[SCALEMAN]

When they got there an R operative was eating lunch in the picnic area. Rather than confronting him, they moved the D meeting to the lawn

Where the hell is BouncyBall when they need her. If she had been there, she would have jumped out of the bushes and engaged the Rethug in a meaningful conversation about the Chimpus Khan, pointed out all of the evils of the right, and converted him/her to the dark side.

[Sally'sConcerns]

Darn, you're right! They've forgotten their secret conversion tewl...
BouncyBall

Faster than a speeding bullet...
BouncyBall

Able to leap tall buildings.....
BouncyBall

Able to convert evil Rethugs with just one small conversation....

IT'S BOUNCYBALL !!

(of course she might have been suffering from deflation or a slow leak)