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DUmmie FUnnies 06-28-05 ("Fight dirty, go negative early and often")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 28, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/28/2005 6:08:56 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

I have to give the DUmmies credit for honesty in this THREAD titled, “Fight dirty, go negative early and often.” At least they make absolutely NO phony pretense at trying to attain even a minimal level of civility. They up front admit they HATE Republicans and will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING to defeat them. This is the REAL FACE of the Left, not that false front the professional Democrats put up when they know the cameras are rolling. Read this thread and learn how the Democrats REALLY think. It is a sad sight but educational as well. As usual, the bile spewing DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, happy to present to the world the ugly DUmmie face behind the Democrat mask, is in the [brackets]:

Fight dirty, go negative early and often. Politics is a bloodsport, not a Gentleman's game! Dems can't compete if they attempt to maintain the "moral high ground".

[Don’t worry. You have no “moral high ground” to maintain.]

Kick republicans in the balls, gouge out their eyes, crush their windpipe and kick them when they're down repeatedly.

[Is that you, Howard Dean?]

Or, you can get used to being the minority party.

[Thanx to this post you made you will remain a minority party for much longer than you ever intended. Now let us hear the rest of the DUmmies add in their rabid ravings…]

bingo! Here's an example that pissed me off locally. There was a local D. meeting in town a couple weeks ago. The group had reserved a covered picnic area at a local park. When they got there an R operative was eating lunch in the picnic area. Rather than confronting him, they moved the D meeting to the lawn.

[WAAAAAH!!!! LOUSY EVIL REPUBLICANS! THEY STOLE OUR PICNIC SPOT! CRIME OF THE CENTURY!!!]

OH I agree! I think that's what Dean has been doing! Now you tell ME why so many Dems are slamming him for doing it????? I have been saying for years that you have to fight fire with fire. We can't let the opposition use rockets and we continue to use pocket knives!!! Whay won't the Dems let Howard do a job that he's very good at doing? Why won't our elected Dems join him?

[Perhaps you can take solace from the fact that the Republicans are willing to leave Dean alone to destroy the Democrat Party by himself.]

Because .... the failed, old guard, pink tutu, handwringing, go along to get along, appeasing wing of the Dem party cannot stand it that they are WRONG, WRONG, WRONG and they don't have a plan or the guts to take power from the Repugs. They continue with their measured rhetoric and whine when the media doens't cover it. They wonder why, that after compromise after compromise with the Repubs, that when they want a small portion of good will they get shit on every time. Some people are simply too nice to play politics as the Republicans have defined it. They should move aside and let those who have the passion and the ability play.

[Move aside and allow the DUmmies to self-destruct!]

This is TRUE TRUE TRUE. I wish our folks would start taking this to heart. DAMN!

Yes, I know it takes us down to their level. Yes, I know it makes us no better than them. F*CK IT! Just Do It ANYWAY.

Yes, I also know that poll after poll after poll shows people SAY they don't like negative campaigning and that it's a turn-off. NEVERTHELESS, they STILL fall for it and buy into it, hook, line, and sinker. Research repeatedly shows that NEGATIVE CAMPAIGNING WORKS. IT WORKS. IT GETS THE JOB DONE. IT WINS ELECTIONS. And even while people CLAIM they don't like it, they are still taken in by it, BIGTIME.

WHEN are we gonna realize that?

When I start talking about how you don't take a knife to a gunfight, and if someone shoots at you with a howitzer, you don't arm yourself with a feather duster, I get the same tired old crap about how - Oh, Dear Me! That means we're no better than them!!! We're just like them!! Oh, WOE!!!

And you know how I've started to respond? I say - "you know something? I DO want to be like them. JUST like them. Because you know what they are? They're WINNERS. And I want to win. So if that's what it takes, SO BE IT. It's about time Macchiavelli started working for the Good Guys, anyway."

[Keep talking. This Anger Management Therapy Session still has a few minutes to go. (Note: Patient appears to be Just Plain NUTS!!!)]

If negative campaigning didn't work, Max Cleland would still be a Senator. I know people don't like it, and there are times it backfires, but if it's not sufficiently answered, it works. Throw enough shit at the wall, and some of it always sticks. The trouble is, all the feces-flinging howler monkeys appear to be working for the GOP, and that's a lot of shit to keep scraping off the walls. Some of it always manages to leave a smear.

[It appears you’ve tossed more than your share of shit at the fan.]

yes sir- it is LONG PAST time to break out the baseball bats.

[Stand by! Dr. Buddy Rydell will be seeing you in a minute.]


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To: speed_addiction

The new DUmmie motto: "Talk is cheap, and if it costs anything, someone else will pay for it"


61 posted on 06/28/2005 7:33:13 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Don't suffer fools gladly? I don't suffer them at all.)
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To: SCALEMAN
Darn, you're right! They've forgotten their secret conversion tewl...
BouncyBall

Faster than a speeding bullet...
BouncyBall

Able to leap tall buildings.....
BouncyBall

Able to convert evil Rethugs with just one small conversation....

IT'S BOUNCYBALL !!

(of course she might have been suffering from deflation or a slow leak)

62 posted on 06/28/2005 7:34:15 PM PDT by Sally'sConcerns
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To: gidget7
We already started our celebration, the President asks, he will receive, our flag is out!!

I have had a flag of lights over my garage since 9/11. It comes on at dusk and goes off at dawn.

63 posted on 06/28/2005 7:35:48 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Durbin now stands in Jane Fonda's shadow)
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To: mikrofon

LOL! Thanks for posting that funny again; I forgot to save it before...got it now!


