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DUmmie FUnnies 06-28-05 ("Fight dirty, go negative early and often")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 28, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/28/2005 6:08:56 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

I have to give the DUmmies credit for honesty in this THREAD titled, “Fight dirty, go negative early and often.” At least they make absolutely NO phony pretense at trying to attain even a minimal level of civility. They up front admit they HATE Republicans and will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING to defeat them. This is the REAL FACE of the Left, not that false front the professional Democrats put up when they know the cameras are rolling. Read this thread and learn how the Democrats REALLY think. It is a sad sight but educational as well. As usual, the bile spewing DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, happy to present to the world the ugly DUmmie face behind the Democrat mask, is in the [brackets]:

Fight dirty, go negative early and often. Politics is a bloodsport, not a Gentleman's game! Dems can't compete if they attempt to maintain the "moral high ground".

[Don’t worry. You have no “moral high ground” to maintain.]

Kick republicans in the balls, gouge out their eyes, crush their windpipe and kick them when they're down repeatedly.

[Is that you, Howard Dean?]

Or, you can get used to being the minority party.

[Thanx to this post you made you will remain a minority party for much longer than you ever intended. Now let us hear the rest of the DUmmies add in their rabid ravings…]

bingo! Here's an example that pissed me off locally. There was a local D. meeting in town a couple weeks ago. The group had reserved a covered picnic area at a local park. When they got there an R operative was eating lunch in the picnic area. Rather than confronting him, they moved the D meeting to the lawn.

[WAAAAAH!!!! LOUSY EVIL REPUBLICANS! THEY STOLE OUR PICNIC SPOT! CRIME OF THE CENTURY!!!]

OH I agree! I think that's what Dean has been doing! Now you tell ME why so many Dems are slamming him for doing it????? I have been saying for years that you have to fight fire with fire. We can't let the opposition use rockets and we continue to use pocket knives!!! Whay won't the Dems let Howard do a job that he's very good at doing? Why won't our elected Dems join him?

[Perhaps you can take solace from the fact that the Republicans are willing to leave Dean alone to destroy the Democrat Party by himself.]

Because .... the failed, old guard, pink tutu, handwringing, go along to get along, appeasing wing of the Dem party cannot stand it that they are WRONG, WRONG, WRONG and they don't have a plan or the guts to take power from the Repugs. They continue with their measured rhetoric and whine when the media doens't cover it. They wonder why, that after compromise after compromise with the Repubs, that when they want a small portion of good will they get shit on every time. Some people are simply too nice to play politics as the Republicans have defined it. They should move aside and let those who have the passion and the ability play.

[Move aside and allow the DUmmies to self-destruct!]

This is TRUE TRUE TRUE. I wish our folks would start taking this to heart. DAMN!

Yes, I know it takes us down to their level. Yes, I know it makes us no better than them. F*CK IT! Just Do It ANYWAY.

Yes, I also know that poll after poll after poll shows people SAY they don't like negative campaigning and that it's a turn-off. NEVERTHELESS, they STILL fall for it and buy into it, hook, line, and sinker. Research repeatedly shows that NEGATIVE CAMPAIGNING WORKS. IT WORKS. IT GETS THE JOB DONE. IT WINS ELECTIONS. And even while people CLAIM they don't like it, they are still taken in by it, BIGTIME.

WHEN are we gonna realize that?

When I start talking about how you don't take a knife to a gunfight, and if someone shoots at you with a howitzer, you don't arm yourself with a feather duster, I get the same tired old crap about how - Oh, Dear Me! That means we're no better than them!!! We're just like them!! Oh, WOE!!!

And you know how I've started to respond? I say - "you know something? I DO want to be like them. JUST like them. Because you know what they are? They're WINNERS. And I want to win. So if that's what it takes, SO BE IT. It's about time Macchiavelli started working for the Good Guys, anyway."

[Keep talking. This Anger Management Therapy Session still has a few minutes to go. (Note: Patient appears to be Just Plain NUTS!!!)]

