Michael Moore is fat (enters Pritikin fat farm)

The Superficial ^ | 8/24/3005

[BurbankKarl]

Michael Moore has enrolled in a $3,800 per week fat farm - the Pritikin Longevity Center and Spa in Aventura, Florida - in an attempt to lose weight.

Moore is reportedly aiming to lose 12 pounds during the first three weeks, though somebody should inform him that 12 pounds is pretty worthless when you already weigh 300 pounds. I admire that he's not going the route of liposuction, but I really doubt that fat bastard has what it takes to lose weight the natural way. What he should be more concerned about doing is shaving that horrible excuse for facial hair he has going on. When you can throw down $3,800 per week at a spa, it'd be nice if you could look slightly more presentable than the homeless man who lives in the subway.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Only 300 lbs.? ;)

[RedBeaconNY]

Well, if he does manage to go from 300 lbs to a healthy 170, what's all that leftover skin gonna look like? Good thing we'll never have to see that...

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

Hey Michael...Al Quida has a great weight loss plan just waiting for you !!!!!

[Vn_survivor_67-68]

a pig is a pig

I hope the fat kills him.

[Gaffer]

You gotta remember, if they took more than that, they'd be sucking out most of that a$$holes brains....

[Doogle]

I know it's old but...I know how he could lose 23 lbs of ugly fat....cut off his head



Doogle

[rickmichaels]

Moore is reportedly aiming to lose 12 pounds during the first three weeks...

I wonder if he's going to miss all that toejam.

[zip]

shaving that horrible excuse for facial hair

He really needs to add some Miracle Gro to his mashed potatoes to add some volume to his ugly facial hair.

[BurbankKarl]

useless thread ping

[BurbankKarl]

[RedBeaconNY]

(Pssst... already posted here)

[Delta 21]

[righttackle44]

"What he should be more concerned about doing is shaving that horrible excuse for facial hair he has going on."

Is it possible that he could lose 12 pounds just by shaving?

[mtbopfuyn]

Lipo is much needed above his neck.

[Ursus arctos horribilis]

I used to be in great shape. But after several years of health problems and numerous surgical procedures, to include lumbar fusion at four levels, I was a mess. At 5'9" and age 66 with severe loss of muscle mass, I was up to 233 pounds, of FAT.

Six months ago I decided enough was enough, and did something about it. I am now down to 180 lbs. and my goal is 160. I dropped my calorie intake down to 1200 per day and started out with light exercises and slow walks.

I now work out at home with free weights (insuring to keep back out of compression) on a Gold's Gym XR5 exercise center and walk very fast for 40 minutes a day.

My doctor has been amazed, I have gone from 13 prescription drugs, to none. Just one example, my blood pressure when on meds was 195 over 120, today, no meds, and it is 132 over 70.

Aside from vitamin & nutrient supplements, I haven't changed what I eat, I just eat a hell lot less of it.

[scrabblehack]

Hey...maybe he's doing research for his next documentary...

[Lady Jag]

300 pounds, his a$$!

[Lady Jag]

Your story sounds a lot like me and is inspirational to one who is attempting a comeback. It's wonderful what you accomplished.

[Brad’s Gramma]

This is wrong. He should give the money to the poor.



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