DUmmie FUnnies 09-07-05 ("I KNOW That There Is No God! Here's Why")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 7, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I saw the guy today who will be building me that computer. One reason why he is giving me a good deal is that I told him I wanted to do a Podcast where sometimes I will be interviewing Porn actresses, as well as commenting on the DUmmies, and I suggested he could be a guest on the show along with the Porn chicks.

[decal]

"The guy quickly left but why do people need to reminded that you DON'T USE YOUR CELLPHONE IN THE LIBRARY!!!"

Well, he DID get you to forget to pitch for your DU book (with accompanying CD) so maybe it was worth it ;)

At any rate, atheism, like evil itself, is its own punishment - ever see a happy atheist?

[Charles Henrickson]

For those DUmmies who think they're smarter than God, I offer the following Far Side classic:

[decal]

"Perhaps they can't believe that anybody could be as nutty as you describe. If so, then perhaps you should refer them to this DUmmie THREAD titled, "I KNOW That There Is No God! Here's Why." As you will see, the level of DUmmie HATRED of George Bush has gone even beyond psychopathic levels..."

I've come to the conclusion that a significant number of the nuttier posters at DU are FReeper Trolls egging on the Barking Moonbats (BM for short) and that the mods there are too muddle-headed to see it.

They try it here but are always caught quickly.

Or as Spock will once have said: "It's far easier for civilized men to behave like barbarians than it is for barbarians to behave like civilized men."

[Charles Henrickson]

Show me some of that old shool (testament) WRATH!

You DUmmies, above all, ought to be glad God doesn't strike down all sinners on sight.

[shezza]

Oh.
My.
God.
This is one of the few rants I've not been able to make it all the way through. Just wow.

[Amityschild]

I found a whole page of them.

Okay...that was hysterical :-)

[Ditter]

You can certainly find em PJ. I was over at DU a little whole ago and I didn't see this one. I did feel the heat of their George Bush hatred and I am not even signed up over there. If I could just come up with a good screen name I'd sign up. Maybe BlueEyesCryingInTheBushInducedRain or PleaseDon'tHurtMeI'mNotArmed, those are pretty long. How about Woe Is Me or I'mBrokeOnMyAssAndRepubsOweMe, now I've gotten too long again, I'll have to think on it again.

[Ditter]

oopps typo Whole=while

[Charles Henrickson]

[A DUmmie "theologian" weighs in.]

Theologians--professional and amateur--have been weighing in on the problem of evil ever since Eve took a bite of that apple. See Job and his friends. See the Book of Psalms: "Why do the wicked prosper and the righteous suffer?" See St. Paul's words in Romans 9 about the potter and the clay. The Bible deals with this question all over the place. And it is there, in Holy Scripture, that we find the Ultimate Answer as to how God has dealt with this problem for all time.

[socialismisinsidious]

I hope that the Secret Service is watching these nut cases.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

While trolling DUmmiworld, I had the good fortune to see a couple of Christians, angry at constantly being bashed all the time at DUmmieland leave. No bloated opuses, just flat out told the Dummies why they were leaving. One was a long time poster who I couldn't figure out why if they were Christians they were even able to stand it there for more than a few minutes. The posts don't last long before being deleted by the goofball Skinner or his minions, so seeing these posts are like a sighting a rare bird. I wonder how often it happens when we're not looking.

Again a big thank you to PJ-Comix for saving us from having to wade through the river of filth that is DUmmieworld. Since DUmmie FUnnies started I rarely go there as PJ usually picks the most hilarious examples of their delusions to post here.

[Amityschild]

Charles...one of your all time best. Can't wait til the DUmmies get to see it!

[MoochPooch]

"Getting your period doesn't rule, but it never made me lose my religion or anything."


Theology aside, my question is: What does Bush have to do with my period? I mean, I get PMS & cramps too & all that, but . . . even THAT's his fault?

[JakeWyld]

I love it when unGodly people describe God as all knowing and all loving (he is) but ignore the part where it says "If you love ME. You will keep my commandments".


They also ignore the part where it says "God is angry with the wicked every day".

[Budge]

DUmmies --- obviously good Christians all!

< /sarcasm>

[JakeWyld]

Why do people think of God as their genie?

"Oh Lord, if I could just win the lottery tomorrow..."

"Oh, Lord, let little Jimmy win first place tomorrow you KNOW how he HATES to loose to those wretched kids down the street."

etc, etc, etc.

[Purrcival]

Yes! I remember that one! Love it - thanks.

[chesley]

"Bush has not been SMOTE"

Yeah, bad grammer, but rather catchy, don't you think?

Hill has not been smote. Gore has not been smote. Kerry has not been smote. Schumer, Kennedy, and Feinstein have not been smote. Yeah, I like it. And I have one question? Why haven't they?

[Ditter]

I wish I lived near you so I could attend a church with a conservative pastor. *sigh*