If negative campaigning didn't work, Max Cleland would still be a Senator. I know people don't like it, and there are times it backfires, but if it's not sufficiently answered, it works. Throw enough shit at the wall, and some of it always sticks. The trouble is, all the feces-flinging howler monkeys appear to be working for the GOP, and that's a lot of shit to keep scraping off the walls. Some of it always manages to leave a smear.

[It appears you’ve tossed more than your share of shit at the fan.]

yes sir- it is LONG PAST time to break out the baseball bats.

[Stand by! Dr. Buddy Rydell will be seeing you in a minute.]


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To: Darkwolf377
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21 posted on 06/28/2005 6:30:15 PM PDT by cripplecreek (I zot trolls for fun and profit.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Politics is a bloodsport"

It's only a matter of time before some fanatical DUmmies explode on to the scene.

22 posted on 06/28/2005 6:32:42 PM PDT by melt (A slimy Micharl Moore "film" sticks to you like grime.)
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To: PJ-Comix
From the thread:

Pryderi (436 posts) Tue Jun-28-05 10:06 AM Response to Reply #3 5. Thanks for the recommendation. Dems also need to co-opt the Eleventh Commandment of the Republican party : Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Democrat.

BS. Republicans will always stand up and denounce one of their own if they deserve it. The Dems always fall in line and 'duck and cover' for anyone in their organization who gets in trouble.

23 posted on 06/28/2005 6:33:23 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Durbin now stands in Jane Fonda's shadow)
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To: PJ-Comix
Bigtime ..."you know something? I DO want to be like them. JUST like them"...

This is Cheney envy, pure and simple.

24 posted on 06/28/2005 6:34:27 PM PDT by Dutchgirl (Christ died for men precisely because men are not worth dying for; to make them worth it." --C. S. L)
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To: Doctor Raoul
Kick republicans in the balls, gouge out their eyes, crush their windpipe and kick them when they're down repeatedly.

That one was from Frank "Patton" Lautenberg.


25 posted on 06/28/2005 6:36:00 PM PDT by Bars4Bill
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To: Darkwolf377
I can't get enough of this DUmmie thread: "OOOHHHH!!!! we're gonna...we're gonna OOOHHHHHH!!!! we're SOOOOO gonna whup your asses, you, you OOOOOHHHH!!!! lemme just get the mustard stains off my Che! t-shirt an' I'm gonna, gonna OOOOHHHHH hurt you so bad!!!! OH YEAH! WE are the party of the people, not that other party that gets most of the votes, I'm just so so MAD!!!!! OOOHHH!! YEAH!!! WE ROCK!!!!!"

Everytime the DUmmies get like this, I remember those Greenpeace weenies that tried to shut down the oil traders in London who had their asses handed to them.
26 posted on 06/28/2005 6:37:07 PM PDT by speed_addiction ( Somethings gnaw on a man worse'n dyin'!)
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To: PJ-Comix
the failed, old guard, pink tutu, handwringing, go along to get along, appeasing wing of the Dem party cannot stand it that they are WRONG, WRONG, WRONG and they don't have a plan or the guts to take power from the Repugs.


About the best hope for them is to rent themselves out as the tooth fairy! LOL!

27 posted on 06/28/2005 6:37:58 PM PDT by luvie (GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS AND GOD BLESS THE USA!)
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To: PJ-Comix
They're WINNERS.

FLASH!!!! DUmmie realizes the truth about ideas in the public arena. Goes nuts. Story at 11:00.

28 posted on 06/28/2005 6:38:15 PM PDT by groanup (http://fairtax.org)
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To: cripplecreek
Boy! If the DU hardcore keep this up......they may achieve undesirable rabid pest status, controlled by an "open season" with "no limit" status...

Hell, they may even allow shooting over a baited field with these lunatics.....
A 55 gal drum filled with pot, gay & straight porno magazines, crack and Dixie Chicks CDs might be a good bait.

The thought of that ---- may strengthen me to live on for another decade or so....

