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DC Mayor To Bulldoze Ruth Bader Ginsberg's House For Homeless Shelter (*Satire Alert*)
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| June 23, 2005
| "The Therapist"
Posted on 06/24/2005 9:08:04 AM PDT by nutmeg
DC Mayor To Bulldoze Ruth Bader Ginsberg's House For Homeless Shelter
ABC 'Home Makeover' team commissioned to evict Justice
Mayor Williams, announcing the domocilic ouster of Justice Ginsberg.
Washington- In an immediate municipal action based upon the just-released ruling by the United States Supreme Court, DC Mayor Anthony Williams has announced that Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg "needs to start packing" as the city's plans for a suburban homeless shelter have finally been vetted.
Ginsberg was one of five justices who ruled that city governments may seize private property in the name of furthering beneficial municipal programs.
"We are allowing time for Ms. Ginsberg to dismantle her Bill Clinton altar, as well as her mannequal tributes to Ruth Buzzi," said Williams. "But as soon as those black robes are in the foyer, Tai Pennington's gonna pull up in that big old bus and give her the bells and whistles eviction--complete with that maudlin, fashion-crazy gay guy."
Pennington's ubiquitous megaphone will let Justice Ginberg know when she must get herself and her robes out to the street.
Ginsberg said she will "respect her own ruling" despite the fact that "I do not agree with it anymore."
Ginsberg is expected to get a temporary flat with fellow justice, David Souter, until she can "find somebody else to evict."
posted by The Therapist @ 9:58 AM
TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: anthonywilliams; connecticut; dc; eminentdomain; ginsberg; ginsburg; kelo; landgrab; ruthbaderginsberg; scotus; tyranny
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posted on
06/24/2005 9:08:11 AM PDT
by
nutmeg
To: nutmeg
Connecticut (satire/Friday humor) ping!
Please Freepmail me if you want on or off my infrequent Connecticut ping list.
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posted on
06/24/2005 9:09:59 AM PDT
by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
To: nutmeg
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posted on
06/24/2005 9:15:18 AM PDT
by
Millee
(So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
To: nutmeg
If only it were so. Nothing would satisfy me more than to see the five who voted for this have their houses bulldozed (legally) for a hot dog stand.
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posted on
06/24/2005 9:27:32 AM PDT
by
NJ_gent
(Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.)
To: NJ_gent; Millee
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posted on
06/24/2005 9:31:52 AM PDT
by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
To: StarFan; Dutchy; alisasny; BobFromNJ; BUNNY2003; Cacique; Clemenza; Coleus; cyborg; DKNY; ...
Satire ping!
Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my ‘miscellaneous’ ping list.
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posted on
06/24/2005 9:33:13 AM PDT
by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
To: nutmeg
I certainly would be in the best interest to just bulldoze the Supreme Court... or at least a specific half of it
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posted on
06/24/2005 9:34:04 AM PDT
by
Right_at_RiceU
(You don't need a gun to kill hippies, just soap or work.)
To: NautiNurse; Howlin; doug from upland; Mia T; ALOHA RONNIE; writer33; Do not dub me shapka broham; ..
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posted on
06/24/2005 9:34:30 AM PDT
by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
To: Right_at_RiceU
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posted on
06/24/2005 9:35:22 AM PDT
by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
To: nutmeg
"Throw me out in the cold, but I'll still be sitting on the Bench..."
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posted on
06/24/2005 9:37:41 AM PDT
by
LRS
To: LRS
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posted on
06/24/2005 9:39:14 AM PDT
by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
To: nutmeg
(Guffaw.)
We could only hope!
:)
Thanks for the ping.
-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)
To: arasina
Political satire ping.
To: nutmeg
I'll laugh harder when the USSC building is paved over for a parking lot.
D.C. needs more parking lots.
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posted on
06/24/2005 10:07:18 AM PDT
by
NautiNurse
("I'd rather see someone go to work for a Republican campaign than sit on their butt."--Howard Dean)
To: nutmeg
Will the Private Sector, on occasion, at some point be granted 'eminent domain' over assorted parcels of Federal land, idiot monuments, museums etc. in the future?
NO
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posted on
06/24/2005 10:42:00 AM PDT
by
4Liberty
(Loud music was played at Waco. So are Clinton & Reno = Hitler/Stalin/ Pol-Pot, Senator Durbin?)
To: nutmeg
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posted on
06/24/2005 2:57:30 PM PDT
by
GOPJ
(Deep Throat(s) -- top level FBI officials playing cub reporters for suckers.)
To: Do not dub me shapka broham
Wow! A personalized brohamie ping that didn't include 11 other FReepers! I'm flattered. :o)
However, I must say...the satire sucks. So, how's the weather in New York this week?
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posted on
06/24/2005 8:53:26 PM PDT
by
arasina
(So there.)
To: arasina
It's actually pretty nice, come to think of it.
I hung out of my Kings Plaza today.
Man, that place sucks.
:7)
To: arasina
Gah!
Can't formulate proper sentences after midnight...while on high dossages ofBenadryl.
Oh well.
:0)
-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)
To: nutmeg
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posted on
06/28/2005 11:18:59 AM PDT
by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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