Posted on 08/30/2005 4:48:27 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
The DUmmies NEVER fail to entertain. In their last Katrina thread, the DUmmies were defending the looters. Now they have gone completely OFF THE WALL with this self-explanatory THREAD titled, "Hurricane Katrina proves that Bush must be IMPEACHED, and NOW." Yes, I can just picture the impeachment proceedings. The same Democrats who loudly proclaimed that perjury is NOT grounds for impeachment will now put forth the proposition that failure to prevent a hurricane is an impeachable offense. Therefore, in the future, every president who happens to be an EVIL Republican will fear the appearance of tropical depressions in the Atlantic since some of them grow into hurricanes thus providing grounds for their impeachment. So let us analzye the Mental Front blowing out of DUmmieland in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who sat out Impeachable Offense Katrina, sipping white rum, is in the [brackets]:
Hurricane Katrina proves that Bush must be IMPEACHED, and NOW
[Bring on Barney Frank to make the case for impeachment! He's an expert on blowing winds.]
Just watch the FReepers howl: "Do the DUmmies think Bush can prevent hurricanes? Will they claim he LIHOP'ed Katrina like they claim he LIHOP'ed 9/11?"
[No. The Freepers will claim that Bush MIHOPed Katrina and watched the Storm Coverage at the local IHOP.]
No President can prevent a hurricane, but a competent President can prepare for the inevitable so that, when a natural disaster occurs, he can direct government relief agencies to respond accordingly. George W. Bush has proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he is unfit to sit in the Oval Office.
[Bush should have sent relief trucks filled with food into the path of Katrina so all the chow could have been ruined by the flood waters.]
Because he is so obsessed with plundering Iraq on the behalf of Halliburton, Monsanto, and all the rest, the National Guardsmen who would have been on hand to help their fellow Louisianians are located half a globe away. So is their high-water equipment, which would be better served in the streets of New Orleans than in the damaged marshes of southern Iraq.
[Funny. I thought that the problem with the marshes in Iraq is that they LACK water due to drainage by Saddam to punish the Marsh Arabs. Of course, only EVIL Republicans purposely destroy the environment so perhaps there is some other explanation.]
Louisiana, Alabama, and Mississippi are hurting. Badly. And where is Bush now that the red states need him?
[Bush is having a grand time golfing with his Halliburton and Exxon buddies...at least in DUmmie Mythology.]
See? Thought so. Impeach this Coca-Cola cowboy now.
[The impeachment proceedings will take place at the DUmmie Sanitarium. And now let us hear the other DUmmies chime in on the heels of the comedy act of DUmmie derby378.]
In total agreement, derby. In fact, I was all for this action years ago!
[A soothsayer predicted the arrival of Katrina in 2003. Grounds for impeachment a couple of years ago.]
Puts the "War on Terror" in prospective, doesn't it? While we are chasing non-existant boogeymen in the ME (fattening the profits of the War Profiteers and Big Oil), we are in a much weaker position to deal with the true Terror - a natural disaster like Katrina. When will the idiots wake up and see this? A single storm of Katrina's size is more destruction by several orders of magnitude than a band of terrorists could ever hope to wreck on this country. If this doesn't underscore the conceptual ridiculousness of the WOT, nothing will.
[I'm surprised we don't greet Al Qaeda terrorists with comfy mats upon their arrival in the USA.]
He was golfing as Katrina was touching down... is this compassionate conservativism?? Attempting to make par while New Orleans floods??
[Or maybe, given the path of Katrina, he was only gulfing.]
Golfing, eating cake, strumming a guitar. I guess he was having fun on vacation.
[Playing Scrabble, whistling, web surfing, munching on Famous Amos, and performing a sacred Hopi Indian chant.]
That's the thing I, as just an unknown person out there, have been glued to the coverage and worried about those people out there. I can barely even get away from it for a few hours, so it's unfathomable to believe the president can just give it a 5 minute spot and 'go on with his life'. Sickening.
[It appears to me that rather than being glued to the coverage, you became UNGLUED years ago.]
For GOD'S SAKE! The hurricane hit RED STATES. I wonder how the Bush voters in them feel about his indifference?