Semper Fi

29 posted on 06/28/2005 6:40:34 PM PDT by river rat (You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: PJ-Comix
yes sir- it is LONG PAST time to break out the baseball bats.

Bring it on you little snot-noses and we'll shove those bats where the sun don't shine!

30 posted on 06/28/2005 6:41:20 PM PDT by Bullish (Proudly and consistently hating the Clinton's since 1992)
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To: PJ-Comix
Dems can't compete if they attempt to maintain the "moral high ground".

Your high ground is so low you have to call it, "Democratic Underground."

31 posted on 06/28/2005 6:41:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies are the Democratic "base.")
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To: PJ-Comix
Kick republicans in the balls, gouge out their eyes, crush their windpipe and kick them when they're down repeatedly.

And we're the Party of Hate?

32 posted on 06/28/2005 6:43:27 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies are the Democratic "base.")
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To: Doctor Raoul

"It's not a purse, it's EUROPEAN," the DUmmie flounced.


33 posted on 06/28/2005 6:43:35 PM PDT by stands2reason (GINOBILI and HORRY are my MVPS!!!)
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To: SCALEMAN

LOL you forgot Biden, Byrd, Durbin, Pelosi and whoever that minority leader is...........the big whiner!


34 posted on 06/28/2005 6:45:49 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
When they got there an R operative was eating lunch in the picnic area.

Surprised you DUmmie Ants didn't invade his picnic.

35 posted on 06/28/2005 6:45:53 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies are the Democratic "base.")
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To: Dutchgirl

OMG that was a hoot! Cheney envy!!


36 posted on 06/28/2005 6:47:09 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: cripplecreek

psy ops kinda guy.

me too! it is a whole lot of fun when it only takes a 2 - 3
minute conversation to hone in on an idiots hot button.
then push repeatedly.


37 posted on 06/28/2005 6:47:40 PM PDT by 537cant be wrong (vampires stole my lunch money but left me with my bus pass. damn!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

"When they got there an R operative was eating lunch in the picnic area."


I'm curious about how they knew he was a "R operative" or better yet why the other DUmmies accepted it without question.


38 posted on 06/28/2005 6:49:00 PM PDT by cripplecreek (I zot trolls for fun and profit.)
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To: PJ-Comix
There was a local D. meeting in town a couple weeks ago. The group had reserved a covered picnic area at a local park. When they got there an R operative was eating lunch in the picnic area. Rather than confronting him, they moved the D meeting to the lawn.

The DU'ers are wussies and stupid.

Certainly nobody here would support muscling a group out of an area for which the have a permit. Yet they lacked the balls or the brains to ask the interloper to leave or call a cop if they didn't.

On a different level, they support going into other people's events and distrupting them, groups like Code Pinko. So it's another example of how Pink Tutu Liberals can dish it out but can't take it.

39 posted on 06/28/2005 6:49:51 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul (Support Our Troops, Spit On A Liberal Reporter)
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To: PJ-Comix
Thing is, when the GOP goes on the attack, even when it's over-the-top, it's usually an exaggeration of the facts on the ground. When the lefties do, it's usually made out of the whole cloth.

For example, Rove's comment about the Dems saying we had to understand the terrorists, my first reaction was, "Of course that's true." Then I realized a lot of that reaction in the first few weeks wasn't from Dem politicians, but from lefts, active and otherwise, I knew on various multi-political or usually non-political forums. The elected left-wingers may have done the outraged song-and-dance they needed to stay elected, but they went back to their supporters, soon enough. So maybe the left-wing Dem politicians weren't saying, "We have to understand," in September 2001, but their core supporters were.

But Durbin's crack -- no matter how "subtlety" phrased -- came straight out of left-field, if you will. American soldiers compared to the agents of genocidal regimes? C'mon!

So the lefties talk about taking a gun or baseball bat to the fight -- metaphorically, I hope. But the GOP aren't using metaphorical guns... They're using carefully placed bombs, designed to hit the target and no one else.

40 posted on 06/28/2005 6:50:53 PM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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