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DUmmie FUnnies 08-15-05 ("Is Bush Out of Control?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 15, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/15/2005 2:13:28 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. The WACKO DUmmies are actually "worried" that Bush is out of control as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Is Bush Out of Control? Capital Hill Blue today." This from the same clowns composed of wackos such as mopaul and benburch among SCORES of other sanity deprived denizens of DUmmieland. So they think Bush is out of control? Did he wear a black Midnight Cowboy outfit in the hot Texas sun while walking around barefoot to allow his feet to be attacked by fire ants? Is Bush declaring that a Third American Empire began during the 1980 Olympic hockey victory over the Soviets when the fans began yelling "USA! USA!"? Actually all the speculation (and hope) that Bush has gone nuts is based entirely on rumor. So let us watch the nutcase DUmmies praying for a Bush Meltdown in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the DUmmies go COMPLETELY out of control EVERY DAY, is in the [brackets]:

Is Bush Out of Control? Capital Hill Blue today

[Are the DUmmies Out of Control? Yes, Every Day.]

Buy beleaguered, overworked White House aides enough drinks and they tell a sordid tale of an administration under siege, beset by bitter staff infighting and led by a man whose mood swings suggest paranoia bordering on schizophrenia.

[Buy me 18 year old Flor de Caña rum and I will probably tell you anything to keep the bartender pouring.]

They describe a President whose public persona masks an angry, obscenity-spouting man who berates staff, unleashes tirades against those who disagree with him and ends meetings in the Oval Office with “get out of here!”

[Those aides sound like they are describing Hillary. All they want is for you to keep pouring out the Flor de Caña.]

In fact, George W. Bush’s mood swings have become so drastic that White House emails often contain “weather reports” to warn of the President’s demeanor. “Calm seas” means Bush is calm while “tornado alert” is a warning that he is pissed at the world.

[Hillary was on PERMANENT tornado alert, especially when she slashed Bubba's face with her nails.]

Decreasing job approval ratings and increased criticism within his own party drives the President’s paranoia even higher. Bush, in a meeting with senior advisors, called Senator Majority Leader Bill Frist a “god-damned traitor” for opposing him on stem-cell research.

[What is the DUmmie screen name of the author of this Capitol Hill Blue piece of fiction?]

Is this true or not? Who knows but its great reading!

[So even though you admit that it probably isn't true, you admit that you enjoy reading this fiction. Hey, whatever turns you on.]

Dems need to pile on this They need to force a public meltdown of spectacular proportions. With an unbalanced personality like *, it's very possible.

[If Bush were already unhinged, why would the Democrats need to pile on? Unless, the story ISN'T true.]

How much would we love to see a public meltdown on TV? I hope to see him disolve in a puddle of piss, vomit and crap as the weight of what he has done sinks in... all in public on tv.In reality it would prolly scare me no end to see this happen, but I still want it hehe.tib

[Thus spaketh yet ANOTHER out of control DUmmie.]

I'm seriously worried about his mental stability. And not so much about Washington, but in Crawford. I think the reason they send him on these outrageous '5-week vacations' is because they know he's fragile mentally.So what happens? Cindy Sheehan and company arrive, right on his doorstep. This is an instant downer, because now he has to justify what he does all day long, in particular when he doesn't meet with her. The fact is, he CAN'T meet with her. Cindy Sheehan has publicly announced that she's going to debate him - something he's not able to do right now.

[Thanks for ADMITTING what Cindy Sheehan's REAL agenda is... To get into Bush's face. Amazing that a lot of reporters are still promoting the fiction that Bush meeting with Cindy Sheehan would be a warm fuzzy thing for him to do when the REAL agenda of the left is for Cindy to be completely confrontational.]

this man is totally sick..and he has his followers ........who believe everything he says...hes dangerous......to the entire world....he is the one who has his finger on the switch....and if this is true.he must be taken out of the WH.by force if necessary..for the survival of our country......