[Bush personally didn't canoe to the flooded homes in the middle of the storm. RECKLESS INDIFFERENCE!!!]
All LIHOP/MIHOP all the time. He must stand trial in the Hague.
[All MENTAL/INSANE all the time.]
The nation is sick, diseased. It's leader is sick, diseased, and so the nation has become sickened and diseased. Sickened by denial of fundamental reality; strangled by secrecy and mass dysfunction on every level. The massacre of its environment, resources, it's very fundamental unity. Because the leader is sickened, diseased, the soul of the nation is sickened and diseased, starved by lies and dying because of a lost war a world away that is based on lies. The nation has become sickened, diseased.
[Thus spaketh a sickened, diseased mind.]
He COULD have prevented the hurricane Not all hurricanes, of course, but at least some of them... and lessened the impact of those that did happen. Much of the action that occurs in the Atlantic during hurricane season is Bush's fault. If he'd paid attention to the environment at all, there would be about 50% less hurricane activity in the Atlantic. And if he paid more attention to the Gulf Coast, New Orleans wouldn't be sinking at the rate of 3 feet a century. If Bush had any ability to lead in his head, he'd have had New Orleans shored up long ago.
[If Al Gore were president, he could have prevented Hurricane Katrina.]
Most are already on drugs. You must have missed that thread.
yep.
I am honestly amazed I hadn't seen it posted on FR yet from our resident moonbats....
:)
There was a DUmmie thread yesterday where one of them actually said they wanted to give money, but only to Dims! It went down the rabbit hole lickety split!
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damn those DUmmies get FUnnier and Funnier
21. Vast incompetence that always manages to make billions for him and his minions.
If that is true, then I want to be incompetent, too!! LOL!
LOUSY FREEPER TROLL
"And if he paid more attention to the Gulf Coast, New Orleans wouldn't be sinking at the rate of 3 feet a century."
Yeah! What he said! Where was Bush a century ago when he could have raised New Orleans up three feet and save them from the flooding.
The Dummies have lost he very fragile grip on the edge of reality.
"So it's George Washington's fault. If He had shored up N.O. 220 years ago, we would not be in this predicament."
I blame Andrew Jackson, myself. Sorry so-and-so had to win the Battle of New Orleans and keep this from being Tony Blair's problem...
This whole Katrina incident once again proves what a bunch of ghouls the DUmmies are. Their hollow lip service of concern for the wellbeing of the hurricane victims did nothing to hide their obvious hopes of a great tsunumi-sized disaster that might hurt Bush politically.
Oh, so Bush let Katrina come ashore, I see it now! And 9-11, all so Cheney could send Halliburton to Iraq! Bush is going to use his soaring oil profits to buy another baseball team....
40 years ago most of these people would have been residents of state mental hospitals! That they are loose in our communities is strong evidence that community based mental health programs do not meet the needs of the chronically mentally ill.
I think that they would like to see him cry like the gov of AL and Mary Landriu did. Honestly, some of these dem women make me want a sex change operation.
Whatever they are, they aren't strong enough.
"I blame Andrew Jackson, myself. Sorry so-and-so had to win the Battle of New Orleans and keep this from being Tony Blair's problem..."
Yes, but Washington should have predicted that N.O. would be a part of the U.S. one day. Let's not let facts get in the way. :-)
Do the commie rats realize that the President cannot offer disaster relief until a governor asks for it and no aid can be given until disaster actually occurs? What if he had directed aid to Florida or "ordered" an evacuation?
After all, last week that is where the country was watching the storm approach.
Save your crocodile tears, you ugly drooling unbathed bags of subhuman DU dirt. You don't care about the "red states" or any of the people in them any more than you care about last month's folder of kiddie porn. As with that, human suffering only interests you so long as it's useful.
And just because you're all a bunch of jellyfish who wait on the federal government to wipe your asses, doesn't mean you should assume the same of your betters.
I'd rather be sitting on top of a flooded house being cooked to death than have to share a cool dry room with any one of you dependant DU losers. Go right to hell, worms.
-Dan
99% of the statistics on DU are made up!
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