64 posted on 06/28/2005 7:36:14 PM PDT by JLO
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To: Darkwolf377; Bullish; PJ-Comix
yes sir- it is LONG PAST time to break out the baseball bats.

Strike one:

Strike two:

Strike three:

You're out.

65 posted on 06/28/2005 7:37:07 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Go back to the bench.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Charles... Cards 2.. Reds 1.. bottom of the 9th.. 2 out..


66 posted on 06/28/2005 7:39:28 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Durbin now stands in Jane Fonda's shadow)
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To: Celtjew Libertarian
Rove's comment was about the groups like Moveon.org, not specifically the Dem politicians, that's why he had nothing to apologize for or retract, because what he said was absolutely true.
What Rove said was “Liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers.” Conservatives, he said, “saw the savagery of 9/11 and the attacks and prepared for war.”
He added that groups linked to the Democratic Party made the mistake of calling for “moderation and restraint” after the terrorist attacks.
67 posted on 06/28/2005 7:39:31 PM PDT by visualops (http://www.visualops.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson
LOL!!!!!

Yep, them Dems sure are the party o' the little guy, eh? Just into baseball, apple pie and hangin' with the other blue collar folks in the neighborhood.

68 posted on 06/28/2005 7:40:23 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Don't suffer fools gladly? I don't suffer them at all.)
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To: Darkwolf377
hangin' with the other blue collar folks in the neighborhood

The folks in my neighborhod don't wind surf and snow board at exclusive resorts.

69 posted on 06/28/2005 7:42:30 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Durbin now stands in Jane Fonda's shadow)
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To: Darkwolf377; mikrofon
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70 posted on 06/28/2005 7:44:59 PM PDT by JLO
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To: PJ-Comix
...They [Dem leaders] continue with their measured rhetoric...

"Measured" rhetoric?

Measured rhetoric?!

BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


71 posted on 06/28/2005 7:45:09 PM PDT by Purrcival (More people would support our efforts in Iraq if only the media would TELL THE TRUTH!)
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To: Nowhere Man
They always say, "Bush is bad, Bush is wrong," and so on.

Naah, they don't say that. They say, "f***in' bush is so f***in' bad!!!" or "g*dd*amn that f***in' chimp!!! i hate him SO f***in' much!!!"

72 posted on 06/28/2005 7:51:58 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies are the Democratic "base.")
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To: PJ-Comix
Dems...after compromise after compromise with the Repubs, that when they want a small portion of good will they get sh*t on every time.

Here. Let me fix this:

Republicans...after compromise after compromise with the Dems, that when they want a small portion of good will they get sh*t on every time.

There. All better now.

73 posted on 06/28/2005 7:52:40 PM PDT by Purrcival (More people would support our efforts in Iraq if only the media would TELL THE TRUTH!)
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To: PJ-Comix
...all the feces-flinging howler monkeys appear to be working for the GOP,...

Oopsie, another one that needs to be fixed...

...all the feces-flinging howler monkeys appear to be working for the DemocRATS...

There. All better.

For lurking DUmmies, who am I talking about? That's easy! Howard Dean, Harry Reid, Ted Kennedy, Barbara Boxer, Robert KKK Byrd, Nancy Pelosi, John Conyers, Maxine Waters, Sheila Jackson Lee, The Hildabeast, Joseph Biden Al Franken, Janeane Garofalo, and the rest of Err/Scare America, moveon.org, Bob Fitrakis and democrats.com, Michael Stinson and takebackthemedia.com, WillPitt and trouthout.org and PDA, George Soros, and so on...

74 posted on 06/28/2005 8:05:10 PM PDT by Purrcival (More people would support our efforts in Iraq if only the media would TELL THE TRUTH!)
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To: speed_addiction

Just 11 short months and we'll all be celebrating with you, Speedy! It will just whiz by...


75 posted on 06/28/2005 8:09:26 PM PDT by Purrcival (More people would support our efforts in Iraq if only the media would TELL THE TRUTH!)
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To: JLO

These are Fake Pancreatic Cancer patients checking in to Johns Hopkins. The writing on their bellies is to make sure the surgeon doesn't actually cut them.

76 posted on 06/28/2005 8:13:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Fake Pancreatic Cancer: They call it "the silent killer"--because no one's ever died from it!)
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To: Purrcival
Just 11 short months and we'll all be celebrating with you, Speedy! It will just whiz by...

You know the expression, "Kick ass and take names?" Well, I have a list of names already. The ass kicking begins May 11, 2006.
77 posted on 06/28/2005 8:20:35 PM PDT by speed_addiction ( Somethings gnaw on a man worse'n dyin'!)
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To: Celtjew Libertarian

Karl Rove never actually came out and said "Democrats" when he made that remark. He said "liberals". But the Democrats went nuts afterward and pretty much outed themselves as being the liberals they were trying to convince everyone they were not. A master stroke by the master himself.


78 posted on 06/28/2005 8:21:46 PM PDT by Purrcival (More people would support our efforts in Iraq if only the media would TELL THE TRUTH!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Maybe he was wearing a Camp Gitmo tee-shirt.


79 posted on 06/28/2005 8:23:59 PM PDT by Purrcival (More people would support our efforts in Iraq if only the media would TELL THE TRUTH!)
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To: Purrcival; PJ-Comix

Forgot a few...

Gore, Kerry, Durbin.


80 posted on 06/28/2005 8:33:16 PM PDT by Purrcival (More people would support our efforts in Iraq if only the media would TELL THE TRUTH!)
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