DUmmie FUnnies 06-15-05 (Pied Piper Pitt Self-Morphs From Nehru To Martin Luther)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 15, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Duke Nukum]

My gosh but reading this guy's rants is enervating! If we could package Pitt's scribbles as a bomb, we could bore the terrorists to death.

[dirtbiker]

Oh, never mind...they hate our President and they don't WANT to get it. They just want to continue to spread lies and disinformation.

Got that right. I just read that the Downing Street papers he refers to are as fake as Dan Rather's reporting....

[JLO]

Hey, I'm with you guys in spirit!

Your pal, as always! JLO

I can still find the REALLY 101 old place.
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Old buddies/pals. I still get some real e-mails from old 101 friends. Some real guys are still there.

Pssst to Berni, if you're around!

[Flux Capacitor]

----Nail It to the White House Door----

The Martin Luther analogy isn't original to the Left, understandable given its tendencies toward theatrics over substance. Granted it's no surprise that Pitt would be a plagiarist in addition to a huckster, but here it is.

'Course, the prospects of any DUmmie getting anywhere near the White House door before being cut down by sniper fire are amusing indeed, all the more so since they publicly discussed methods of smuggling a gun into Bush's second inauguration.

Besides.... haven't these morons yet gotten the message that CONSERVATISM is the 21st Century Reformation? :)

-Dan

[Purrcival]

I just read about lysie's cat having all 4 legs intentionally broken.

Whaaaaaaaat?

[Purrcival]

Wonder if the PEST session leader will be leading PDSMDT group therapy sessions when this is all over?

[Charles Henrickson]

. . . . . . . . . . HERE STOOD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . HERE STOOD
. . . BEFORE EMPEROR AND EMPIRE . . . . BEFORE CHANGING HIS MIND
. . . . . . . . .MARTIN LUTHER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . WILL PITT
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .1521 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2005
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . JUNE 15
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..(FOR JUNE 16, MOVE TO NEXT MARKER)

[speed_addiction]

That was such a delightful Will Pitt Screed. I am glad it was posted. I had not slept like that in weeks!

[Charles Henrickson]

SELF-RECANTED EVENING
Tune: "Some Enchanted Evening"

Self-recanted evening,
When you see the flip-flops,
You may see where Pitt stops
Across the DUmmieland.
And somehow you know,
You know even then,
That sometime you'll see him
Recant once again.

Self-aggrandized weaving,
Bloviating windbag,
Going where the wind blows,
Not knowing where to stand.
He'll write to the left--
That's left to go right--
Will's so busy dancing,
He can't sleep at night.

Who can explain Pitt?
Who can tell you why?
Will gives two versions,
Neither one can fly.

Some fantastic FReeping!
Someone may be laughing,
You may hear the laughing
Among the DUFU fans.
And night after night,
When we go to bed,
That sound is our laughter--
Will Pitt's in our thread!

Once we have DUFUed
Will Pitt's swing and miss,
Then he'll discover
He can't recant this!

[Charles Henrickson]

(Let's see if this one doesn't "red ex" out. . . .)

. . . . . . . . . . HERE STOOD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . HERE STOOD
. . . BEFORE EMPEROR AND EMPIRE . . . . BEFORE CHANGING HIS MIND
. . . . . . . . .MARTIN LUTHER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . WILL PITT
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .1521 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2005
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . JUNE 15
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..(FOR JUNE 16, MOVE TO NEXT MARKER)

[gidget7]

Oh undoubtedly!! LOL

[Buck W.]

These miserable b*st*rds really want us to lose, don't they?

[imskylark]

"WHY CAN'T THEY GET THIS???? "

Selective hearing.

[JLO]

SELF-RECANTED EVENING
Tune: "Some Enchanted Evening"


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LOL, Charles!

[JLO]

"WHY CAN'T THEY GET THIS???? "

Selective hearing.


HTML selective hearing. Apparently, some folks can't read.


Fingers in ears! Lalalala!

[Charles Henrickson]

. . . . . . . . October 31, 1517 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . June 16, 2005
. . Martin Luther nailing the 95 Theses . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Will Pitt hoping to nail a few groupies

[Solamente]

What is Sterno® made of? Sterno® is a formulation of denatured alcohol, water and gel. It is perfectly safe when used as directed. What happens if the gel is consumed internally?

[freedumb2003]

If my connection didn;t suck massively, it might have been 10.

*sigh* ISP -- the friction in the vacuum of the Internets

[freedumb2003]

You and DFU (no relation to DUFU)!!

Funny stuff! :)

[doug from upland]

Excellent.