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DUmmie FUnnies 06-28-05 ("Fight dirty, go negative early and often")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 28, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/28/2005 6:08:56 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

I have to give the DUmmies credit for honesty in this THREAD titled, “Fight dirty, go negative early and often.” At least they make absolutely NO phony pretense at trying to attain even a minimal level of civility. They up front admit they HATE Republicans and will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING to defeat them. This is the REAL FACE of the Left, not that false front the professional Democrats put up when they know the cameras are rolling. Read this thread and learn how the Democrats REALLY think. It is a sad sight but educational as well. As usual, the bile spewing DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, happy to present to the world the ugly DUmmie face behind the Democrat mask, is in the [brackets]:

Fight dirty, go negative early and often. Politics is a bloodsport, not a Gentleman's game! Dems can't compete if they attempt to maintain the "moral high ground".

[Don’t worry. You have no “moral high ground” to maintain.]

Kick republicans in the balls, gouge out their eyes, crush their windpipe and kick them when they're down repeatedly.

[Is that you, Howard Dean?]

Or, you can get used to being the minority party.

[Thanx to this post you made you will remain a minority party for much longer than you ever intended. Now let us hear the rest of the DUmmies add in their rabid ravings…]

bingo! Here's an example that pissed me off locally. There was a local D. meeting in town a couple weeks ago. The group had reserved a covered picnic area at a local park. When they got there an R operative was eating lunch in the picnic area. Rather than confronting him, they moved the D meeting to the lawn.

[WAAAAAH!!!! LOUSY EVIL REPUBLICANS! THEY STOLE OUR PICNIC SPOT! CRIME OF THE CENTURY!!!]

OH I agree! I think that's what Dean has been doing! Now you tell ME why so many Dems are slamming him for doing it????? I have been saying for years that you have to fight fire with fire. We can't let the opposition use rockets and we continue to use pocket knives!!! Whay won't the Dems let Howard do a job that he's very good at doing? Why won't our elected Dems join him?

[Perhaps you can take solace from the fact that the Republicans are willing to leave Dean alone to destroy the Democrat Party by himself.]

Because .... the failed, old guard, pink tutu, handwringing, go along to get along, appeasing wing of the Dem party cannot stand it that they are WRONG, WRONG, WRONG and they don't have a plan or the guts to take power from the Repugs. They continue with their measured rhetoric and whine when the media doens't cover it. They wonder why, that after compromise after compromise with the Repubs, that when they want a small portion of good will they get shit on every time. Some people are simply too nice to play politics as the Republicans have defined it. They should move aside and let those who have the passion and the ability play.

[Move aside and allow the DUmmies to self-destruct!]

This is TRUE TRUE TRUE. I wish our folks would start taking this to heart. DAMN!

Yes, I know it takes us down to their level. Yes, I know it makes us no better than them. F*CK IT! Just Do It ANYWAY.

Yes, I also know that poll after poll after poll shows people SAY they don't like negative campaigning and that it's a turn-off. NEVERTHELESS, they STILL fall for it and buy into it, hook, line, and sinker. Research repeatedly shows that NEGATIVE CAMPAIGNING WORKS. IT WORKS. IT GETS THE JOB DONE. IT WINS ELECTIONS. And even while people CLAIM they don't like it, they are still taken in by it, BIGTIME.

WHEN are we gonna realize that?

When I start talking about how you don't take a knife to a gunfight, and if someone shoots at you with a howitzer, you don't arm yourself with a feather duster, I get the same tired old crap about how - Oh, Dear Me! That means we're no better than them!!! We're just like them!! Oh, WOE!!!

And you know how I've started to respond? I say - "you know something? I DO want to be like them. JUST like them. Because you know what they are? They're WINNERS. And I want to win. So if that's what it takes, SO BE IT. It's about time Macchiavelli started working for the Good Guys, anyway."

[Keep talking. This Anger Management Therapy Session still has a few minutes to go. (Note: Patient appears to be Just Plain NUTS!!!)]

If negative campaigning didn't work, Max Cleland would still be a Senator. I know people don't like it, and there are times it backfires, but if it's not sufficiently answered, it works. Throw enough shit at the wall, and some of it always sticks. The trouble is, all the feces-flinging howler monkeys appear to be working for the GOP, and that's a lot of shit to keep scraping off the walls. Some of it always manages to leave a smear.

[It appears you’ve tossed more than your share of shit at the fan.]

yes sir- it is LONG PAST time to break out the baseball bats.

[Stand by! Dr. Buddy Rydell will be seeing you in a minute.]


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To: PJ-Comix
you don't arm yourself with a feather duster . . .

Unless you're Undie Stephenson at Miss Waverly's Dust Bunny Palace.

41 posted on 06/28/2005 6:51:09 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Where even the foliage has dust.)
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To: Argus
If the Democrats had one tenth as much hatred for our terrorist enemies as they do for Republicans, this would be a united country.

Yes, but you see, to them Republicans ARE the terrorist enemies. And the terrorist enemies are just poor misunderstood would-be peaceniks, who simply are reacting to the big bad evil U.S. and the cowboy attitude of our CinC, whom they despise with bile-filled passion. (The world of the Demonrats is as far from reality as it gets.)

42 posted on 06/28/2005 6:52:40 PM PDT by shezza (My heroes have always been cowboys. Go Ronnie! Go W!)
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To: Celtjew Libertarian

Correct, and by the way, Rove said "liberals" he never used the word Democrat, not once!


43 posted on 06/28/2005 6:53:29 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Throw enough shit at the wall, and some of it always sticks.