[By force if necessary...which means by violence. Thank you for sharing that thought, DUmmie bluedog. I repeat, DUmmie bluedog. Oh, and give the Secret Service my regards.]

capitol hill blue is a crap website if someone can get a video of this shit, I'd take it seriously but otherwise this could be a bunch of crap.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]


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To: Charles Henrickson

ROTFLMAO!!!!!


41 posted on 08/15/2005 3:29:29 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
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To: PJ-Comix

Was this report faxed to Capitol Hill Blue by some anonymous person at a Kinko's somewhere in Texas?

The soap opera continues.

Hey, MSM! How about paying some serious attention to Able Danger and the 9/11 Blame Bush Commission???


42 posted on 08/15/2005 3:29:36 PM PDT by Purrcival (MSM & DUmmies - Exploiting grieving mothers for political gain)
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To: Welsh Rabbit
I was in the DUmp yesterday, and it looked like around 75% of them changed their avatars to Cindy.

Conyers . . . Andy . . . we hardly knew ye.

43 posted on 08/15/2005 3:30:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Democratic Underground: This could be a bunch of crap.)
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To: Sally'sConcerns

Link to the Smoking Gun entry re: Sheehan's hubby filing for divorce (link from Drudge):

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0815051sheehan1.html


44 posted on 08/15/2005 3:32:12 PM PDT by Purrcival (MSM & DUmmies - Exploiting grieving mothers for political gain)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Dems need to pile on this. . . .

Oh, they'll leave a pile, all right.

...and then they'll proceed to step in it.

45 posted on 08/15/2005 3:37:22 PM PDT by Purrcival (MSM & DUmmies - Exploiting grieving mothers for political gain)
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To: PJ-Comix

Isn't this at least the fifth or sixth time Capitol Hill Blue has tried to push this Bush-as-raging-psychopath story? When are they going to get the hint that nobody in RationalLand is buying it?


46 posted on 08/15/2005 3:40:52 PM PDT by Dont Mention the War (John Bolton for White House Press Secretary!)
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To: Purrcival

Anything that keeps the DUmmies stirring in their own impotent hatred is good for this country.


47 posted on 08/15/2005 3:43:38 PM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: Purrcival

Anything that keeps the DUmmies stirring in their own impotent hatred is good for this country.


48 posted on 08/15/2005 3:43:44 PM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: Charles Henrickson
For the DUmmies to criticize anyone for being angry or spouting obscenities is the height of hypocrisy, since they specialize in anger and obscenity.

I hope to see him disolve in a puddle of piss, vomit and crap as the weight of what he has done sinks in...

I believe the saying is "the proof is in the puddin" Charles.

49 posted on 08/15/2005 4:02:10 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Completely Useless Before September)
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To: PJ-Comix

Didn't CHB have a story something like this in 2004?


50 posted on 08/15/2005 4:03:37 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (To thine own self be true...or relatively true. --Guy Caballero)
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To: PJ-Comix
Oh my, another THIS HAS LEGS.....BUSH IS TOAST! story. Hasn't anyone yet told the DUmmies that living off your imagination doesn't actually pay any money?

Man I go away for a few days and Cindy's getting a divorce! I am out of touch!

51 posted on 08/15/2005 4:03:59 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (Yoo-Hoo, Ms, Plame. Ollie, ollie, oxen free. Come out, come out, wherever you are!)
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To: Welsh Rabbit
I was in the DUmp yesterday, and it looked like around 75% of them changed their avatars to Cindy. I read several of the Sheehan threads trying to figure out why this has become the most important issue in their lives

A portion of them are reliving their glory days in the late 60 's early 70's and their "anti-war", "give peace a chance" days.

Another portion have no grasp of revelancy and project their HATE BUUUUUUUUUUUSH mentality into every aspect of their lives, so this is another straw to grasp at and feed idoitic hope that one of these things will bring him down.

