. When those crucial moments arrive and you are busy keeping the site up and running, the floating activist framework will function without extra attention.

[Please consider translating that from Newspeak.]

All bluster no action. 20+ people signed the petition to the admins to start the CSPAN group; since approved we have had THREE regular participants. In general, I see a lot of postering and bluster, but little action.

[And that DUmmie wins a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity.]

Question. How large is the Administration of DU overall? How many Administrators does it take to run the Activist corps, to provide an action or two a week?

[Answer. About as many as it takes to screw in a lightbulb which means quite a few. TONS of generals and an almost complete DEARTH of privates. The story of DUAC in a nutshell.]

I have a hard time getting DUers to spend $4 at Kinkos and flyer to effect change.

[The DUmmies prefer to spend it on order out pizza while posting into the wee hours in the basements of their parents. DUAC!!! DUAC!!!]


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To: MikeinIraq
"When those crucial moments arrive and you are busy keeping the site up and running, the floating activist framework will function without extra attention."

Floating activist framework?????

What????

What power source does it use? Flatulance?

Someone ping me with that picture of a bunny with a pancake on it's head. What a pool of twits. How did they ever make it to this point?
21 posted on 10/10/2005 5:24:30 PM PDT by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: Bahbah; PJ-Comix
Am I the only one already bored to death with the constant overanalysis of the Harriet Miers nomination? NO!

Add me to your ranks- other than posting a few links and one comment, I chose to stay out of it. Only time will tell.

22 posted on 10/10/2005 5:25:05 PM PDT by backhoe (Just an old Keyboard Cowboy, ridin' the trackball into the Sunset...)
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To: PJ-Comix
Whatever happened to the DU Activist Corps?????

They transmorphed into the DU Inactivist Corpse...

23 posted on 10/10/2005 5:25:10 PM PDT by mikrofon (AFLAC!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm already feeling the Ents in my Pents.

We know. You might want to shut your blinds.

24 posted on 10/10/2005 5:27:02 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Warning: Not a Romantic or hero worshiper. Attempts to tug at my heartstrings annoy me... and I bite)
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To: PJ-Comix

"I'm already feeling the Ents in my Pents."

You mean you have ents in your pents and you need to dense?


25 posted on 10/10/2005 5:27:53 PM PDT by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: mikrofon
They transmorphed into the DU Inactivist Corpse...

DU-ICky. Remember him?

26 posted on 10/10/2005 5:29:04 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Whatever happened to the DU Activist Corps?????

Where have all the DUACos gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the DUACos gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the DUACos gone?
In their basements every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?


27 posted on 10/10/2005 5:29:54 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: alarm rider
You mean you have ents in your pents and you need to dense?

Only if you promise not to glence.

28 posted on 10/10/2005 5:30:38 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Bahbah
I swear, at some point they are going to publish a full color video of her undergoing a colonoscopy.

It will be revealed that her large intestine goes left and right. There will be a 5000 post thread examining "what it all means"

29 posted on 10/10/2005 5:34:19 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Warning: Not a Romantic or hero worshiper. Attempts to tug at my heartstrings annoy me... and I bite)
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To: PJ-Comix
I sent an idea about calling Senators when Johnny Bob Taliban was being considered for the SCOTUS....but heard nothing.

I guess you calling would be out of the question?
30 posted on 10/10/2005 5:35:24 PM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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To: PJ-Comix
hundreds and hundreds of LTTEs and dozens of them published . . .

. . . and three or four of them read and one or two at least not laughed at.

31 posted on 10/10/2005 5:37:58 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmie success rate.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm sure there's a blizzard of rationales as to why there hasn't been any new suggested actions for weeks and weeks and weeks.

Why do you need anything new? I thought June 16 September 24 was The Day When Everything Finally Changed.

32 posted on 10/10/2005 5:41:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (No need for anything else.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Am I the only one already bored to death with the constant overanalysis of the Harriet Miers nomination?

I am not participating in HM threads.
33 posted on 10/10/2005 5:42:56 PM PDT by reformedliberal (Bless our troops and pray for our nation.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Please consider folding into your new structure some ways to capture that energy specific to big events. When those crucial moments arrive and you are busy keeping the site up and running, the floating activist framework will function without extra attention.

Obviously, a veteran of many a therapy session and group meetings. I work with a guy who talks just like this (he belongs to several support groups).
34 posted on 10/10/2005 5:43:45 PM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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To: PJ-Comix
Bring back the Corps!

Easier to get a corpse to do something.

DUmmie Activist Corpse.

35 posted on 10/10/2005 5:44:00 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Activist Corpse.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Only if you promise not to glence."

Fine, then don't mintz when you dence, because we all know that gents don't mintz when they commence to dence.

(Lord, help me with me, I ask so little of you...really..)


36 posted on 10/10/2005 5:47:54 PM PDT by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
There will be a 5000 post thread examining "what it all means"

LOL.

37 posted on 10/10/2005 5:51:21 PM PDT by Bahbah (Member of the Water Bucket Brigade)
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To: Bahbah

"There will be a 5000 post thread examining "what it all means"

Does anyone have a clue to what it all means? Please ping me and awake me from "this ents in my pents and I need to dense" nightmare.


38 posted on 10/10/2005 5:53:08 PM PDT by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: backhoe
other than posting a few links and one comment, I chose to stay out of it.

Same here. I read along for a while to get as much actual information as was available and then just stepped back to wait for anything substantive.

39 posted on 10/10/2005 5:54:48 PM PDT by Bahbah (Member of the Water Bucket Brigade)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 50, gloating over the demise of the DU ACtivist Corpse.


40 posted on 10/10/2005 5:55:29 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day ("Should I stay or should I go now? If I go there will be trouble. If I stay it will be double.")
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