That's Undie Stephenson's philosophy of fundraising.

44 posted on 06/28/2005 6:53:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Undie Stephenson, the Mendacious Mendicant.)
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To: PJ-Comix

More DUmmie hate let's hope they keep it up :-)


45 posted on 06/28/2005 6:57:29 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops and their Family's)
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To: 537cant be wrong

I used to work in a factory as a foreman. There was a engineer that was a know it all college kid. It took months of fighting against him but one day he walked in while I was on a break. He stuck his hand out and said "You win, I quit". From that point on my reputation only grew. If I didn't want someone on my shift they would quit or transfer to another shift.

My paint crew gave me a couple of Metallica nicknames that I'm proud of. Master of puppets and Harvester of sorrow.


46 posted on 06/28/2005 7:00:48 PM PDT by cripplecreek (I zot trolls for fun and profit.)
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To: gidget7
They're WINNERS.

And you're WHINERS.

47 posted on 06/28/2005 7:02:00 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Party Whine.)
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To: cripplecreek

I thought the same thing...they backed away b/c some guy was eating in "their" picnic area?...dear God these people are such wimps.

the funny thing is: the guy was probably just eating lunch without a clue as to who they were or why they were there....pathetically funny.

this is why these idiots can never be in charge...they can't even confront ONE guy at a picnic table!!


48 posted on 06/28/2005 7:02:08 PM PDT by socialismisinsidious
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To: cripplecreek
I'm curious about how they knew he was a "R operative"

He must have been eating meat.

49 posted on 06/28/2005 7:04:20 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies are human vegetable-eaters.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Kick republicans in the balls, gouge out their eyes, crush their windpipe and kick them when they're down repeatedly.

We say- "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women."

(Uh, forget that last part...)

50 posted on 06/28/2005 7:05:53 PM PDT by mikrofon (DUodorant)
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To: All
Hey DU! just bring it...We fight to win...


51 posted on 06/28/2005 7:06:39 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: gidget7
LOL you forgot Biden, Byrd, Durbin, Pelosi

I was running out of rant juice.

If I had tried to list all of the dumbo losers, I would have missed the 4th of July celebration. But thanks for the add on's.

52 posted on 06/28/2005 7:10:24 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Durbin now stands in Jane Fonda's shadow)
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To: socialismisinsidious
the funny thing is: the guy was probably just eating lunch without a clue as to who they were or why they were there....pathetically funny.

You're right about it probably being some guy just eating lunch but he probably had slacks, shirt and a tie on so he automatically became one of us evil rethugs to them.

53 posted on 06/28/2005 7:13:50 PM PDT by Sally'sConcerns
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To: Celtjew Libertarian
For example, Rove's comment about the Dems saying we had to understand the terrorists

I believe he used the term Liberal rather than Democrat, and that was the distinction, and made his statement absolutely true, not over the top, not an overstatement, but true.

54 posted on 06/28/2005 7:15:34 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Durbin now stands in Jane Fonda's shadow)
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To: Sally'sConcerns
When they got there an R operative was eating lunch in the picnic area. Rather than confronting him, they moved the D meeting to the lawn

Where the hell is BouncyBall when they need her. If she had been there, she would have jumped out of the bushes and engaged the Rethug in a meaningful conversation about the Chimpus Khan, pointed out all of the evils of the right, and converted him/her to the dark side.

55 posted on 06/28/2005 7:21:44 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Durbin now stands in Jane Fonda's shadow)
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To: SCALEMAN

Hehehe you're welcome!!

We already started our celebration, the President asks, he will receive, our flag is out!! We had to replace the pole, but went ahead and did it tonight, .....in the dark LOL


56 posted on 06/28/2005 7:27:13 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Fight dirty, go negative early and often. Politics is a bloodsport, not a Gentleman's game! Dems can't compete if they attempt to maintain the "moral high ground". Kick republicans in the balls, gouge out their eyes, crush their windpipe and kick them when they're down repeatedly.

What's that Shakespeare quote? I think it fits these folks rather well.

"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

57 posted on 06/28/2005 7:28:43 PM PDT by SaveTheChief (There are 10 types of people -- those who understand binary, and those who don't.)
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To: cripplecreek

i still am a general foreman in a factory. i'm there right now. i have been assigned the task 8 years ago to clean house of the bad seeds.
there are currently none left.
my nick name, the turnerator.
(last name turner.)


58 posted on 06/28/2005 7:30:18 PM PDT by 537cant be wrong (vampires stole my lunch money but left me with my bus pass. damn!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; franksolich; All
you don't arm yourself with a feather duster . . . Unless you're Undie Stephenson at Miss Waverly's Dust Bunny Palace.

LOL! Oh Charles!

59 posted on 06/28/2005 7:31:10 PM PDT by JLO
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To: PJ-Comix

I think the DUer's don't wuite "get it." They always say, "Bush is bad, Bush is wrong," and so on. I know it is normal politics to dump on the the other guy and point out how wrong he is, but they do't really go into the why and the most important, they don't offer a good or even any vision to counter things. You can't win on hate alone most of the time. Just like when we picked on President Clinton's shortcomings and he had many of them but you can't win on that alone and I think that is one good reason why he wasn't removed during his impreachment. The Democrats are trying the same thing and they will still fail unless something bad really happens.


60 posted on 06/28/2005 7:31:51 PM PDT by Nowhere Man (Lutheran, Conservative, Neo-Victorian/Edwardian, Michael Savage in '08! - DeCAFTA-nate CAFTA!)
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