52 posted on 08/15/2005 4:08:56 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Completely Useless Before September)
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To: PJ-Comix
Buy beleaguered, overworked White House aides enough drinks and they tell a sordid tale of an administration under siege, beset by bitter staff infighting and led by a man whose mood swings suggest paranoia bordering on schizophrenia.

Capital Hill Blue, huh? Looks like Terrence J. Wilkinson got a job as a beleaguered, overworked White House aide.

53 posted on 08/15/2005 4:19:24 PM PDT by alnick
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To: PJ-Comix

----I'm seriously worried about his mental stability.----

"Ward, I'm worried about the Beaver."

----And not so much about Washington, but in Crawford. I think the reason they send him on these outrageous '5-week vacations' is because they know he's fragile mentally.----

Actually, Bush sends himself on these 5-week "vacations" (as if the President of the United States is EVER on "vacation") back to Real America, precisely so he doesn't go full bore looney. Because, you see, very few sane, well-balanced people WANT to spend any length of time amongst the Beltwayheads in Washington.

All George Washington ever wanted to do during his presidency was to get the hell away from the capital (New York, then) and back to Mount Vernon; you don't think that if travel had been as easy in the 1790s as it is now, he wouldn't have spent AT LEAST as much time there as Bush does in Crawford?

----So what happens? Cindy Sheehan and company arrive, right on his doorstep. This is an instant downer, because now he has to justify what he does all day long, in particular when he doesn't meet with her.----

He already did.

----The fact is, he CAN'T meet with her. Cindy Sheehan has publicly announced that she's going to debate him - something he's not able to do right now.----

WELL THEN! In that case, I shall here and now announce that I'm going to PUBLICLY DEBATE Harry Reid tomorrow afternoon in my garage. And when Harry doesn't show up, that means I WIN! YAY!

Moonbats.

-Dan

54 posted on 08/15/2005 4:33:56 PM PDT by Flux Capacitor (Trust me. I know what I'm doing.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"and if this is true.he must be taken out of the WH.by force if necessary..for the survival of our country......"

So is this a threat, veiled or otherwise?

And just what DUmmy has the stones to follow through on this alleged threat?


55 posted on 08/15/2005 5:00:17 PM PDT by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: alarm rider
And just what DUmmy has the stones to follow through on this alleged threat?

Not a one. Talk is cheap. But the Secret Service knows that.

56 posted on 08/15/2005 5:26:08 PM PDT by Steve0113 (Stay to the far right to get by.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Buy beleaguered, overworked White House aides enough drinks and they tell a sordid tale of an administration under siege...

I almost missed this one. Under seige by whom? Sheehan?

57 posted on 08/15/2005 5:28:21 PM PDT by Steve0113 (Stay to the far right to get by.)
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To: Steve0113

----Talk is cheap. But the Secret Service knows that.----

That phrase is completely unknown to the Secret Service. Talk about the use of violence against the President, even in jest, and they will make it their business (because it is their business) to find out exactly who you are, guaranteed.

I've sent the FBI links to DUmmie threads once or twice for chuckles.

-Dan

58 posted on 08/15/2005 5:38:45 PM PDT by Flux Capacitor (Trust me. I know what I'm doing.)
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To: CAluvdubya; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

How many "smoking guns" have the DUmmies wet themselves over? How many footballs have there been?

Downing Street memo...

Valerie Plame...

Rathergate National Guard memo...

9/11 Commission report...

What else? Help me out here.


59 posted on 08/15/2005 5:43:24 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (What did Jamie "The Wall" Gorelick know, and when did she know it?)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

Jeff Gannon...

"No" WMD - "Bush lied, thousands died" yadayada

Bush "stole" the election (2000)...

Bush "stole" the election, part Deux (2004)...

RoveGate (oh wait a minute...that comes under Valerie Plame)...


60 posted on 08/15/2005 5:53:34 PM PDT by Purrcival (MSM & DUmmies - Exploiting grieving mothers for political gain)
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